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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

jeffersonlives posted:

Did Crocop really get tapped with a god drat neck crank by loving Alexey Oleinik? I saw it and I still don't believe it.



Looks like a body compression sub from scarf hold rather than a neck crank. That can actually be a really difficult position to get out of and Cro Cop simply couldn't breathe.

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TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

It's still not as outrageous as K-1 WGP Champion Mirko CroCop.

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Paging BeanFried, looks like a bunch of female fights on today's Oplot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofoCH0kMNc

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

individual865 posted:

Paging BeanFried, looks like a bunch of female fights on today's Oplot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofoCH0kMNc

Today I saw a woman hang onto an armbar through 3 piledrivers

Chrom1um
Dec 31, 2005
Come and join my doomsday cult!

Yuriy posted:

Today I saw a woman hang onto an armbar through 3 piledrivers

fffffffffffffffffffffuck

Why did I miss that?

NovaPolice
May 9, 2006
I barely have any idea of what MMA is or like what matches are must watches or what to appreciate in the athletes' performances, so Oplot is pretty great.

It looks and sounds like a b-movie depiction of MMA, only no one is buff enough to be a b-action-hero star and I think no one is fighting for their freedom from a prison that runs nightclub deathmatches on the side.

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.

NovaPolice posted:

I barely have any idea of what MMA is or like what matches are must watches or what to appreciate in the athletes' performances, so Oplot is pretty great.

It looks and sounds like a b-movie depiction of MMA, only no one is buff enough to be a b-action-hero star and I think no one is fighting for their freedom from a prison that runs nightclub deathmatches on the side.

The Ukraine is the prison.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS

NovaPolice posted:

what matches are must watches

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbtsr3_Ih60

You probably won't get this now. You might even be bored by it. But one day you will see it and you will understand it's greatness. That is when you get MMA. That is when you are one of us.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Dangersim posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbtsr3_Ih60

You probably won't get this now. You might even be bored by it. But one day you will see it and you will understand it's greatness. That is when you get MMA. That is when you are one of us.


My personal metric is the first time someone says or thinks "Ooo nice pass".

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Dangersim posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DS9vdoX3Ju0

You probably won't get this now. You might even be bored by it. But one day you will see it and you will understand it's greatness. That is when you get MMA. That is when you are one of us.

I fixed your link. You accidentally posted that episode of Trailer Park Boys where Ricky gets beat up by a karate man and then fails a drug test while insisting he won the whole time.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Haha, so Bob Meyrowitz is talking about starting up YAMMA and the name was created as a result of a misunderstanding - as he explains it, he was in a restaurant pitching the idea to Russian investors and they couldn't understand why a curved pit was even necessary, so he got a frying pan and they all exclaimed, knowingly, "yama!" So he thought it meant frying pan. Later on he was talking about YAMMA with Oleg Taktarov and was corrected and yama actually meant "burial pit."

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

1st AD posted:

Haha, so Bob Meyrowitz is talking about starting up YAMMA and the name was created as a result of a misunderstanding - as he explains it, he was in a restaurant pitching the idea to Russian investors and they couldn't understand why a curved pit was even necessary, so he got a frying pan and they all exclaimed, knowingly, "yama!" So he thought it meant frying pan. Later on he was talking about YAMMA with Oleg Taktarov and was corrected and yama actually meant "burial pit."

Would watch Burial Pit Fighting Championships

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

1st AD posted:

Haha, so Bob Meyrowitz is talking about starting up YAMMA and the name was created as a result of a misunderstanding - as he explains it, he was in a restaurant pitching the idea to Russian investors and they couldn't understand why a curved pit was even necessary, so he got a frying pan and they all exclaimed, knowingly, "yama!" So he thought it meant frying pan. Later on he was talking about YAMMA with Oleg Taktarov and was corrected and yama actually meant "burial pit."

The frying pan showed them why the curved pit was necessary?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Well Bob was probably trying to explain the whole thing about the stupid "fighters can't get trapped against the cage" and the Russians probably thought "Oh sweet they're fighting in a burial pit that is also maybe burning hot."

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Who has ever thought, "I'm in a potential investor's meeting and running into a language barrier. I wonder if someone has a frying pan. This will be a helpful thing."

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Did the restaurant not have bowls to use as an example instead?

DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

HAHA! WOOOOOOO WOOO!
Fun Shoe

Captain Log posted:

Who has ever thought, "I'm in a potential investor's meeting and running into a language barrier. I wonder if someone has a frying pan. This will be a helpful thing."

remember that these are the guys that founded and ran the early ufc

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

remember that these are the guys that founded and ran the early ufc


It was an investors meeting for a literal pit fighting organization, we're lucky the frying pan in that story didn't make it's debut as a murder weapon.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

remember that these are the guys that founded and ran the early ufc

http://www.mmafighting.com/2013/11/12/5096720/bob-meyrowitz-recalls-the-remarkable-genesis-of-the-first-ultimate

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
Bob Meyrowitz literally blew off Dana's invite to this week's UFC show because "I had a family thing."

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

1st AD posted:

Bob Meyrowitz literally blew off Dana's invite to this week's UFC show because "I had a family thing."

hosed up that someone could value their family over a pit full of sweating Iowans playing Twister.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
i agree

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Just reading the tea leaves of all the Meyrowitz interviews lately and other stuff I've seen of him he doesn't seem real eager to engage on (new) UFC stuff. Especially in that 20th anniversary doc where he's talking about the sale and what was going on at the time in his life sounded like someone recalling some sort of huge trauma.

I don't think it's that he feels excluded or spiteful over their success. Maybe he's just sick of people saying what a rube he was for selling it in hindsight.

Gregor Samsa
Sep 5, 2007
Nietzsche's Mustache

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I don't think it's that he feels excluded or spiteful over their success. Maybe he's just sick of people saying what a rube he was for selling it in hindsight.

I don't think that's fair to say though, given that I can't imagine the UFC becoming what it is now without the Fertitta's NSAC connections playing a big role early on.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Gregor Samsa posted:

I don't think that's fair to say though, given that I can't imagine the UFC becoming what it is now without the Fertitta's NSAC connections playing a big role early on.


Well that and the millions of dollars they sunk into it with no end in sight. It's not a smart or truthful view of the situation but I doubt a lot of people knew much beyond "this guy sold the UFC for a mill back in the day".

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

1st AD posted:

Bob Meyrowitz literally blew off Dana's invite to this week's UFC show because "I had a family thing."

By "family thing" he meant "tend to Nate Diaz's high school reunion"

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Mods rename me Sweating Iowans Playing Twister

Julio Cesar Fatass
Jul 24, 2007

"...."

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Well that and the millions of dollars they sunk into it with no end in sight. It's not a smart or truthful view of the situation but I doubt a lot of people knew much beyond "this guy sold the UFC for a mill back in the day".

Its not hard to imagine that the guys from the seg days are just a little bitter about the time they nearly ruined their lives trying to save a company they finally had to sell

Julio Cesar Fatass
Jul 24, 2007

"...."
Hell the last fourth of big John's book is him saying "Dana White is a big vindictive baby who hespect nothing but I don't blame him for [idiotic thing John did]"

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
Well, we got a big weekend ahead of us both UFC, Bellator, and B-league wise so here's the weekend schedule starting with today!

Thursday, November 14

Shooto Brazil - 5 EST
Card: http://www.sherdog.com/events/Shooto-Brazil-44-28375
Notable names: None
Stream: http://tv-aovivo.nl/lutas.html or http://www.vertvgratis.eu/assistir-combate-online.htm

Tachi Palace Fights - 9 PM EST
Tachi Palace makes its return to our computer monitors after their last card wasn't streamed!
Card: http://www.sherdog.com/events/TPF-17-Fall-Brawl-33101
Notable names: We've got UFC washouts Jared Papazian and Nate Loughran, Bellator washouts Joe "knocked out by Joe Warren" Soto and Waachim Spiritwolf
Stream: http://www.sherdog.com/blog/TPF-17-Fall-Brawl-Streams-Live-on-Sherdog-58543

Friday, November 15
Friday starts off nice and early with:


OneFC 12: Warrior Spirit - 8 AM EST
OneFC owns, it's probably the best b-league and the last remnant of jmma that doesn't suck. Soccer kicks, headstomps, cute asian ring girls, and British/American ex-pats on commentary.
Card: http://www.sherdog.com/events/One-FC-12-Warrior-Spirit-32637
Notable Names: No one that anyone but Individual865 would recognize, but don't let this dissuade you, OneFC is amazing and worth the early start.
Stream: This is a pay-per-view event and Fatherdog would ban me if I linked one but if you find yourself watching it, #mma!

