I went as a pink lady from grease cause I think they're pretty punk rock
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Angela Christine posted:Women with curves are frequently hot. And sweaty. And a little red in the face. hey, whoa, safe space i giggled
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 08:01 |
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So like, says a guy is taking you out on your second or third date, where you going?
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 08:07 |
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Rob Ford posted:So like, says a guy is taking you out on your second or third date, where you going? to hell for being a fornicator
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 08:11 |
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Rob Ford posted:So like, says a guy is taking you out on your second or third date, where you going? dog fight ----------------
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 08:12 |
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OMGVBFLOL posted:to hell for being a fornicator Okay, not you, but pretend you're one of your friends who isn't a psycho-bunt. Where would they go?
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 08:14 |
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I like to take my dates to where they film Public Access and put on costumes and have a conversation as terrible characters with terrible accents on the air If you want to date me I'll be the Public Access Reggie Watts to your Public Access Scott Aukerman
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 08:29 |
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Rob Ford posted:psycho-bunt what in the poo poo is this
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 08:30 |
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want to live in a house like this http://leibal.com/architecture/house-hamadera/
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 08:33 |
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Tubular Tommy posted:what in the poo poo is this it's when you use telekinesis to stop a baseball ----------------
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 08:34 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:it's when you use telekinesis to stop a baseball nice
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 08:34 |
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Sabel posted:want to live in a house like this http://leibal.com/architecture/house-hamadera/ this is my dream vacation http://www.dezeen.com/2012/04/30/squish-studio-by-saunders-architecture/ Not necessarily that one specifically, they have a lot of properties at the same place http://www.dezeen.com/tag/fogo-island/
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 08:37 |
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Photosynaesthesias posted:this is my dream vacation
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 08:40 |
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Celes posted:I hate pantyhose. I hate how they always get runs in them by the end of the night, no matter how careful I am. hey cool i get the runs sometimes too no matter how careful i am but i am a hunky man what is your sign??
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 08:42 |
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Someguy posted:hey cool i get the runs sometimes too no matter how careful i am but i am a hunky man what is your sign?? you can't just post in here all willy nilly, there are rules it's like a convent ----------------
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 08:46 |
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i have the runs right now, the runs arent funs
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 08:47 |
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Cute, funny, pretty show about pretty things, gender roles, relationships, hobbies, obsessions, sappy poo poo like that: Princess Jellyfish
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 08:52 |
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So everytime I eat my fiancée pussy she squirts on me like a mofo and here I am reading that it's controllable!?!
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:11 |
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Pick posted:how about that like... ONE chin hair you always have to keep pulling because what the gently caress, chin hair! just one! It's ALWAYS black too.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:12 |
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O hay laydeez.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:13 |
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Blacktoll posted:So everytime I eat my fiancée pussy she squirts on me like a mofo and here I am reading that it's controllable!?! Some women can control it and some can't. Most women who say they can control it are actually urinating but there are cases where it's real.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:17 |
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Wait she might be peeing on me ? This is some bullshit. Edit: I just thought about it and I don't think I REALLY know where girls pee outta. There's like a tertiary hole yes.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:18 |
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Today I shaved my arms. I am the most lady like on the forum.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:19 |
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nuts_rice posted:Today I shaved my arms.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:22 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:you can't just post in here all willy nilly, there are rules as if i would let some women tell me what to do just kidding would you like to step on my balls?
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:25 |
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Photosynaesthesias posted:Some women can control it and some can't. Most women who say they can control it are actually urinating but there are cases where it's real. Girls are so gross. I should have just stayed out of this thread. Now I gotta go through life knowing that girls are peeing all over my johnson and that they walk around with their pussy's leaking all day.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:28 |
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:28 |
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I am a sensitive baby so I can't Google mango worms what is it, in text format? Also I like Ciroc vodka but normally drink whiskey or cognac because that's just how we roll.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:30 |
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hmmm I have a question, a while ago I was getting friendly with my lady and she had mentioned that her time of the month was approaching. I backed off a little and then she said pms was different then perioud, so we did the deed and then her Lady Moment ended up all over my cumsmuggler. That is my question.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:34 |
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mango worms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYnBxPrUPws
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:34 |
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here's a helpful chart ~for tha ladiez~
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:43 |
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Blacktoll posted:Wait she might be peeing on me ? This is some bullshit. http://www.medicalook.com/systems_images/Vulva_large.jpg Also iirc female ejaculation has a different composition than urine and it comes from Skene's glands, not the urethra.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:46 |
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even if it was pee, what's so wrong about a girl peeing on you? that poo poo is hot son
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:48 |
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I'd much rather cuddle tbqh.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:50 |
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fisheyel83l posted:hmmm I have a question, a while ago I was getting friendly with my lady and she had mentioned that her time of the month was approaching. I backed off a little and then she said pms was different then perioud, so we did the deed and then her Lady Moment ended up all over my cumsmuggler. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you're going to Jew hell.
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:55 |
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It's the integrity of it all like if ya gonna pee let ya boy know. That's a nice illustration but I don't think it helps me with the real thing. But now I know I've been skened on which is nice. We'll, that's really all the question I had. Good luck with your bits and pieces ladies. Especially that one broad who leaked puss syrup on her bed or something
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 09:57 |
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Miltank posted:girls are peeing all over my johnson and that they walk around with their pussy's leaking all day. Toot toot priapism city, here I come
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 10:03 |
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fisheyel83l posted:hmmm I have a question, a while ago I was getting friendly with my lady and she had mentioned that her time of the month was approaching. I backed off a little and then she said pms was different then perioud, so we did the deed and then her Lady Moment ended up all over my cumsmuggler. the first time this happened to me i woke up before she did, went in the bathroom to pee, turned on the light and for about two seconds i legit thought i had killed her, because it was just a gorefest all over my crotch, boxers, stomach, and hands after that I laughed and hopped in the shower but goddamn it was terrifying for those two seconds
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 10:06 |
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it should be no surprise that all hentai out there features the guys pre-cumming (this actually exists?) all over the place. before and after sex, they're leaking semen all over the place. fact is, guys wanna leak hot fluids like girls can
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# ? Nov 14, 2013 10:06 |
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Most of the broads I know have sandy vaginas. How come they're not producing more pearls?
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