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evol262 posted:fglrx mostly works these days, but the open radeon driver is good enough that you only need fglrx for CAD work, essentially.
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Paladine_PSoT posted:AT E1Q0V1X4 &C1 &D2 S0=0 S11=34 Don't forget M0 we don't want to wake up the baby with 100 decibels of modem-dialing. Unless you're a scrub who didn't have an external modem with a volume control.
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Paladine_PSoT posted:AT E1Q0V1X4 &C1 &D2 S0=0 S11=34 Had to break out hyperterm to troubleshoot a 56K used for electronic billing and was surprised to see I still remembered the commands. AT Z AT DT 8675309 AT H edit: just realised I had those reversed hihifellow fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Nov 13, 2013 |
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Misogynist posted:Both drivers have awful multi-monitor support. That depends on whether or not you consider Twinview more or less awful than essentially supporting xrandr.
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Paladine_PSoT posted:AT E1Q0V1X4 &C1 &D2 S0=0 S11=34 Oh holy hell and gently caress you for bringing this poo poo back to my active brain. I remember spending loving days on modem strings when trying to set up a PPP stack on windows 3.1, because I wanted to launch gopher while mudding dammit! Dial ISP via PROCOMM. Contact how-to BBS for PPP information. Hang up. Try PPP connection (that fails). Hang up. Dial ISP via SLIP connection. Contact How-to BBS for different PPP configuration stuff. Hang up. Repeat. "Kssshhhh-weeeeeeeee-drrrrrrrkkkkkk-sssshhhhhhhh-TICK." Also Crescenthawks Revenge was a loving awesome game.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 21:14 |
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gently caress yeah. Wensense is blocking the edit page due to Adult Material. But Quote still works. I'd love to know what triggered this time.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 21:16 |
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My local ISP started with dial-up shell accounts so you could login as 'bobm' and you got a UNIX shell. Then one day they started to offer PPP internet access, so you could use Windows Dial-up Networking, and just change your login to 'bobm@ppp' and after you connected you could start Netscape or whatever. Once I dialed in from Procomm at a friends house (he was still stuck with DOS) and I used 'bobm@ppp' and was treated to a Matrix screensaver-like explosion of extended ASCII characters all over the screen.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 21:17 |
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Bob Morales posted:Don't forget M0 we don't want to wake up the baby with 100 decibels of modem-dialing. Unless you're a scrub who didn't have an external modem with a volume control. S0=0 shuts off the modem speaker
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Fil5000 posted:Didn't you also need "T4" or something in there? I'm sure mine used to have it in. Yes, you do. I wrote that post from memory rather than Googling. By which I mean memory in my brain. Conventional memory, if you will.
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MrBling posted:Fiddling with EMS and XMS and trying to free up enough memory was more annoying than setting IRQ/DMA. Oh god I remember having to do this. Was so aggravating.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 21:36 |
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Paladine_PSoT posted:S0=0 shuts off the modem speaker You sure? Mn : Speaker Control Sn : Select a Specific S Register
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 21:45 |
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Bob Morales posted:You sure? That's right, M1 was volume 1, it would take 0 through 4 with volume off. S0=0 meant don't answer the phone.
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I'm hiring someone to support sound cards on old DOS systems, paying $90/hour, e-mail jeff@amazon.com It's taken me a while to learn this lesson but today it finally hit home: Trust no one in IT until they prove themselves. Cleaning up after nice people who seem smart is a massive pain in the rear end.
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 22:03 |
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Bob Morales posted:PC speaker has always been 'just a buzzer'. And there was never 'PC speaker music' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmoDLyiQYKw
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 22:27 |
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Bob Morales posted:You sure? Are you nerds really debating the proper command for a technology that no one has used in twenty years? Awesome!
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 23:17 |
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Agrikk posted:Are you nerds really debating the proper command for a technology that no one has used in twenty years? I'm just surprised that no one has noted that you could get some rather impressive music by way of Or was that just the Amiga crowd doing that? (Couldn't find the GIF quickly.)
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 23:45 |
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You mean kind of like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmfHHLfbjNQ
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# ? Nov 13, 2013 23:52 |
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hihifellow posted:You mean kind of like this? Phantom of the floppera
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Paladine_PSoT posted:I wonder if PWM still works natively... Mute doesn't effect the onboard pc speaker, so I just got an idea for a hilarious prank. You can use powershell to play music/make sound using the PC speaker: http://jeffwouters.nl/index.php/2012/03/get-your-geek-on-with-powershell-and-some-music/
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Lum posted:Yes, you do. I wrote that post from memory rather than Googling. Apparently mine's been kept in UMB.
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What the hell? I get an email from SolarWinds telling me that I can add users to my existing license with a signficant discount. So, I ask them to give me a quote for an additional user. I get a quote for (after a 20% discount) $200.00! gently caress you, buddy. I just bought my license in March with a 20% off e-coupon and got it for $79.20. In what world is taking something that originally cost $99.00, jacking the price up to $250.00* and offering a 20% discount off of this inflated price a 'significant discount'? Needless to say, I seriously doubt my co-worker is going to jump on that offer. *Looking through my emails, the price increased back in July.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 00:49 |
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underlig posted:User brings it to me 30 days after he first told me about it, i reset it, update it, call Apple who wants me to give them a cc number before they'll fix it, then they tell me it went out of warranty 8 days earlier. The "genius bar" workers have a bit of discretion when it comes to slightly-out-of-warranty replacement. It might be worth having the guy bring it in and asking if they can fix the month-old problem.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 00:51 |
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Pissing me off sales reps who don't actually understand the product they are selling. We have a client who got convinced they could save a ton of money by switching their internet/phone/mobile provider. So without consulting us they signed the contract and then brought us in to the loop. So I contact the person who sold them the package to get the relevant details (account details for the routers, what the new static IPs will be etc). She had no idea what an IP was or why you would want a static one, didn't know what an Exchange server was. Then she was unable to tell us which account was tied to which line or even which location. Finally sorting most of it out they can't tell me what the static IPs will be for the lines until the switchover is made and they connect for the first time. We don't know when the switch is happening other than it has a target of Friday. I was talking to a few of their workers and apparently Fridays are the worst day of the week for them to have an interruption to their internet access. Best part is that after having to add on all the 'optional extras' to their internet account (like static IPs etc) for their business to run, they are not going to be making any real savings on their bills. And they now get to be billed for a few hours of our time to get it all running again like it was before they changed provider.