Oplot Amateurs - 1 PM EST
Card: ???
Notable names: Probably a lot of sashas and alexeis and maybe even a yuriy!
Stream: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK24q9K-Rbg

PLMMA 24 - 1:30 PM EST
Card: http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/21069-plmma-24
Notable names: There's a lot of s's and z's where they don't belong but none of them look familiar, but who cares, if there's no Ukrainian poo poo-tier mma on Friday (luckily there is!), we might as well watch Poles.
Stream: http://tv-online.in/orange-sport-live

Bellator #Whatever - Beltran vs Rampage
Refer to LobsterMobster's post in the Bellator for the run down on this glorious event and why you should watch it.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3568845&perpage=40&pagenumber=21#post421855641


Legacy FC 25 - 10 PM EST
Card: http://www.sherdog.com/events/LFC-25-Legacy-Fighting-Championship-25-32617
Notable names: Lots of guys from the LegacyFC roster but the only one that really stands out is Henry Cejudo, an Olympic gold medalist who has gone 5-0 in MMA
Stream: AXS.tv doesn't have a dedicated stream but it's not a pay-per-view so check the regular places (VipBox, First Row, Drakulastream, etc.) or just quit being a poor and get a TV.

Saturday, November 16
A big UFC day so you might as well spend the morning and afternoon watching lovely fights so you can appreciate what UFC caliber fighters look like.

M-1 Challenge 43 - 10 AM EST
Card: http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/21454-m-1-challenge-43
Notable names: Motherfucking Sergei Kharitonov! Also a bunch of Oplot guys. Also probably Russian Buffer and ridiculous entrances. Putin and Fedor may or may not show up too.
Stream: http://kaban.tv/rossiya-2-online

Oplot - 2 PM EST
Card: Hahhahahahahah
Notable names: None but their new tournament is Ukrainian military police versus Czech cops
Stream: Not up yet, check back or in #mma.

Busy weekend this week and it starts TONIGHT! As always, join the most degenerate MMA fans in #mma on synirc and chortle at trashweights and eastern european grappling with us.

Yuriy fucked around with this message at 17:36 on Nov 14, 2013

Pimp Cauldron
Aug 3, 2002

A twisted pictoral of phoenix, AZ

1st AD posted:

Bob Meyrowitz literally blew off Dana's invite to this week's UFC show because "I had a family thing."

Literally?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


and epically.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
What up motherfuckers, Tachi Palace is live at http://www.sherdog.com/events/TPF-17-Fall-Brawl-33101

#mma for b-league talk okay

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.
Heads up, Oplot starts at 2PM EST, not 1.

Edit: So does PLMMA. So join us in #mma at 2PM EST for plenty of euro fights.

individual865 fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Nov 15, 2013

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Gzuz-Kriced
Sep 27, 2000
Master of Spoo
A fighter from the crowd wants to fight. That is just brilliant. He kind of reminds me of Jacob Volkmann.

By the way, what server is the IRC channel on? I know I saw it somewhere in this thread but I can't find it now.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Gzuz-Kriced posted:

A fighter from the crowd wants to fight. That is just brilliant. He kind of reminds me of Jacob Volkmann.

By the way, what server is the IRC channel on? I know I saw it somewhere in this thread but I can't find it now.

synirc.net and yea oplot just pulled a guy from the crowd and found a random armenian to fight him.

oplot pride worldwide

Gzuz-Kriced
Sep 27, 2000
Master of Spoo

Yuriy posted:

synirc.net and yea oplot just pulled a guy from the crowd and found a random armenian to fight him.

oplot pride worldwide

Thanks Yuriy!

So far I've only watched Oplot twice. The first time was the fight that ended with the guy dancing, and now I turn it on and a guy from the crowd is going to fight. I really need to watch way more.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Gzuz-Kriced posted:

Thanks Yuriy!

So far I've only watched Oplot twice. The first time was the fight that ended with the guy dancing, and now I turn it on and a guy from the crowd is going to fight. I really need to watch way more.

yea dude, oplot has overtaken SFL for most laughs in a mma org and as Oleinik wins fights outside the org and gets more money, they've started airing on major ukrainian tv stations and ran a tournament were the winnings were over 350,000$ US

it's still bush league as poo poo but they're getting better and no other org runs 2 events a week in that streaming quality.

the fact that they acknowledge and cater to the american audience is even better. cardo (the gravelly voiced announcer) started doing english trnaslations, they translated a bunch of the fight graphics into english

Oplot basically owns

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NovaPolice
May 9, 2006

Yuriy posted:

synirc.net and yea oplot just pulled a guy from the crowd and found a random armenian to fight him.

oplot pride worldwide

I am so mad I missed the resurgence of the "but seriously, who's wants to go NOW" method of fight recruitment.

edit: Tattoo Master and Ice Cold are pretty good fighting names that can also be used for 1993 arcade game characters.

NovaPolice fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Nov 15, 2013

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