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Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Weaponized Cum posted:

Peru's pretty good at producing talented players that lack professionalism. Reimond Manco is one of them. He did great in a youth WC, was bought by PSV to develop, but couldn't be bothered to put an ounce of effort to that marvelous opportunity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIcBJ8ufZhA

After that he was bought by Atlante in Mexico, and after a while Manco decided to go out with his mates and showed up to practice drunk. His excuse? He was kidnapped and was drugged.

We're never going to the World Cup again. NEVER.

Saudi FA officials fining Al-Hilal's Romanian midfielder Mirel Radoi £3,500 for implying a Saudi opponent was gay. Radoi said Hussein Abdul Ghani "follows me during matches … he touches me like a girl … I don't know why. Perhaps he does not like women, but men." Saudi officials said the fine was imposed because the "slur was racist against Arabs".

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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
How did FIFA overlook this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZq0eeo_56Y

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

I'll be honest, that Arsenal goal is probably the best I've seen this year. I'm a sucker for team moves like that and that one there is just amazing.

crappledan
Dec 17, 2009

Serious Title Contenders

Ravel posted:

What happened to that Ibra goal from recently where he absolutely thundered it past the keeper. Or the Ronaldo goal against Gala.





October was such an amazing month :allears:

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

Soup and a Sandwich posted:

ahaa almost forgot this needed to be posted today



Manchester United had Fred The Red with them for a minutes silence on sunday iirc

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

euroboy posted:

Manchester United had Fred The Red with them for a minutes silence on sunday iirc

He was stood seperate its not as funny as the Gunnarsaurus linking arms with his head dropped down deep in thought


Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
Best goal ever scored by a keeper?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4Nd_U0V-ww

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Greg can we somehow make this the background of TRP thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8W0mnX2TNQ

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZq0eeo_56Y

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

same page

Come on lads :mad:

Xeno
Sep 16, 2005

MAD TYTE DUBZ, YO.

the sex ghost posted:

Greg can we somehow make this the background of TRP thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8W0mnX2TNQ

This is brilliant, cheers. :3: :3:

Everyone going to the match in their Sunday best and a scarf.

"These players are worth tens of thousands of pounds"

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

T. Finninho posted:

same page

Come on lads :mad:

Oops sorry.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Thirteenth Step posted:

Di Natale or Kone for me but if I had a gun to my head I'd say Di Natale.

You could put me in that position 1000 times and I'd completely whiff the shot every single go, never-mind hit it and place it perfectly past the keeper.

Brilliant.

That was his weak foot too. The things that man does is crazy, especially at his age.

That goal is better without the music, because you can hear the thud the ball makes against the pole so clearly.

Spxtz
Oct 9, 2007
An unfortunate choice of insult from the South, given they've chosen Yaya to represent the North:





From here: http://www.theguardian.com/sport/gallery/2013/nov/12/beautiful-games-all-star-football-design

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
everything about that article is terrible



young kosc

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections
Add some playoffs and some sort of home run contest but for football and it'll be super American

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

ayb posted:

Add some playoffs and some sort of home run contest but for football and it'll be super American

Crossbar challenge / juggling contest

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

Mr. Matt posted:

An unfortunate choice of insult from the South, given they've chosen Yaya to represent the North:





From here: http://www.theguardian.com/sport/gallery/2013/nov/12/beautiful-games-all-star-football-design

Wrong thread.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque può essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

Mr. Matt posted:

An unfortunate choice of insult from the South, given they've chosen Yaya to represent the North:





From here: http://www.theguardian.com/sport/gallery/2013/nov/12/beautiful-games-all-star-football-design

Perhaps we can settle this, this year and going forward, on the basis of the respective number of European Cups won

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless


Yes YES

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Soup and a Sandwich posted:

everything about that article is terrible



young kosc

Cool rear end picture on the wall

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Ninpo posted:



Yes YES

Excuse me for being American, but what does two foot mean?

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Soulex posted:

Excuse me for being American, but what does two foot mean?

Two footed tackle

The Mash
Feb 17, 2007

You have to say I can open my presents

Soulex posted:

Excuse me for being American, but what does two foot mean?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haUz1rdFg5Q


E: PYF Two-footed challenge

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Thanks. Also wow.

I thought it was a thing like making someone feel two foot tall.

I'd rather watch Pierce get the first one.

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Speaking of tackles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iR31s4AvcBc

There's a tackle

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

The Mash posted:


E: PYF Two-footed challenge

My favorite red card.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1waQJ3dC5ro

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTcsBBqcARU

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
God I love those:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2NA_bHPM_M

Soulex posted:

Excuse me for being American, but what does two foot mean?

Soulex posted:

I thought it was a thing like making someone feel two foot tall.

:newlol:

Rycalawre
Nov 6, 2009

Adulterous Hitler posted:

Shame about the result, but awesome atmosphere for a 4th division Derby.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwakT5fCHh0

:black101:

Hmmm seeing those ads reminds me, is Hacker-Pschorr Marzen any good? Was gonna get some but due to import prices it costs a fair bit.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

lmao the pitches with terrible drainage are hilarious

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Rycalawre posted:

Hmmm seeing those ads reminds me, is Hacker-Pschorr Marzen any good? Was gonna get some but due to import prices it costs a fair bit.

It's good, but there are better ones like Augustiner and Hofbräu.
Stay the gently caress away from Spaten though.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

That's great there's even a goal similar to the one Zlatan scored against England.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013
I realise I'm not a fan of bike kicks so Zlatan's goal just doesn't appeal to me. They just look so awkward and overly elaborate, I know that's probably a really goony thing to think but whatever.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

The flying headscissors at 18 seconds is still the greatest tackle of all time.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Semprini posted:

The flying headscissors at 18 seconds is still the greatest tackle of all time.

I like how that video just turns into the Psychotic Pepe Show at the end.

dkj
Feb 18, 2009

Semprini posted:

The flying headscissors at 18 seconds is still the greatest tackle of all time.

Pepe losing it and the fight between Kanoute and Diogo always kill me.

Shark Fin Soup
Jun 19, 2007

A symbol of wealth, prestige, and cruelty.
I thought this was interesting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4STIigLoZ1o

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup
Is there any videos of great tackles? You know ones where people don't get their legs broken. Just clean tackles.

Not cocks.

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antidote
Jun 15, 2005


Finally, a league I could make it in.

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