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n0tqu1tesane posted:You can use powershell to play music/make sound using the PC speaker: Holy poo poo the next time my test lead goes into the server room, remote powershell and I are going to have a party. I just need to find out where in the room the machines are so I can do the theme from jaws circling around him.
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Agrikk posted:gently caress yeah. Wensense is blocking the edit page due to Adult Material. But Quote still works. Quote != edit but sometimes it is all you got.
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Dick Trauma posted:AdLib for life... I built a Covox Speech Thing and used that until I 8-bit Sound Galaxy cards turned up. (Couldn't/wouldn't afford a Sound Blaster)
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Paladine_PSoT posted:Holy poo poo the next time my test lead goes into the server room, remote powershell and I are going to have a party. I just need to find out where in the room the machines are so I can do the theme from jaws circling around him. That would be drat awesome! EDIT: Lum's remix of that fox song is STILL rattling around in my head. Please make it stop (it was clever but is such an ear worm)!
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Paladine_PSoT posted:Holy poo poo the next time my test lead goes into the server room, remote powershell and I are going to have a party. I just need to find out where in the room the machines are so I can do the theme from jaws circling around him. It would be wonderful if you could get video of that.
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Crowley posted:(Couldn't/wouldn't afford a Sound Blaster)
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ookiimarukochan posted:It was - IMO, more than young enough that it was really my parents paying - worth getting a legit Creative Labs card just for the hours of entertainment that Dr Sbaitso provided. I thought sound cards was for chumps. Games worked fine without it and I just didn't see why I should dole out $10 for a Covox. Then one of my friends called me frantically and told me I had to come over NOW. When I got there he put me right in front of his computer, closed the curtains, turned up his (awesome) stereo, and put on Dune II. The intro blew me away, and I just had to swing by the local electronics pusher and buy the components for a Covox. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbe7DWi4xHw
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Crowley posted:I thought sound cards was for chumps. Games worked fine without it and I just didn't see why I should dole out $10 for a Covox. Sounds great for such a tiny circuit, wish I'd known back then! Pinball fantasies PC speaker (turn down, whiny noise) Pinball fantasies Covox thing HalloKitty fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Nov 14, 2013 |
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Agrikk posted:Are you nerds really debating the proper command for a technology that no one has used in twenty years? Maybe you need to go re-live DOS and modems http://www.masswerk.at/googleBBS/
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Our corporate HQ is small, about ten people. We have a much larger site in Hollywood, and now people with offices over there are coming to corporate to "work" so they can be seen by the CEO. So they are perched at counters, camped out in the conference room, constantly asking whether or not someone will be in so they can take their office, asking for AC adapters because they're too dumb to bring their own. You have offices, you fucks. I set them up for you. Now go and work in them! The icing on the cake: the CEO is on vacation for a week.
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DEVICE=MATSHITA.SYS Made me giggle when I was 10. Still makes me giggle when I'm 31. Growing up is for losers Lum posted:SET BLASTER=A220 I5 D1 H5 Don't you 'SET' me!
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I called one of my users to follow up on something from earlier in the week; his secretary answered, as expected. She immediately launched into a description of her problem. If you are now confused, you know how I felt. I didn't know she had a problem, she didn't call me or ask if she could ask me a question while I was on the phone, and I had called about something completely unrelated. She began describing her hitherto-unknown problem -- that she didn't know how to use a Word feature, basically -- before I could actually tell her why I'd called. Not really an issue, and I was able to help her, but seems awfully rude.
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GargleBlaster posted:Don't you 'SET' me! Get back in your DMA channel!
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GargleBlaster posted:DEVICE=MATSHITA.SYS I may grow old, but never up.
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Well, I have now seen a Harris SS7 switching system I'm pretty sure was older than me and is still in production.
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guppy posted:I called one of my users to follow up on something from earlier in the week; his secretary answered, as expected. She immediately launched into a description of her problem. If you are now confused, you know how I felt. I didn't know she had a problem, she didn't call me or ask if she could ask me a question while I was on the phone, and I had called about something completely unrelated. She began describing her hitherto-unknown problem -- that she didn't know how to use a Word feature, basically -- before I could actually tell her why I'd called. The words "While you're here" are pretty deadly
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guppy posted:I called one of my users to follow up on something from earlier in the week; his secretary answered, as expected. She immediately launched into a description of her problem. If you are now confused, you know how I felt. I didn't know she had a problem, she didn't call me or ask if she could ask me a question while I was on the phone, and I had called about something completely unrelated. She began describing her hitherto-unknown problem -- that she didn't know how to use a Word feature, basically -- before I could actually tell her why I'd called. Telepathic ticket filing is now a thing in her head. You WILL be blamed for failure to respond when she thinks of a new problem from here on out. Enjoy.
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