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Cuckoo posted:What's hilarious is 90% of the poo poo they try from it are all movements designed so people could actually see what was going on with the vagina in camera angles, not real life like they're noodling for catfish
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Espy posted:You're smiling but friction and a dry dick will make you cry too not if you're wearing a leather glove.
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Obligatory Toast posted:loving don't tell them that poo poo. they don't need to know about the impending gynocracy. I ask the hard hitting questions Espy posted:You're smiling but friction and a dry dick will make you cry too I keep my dick moist at all times in case of just such an occasion.
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Cuckoo posted:Oh it's also fun when they try to jam in fingers and just kind of wiggle them around like a parasite
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being bi is pretty rad because men are useless and i can just go off solids for a few years and still have mondo sex
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Cuckoo posted:Oh it's also fun when they try to jam in fingers and just kind of wiggle them around like a parasite What kind of creature should we wiggle them around like. You must answer in terms of animals or I will get confused and bellow like a whale.
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Motherfucker posted:What kind of creature should we wiggle them around like. inchworm, i guess?
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A guy once gave me a hickey on my clit. It hurt, but I had to give him points for enthusiasm.
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Fruity Gordo posted:being bi is pretty rad because men are useless and i can just go off solids for a few years and still have mondo sex i feel sorry for legit straight women
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Espy posted:i feel sorry for legit straight women
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Prettz posted:again, science says there's no such thing. only fakers. it says the same about men too
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gently caress women. I'm going gay it is way simpler and less demanding.
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Motherfucker posted:What kind of creature should we wiggle them around like. Sort of like a human being's penis, back and forth with fingers curved upwards to put gentle pressure on the G-Spot. A "come hither" motion basically. Or whatever your partner likes the most. Just for the love of god don't wiggle your fingers, you wouldn't like it if a woman suddenly started randomly poking at your dick without actually stimulating it
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Motherfucker posted:gently caress women. man I told you to wiggle it like an inchworm dog it ain't that hard!
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Espy posted:it says the same about men too
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Cuckoo posted:Sort of like a human being's penis, back and forth with fingers curved upwards to put gentle pressure on the G-Spot. A "come hither" motion basically. difference between wiggling and vibrating fingers tho honestly sex toys are the best
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Motherfucker posted:gently caress women. right? how many straight dudes you know get their dick sucked in an alley on the way to the grocery store??? e: without having to pay for it
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Atasnaya Vaflja posted:man I told you to wiggle it like an inchworm dog it ain't that hard! men are stupid
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I have touched another woman's breasts once in my life, and it was a friend with a new boob job. She went from flat as a teenage boy to a respectable A cup and it looked great with her figure. Felt natural to me Only a tiny scar on the underside of each.Cuckoo posted:Oh it's also fun when they try to jam in fingers and just kind of wiggle them around like a parasite
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Espy posted:difference between wiggling and vibrating fingers tho LELO knocks it out of the park
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OMGVBFLOL posted:right? how many straight dudes you know get their dick sucked in an alley on the way to the grocery store??? My sir you are looking attractive! You too my god sir! Would you care to hump my rump? I would very much like that! UURRGH UURGH Ngloffoo *spooge*
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i bought a rabbit but i have sex with men so rarely that i'm still too tight for it. worst 70 bux i ever spent
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Pick posted:LELO knocks it out of the park yep, also i'm a fan of hitachi magic wands, makes ya shake so good
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Womens' business fashion is really nice.
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at least girls admit they're confusing as poo poo, not just to guys but to their own selves. thank god for tomboys.
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Sabel posted:Womens' business fashion is really nice. I had to buy a new suit recently and my parents surprised me with a Calvin Klein grey number that I can wear with either a matching dress or with a blouse and pants. Makes me feel pretty powerful and it owns, especially when I got the pants on.
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Prettz posted:at least girls admit they're confusing as poo poo, not just to guys but to their own selves. come on. as a lady im not that complicated. now lets go smash clams
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Real-talk, women dressed as Nazi's give me a boner.
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Espy posted:yep, also i'm a fan of hitachi magic wands, makes ya shake so good I have one and I'm not a huge fan
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Motherfucker posted:Real-talk, women dressed as Nazi's give me a boner.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:come on. as a lady im not that complicated.
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i laugh at dudes who are JUST SOOOOOO grossed out by periods and brown blood clots and discharge and vaginal mucosa sloughing. Its really silly. I dont think its really sensible or maybe....even possible to love vagina and women as much as most straight men (including myself) do and at the same time be SOOOOOO grossed OUT! by specific parts of women and their biology. It is a total contradiction in my mind. Ive ripped many (by "many" I mean just a few cause she usually did it herself) a stained, saturated tampon out, tossed it at/behind whatever and went to town. Love the whole package or get the gently caress out boys. quote and thumbs up if you agree men/women no way I am the only dude who feels this way fake edit: all of this sounds sarcastic but it really aint
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Motherfucker posted:Real-talk, women dressed as Nazi's give me a boner. dressed as nazi's what
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Espy posted:I had to buy a new suit recently and my parents surprised me with a Calvin Klein grey number that I can wear with either a matching dress or with a blouse and pants. Makes me feel pretty powerful and it owns, especially when I got the pants on. Calvin Klein is practically the only brand that's cut long enough for me without having to go into tall sizes. I love the man.
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fuckin' Theory is the best brand and that's final
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Espy posted:I had to buy a new suit recently and my parents surprised me with a Calvin Klein grey number that I can wear with either a matching dress or with a blouse and pants. Makes me feel pretty powerful and it owns, especially when I got the pants on.
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Crow Jane posted:Calvin Klein is practically the only brand that's cut long enough for me without having to go into tall sizes. I love the man. Screw tall pants, I have weirdly short legs for my height so always have to hunt down short legged jeans or work slacks. They're always the frumpy reject styles too
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OMGVBFLOL posted:dressed as nazi's what
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OMGVBFLOL posted:dressed as nazi's what A nazi's pet jew about to be turned into a lampshade. dohohoho history is fun.
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Motherfucker posted:A nazi's pet jew about to be turned into a lampshade.
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