EMILY BLUNTS posted:

um, they have clams, not oysters.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

the first time this happened to me i woke up before she did, went in the bathroom to pee, turned on the light and for about two seconds i legit thought i had killed her, because it was just a gorefest all over my crotch, boxers, stomach, and hands

after that I laughed and hopped in the shower but goddamn it was terrifying for those two seconds

fisheyel83l posted:

poo poo far be it from me to do any male-centrism, but i imagine as the lady its like when your dog goes to your butt and you fart on it and it just looks at you like whyyyy

Koalas March posted:

this is spot on

Corn Thongs posted:

Whoa! Yes that is totally wrong, wear underwear always at all times. I hope this person wears pantyhose once and never again because dat poo poo gross

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EMILY BLUNTS posted:

look that up elsewhere and you'll find a small number of women that don't like it not out of preference or lack of interest but in upbringing/traditional values. like "that's not her place"

Prettz posted:

using your toys to do anal on your guy friend...

what's your opinion, ladies? (assume he loves it)

Fruity Gordo posted:

sure, with a condom on it

Prettz posted:

if you're a girl who's smashed, tell us what you're smashed on. i'm actually really curious. i always hear girls like tequila (gross) and flavored rum. with this questionnaire i aim to prove the ridiculous stereotypes wrong. girls like all kind of liquor, it just depends on where they grew up.

Brinner posted:

Yo I skipped most of this thread but lol at someone telling guys to shave their armpits.

Fruity Gordo posted:

yeah, get one of those razors men shave their faces with. womens disposable razors are total poo poo and more likely to give you nicks

Portals posted:

hold the gently caress on


Seriously? Looks like I gotta go buy a dude razor. What's a good brand or are all of them pretty much better than disposable razors?

Prettz posted:

what kind of stuff do girls like to buy for their TF2 characters?

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

checking out "Ole Smoky Apple Pie 'Moonshine'" which I'm told is actually an evil lawyer lie plot scam money grab by the internet.

Pick posted:

Sorry but I'm even pretty careless about shaving (like schwoop up the leg, schwoop) and I don't cut myself constantly??

Portals posted:

hold the gently caress on

Seriously? Looks like I gotta go buy a dude razor. What's a good brand or are all of them pretty much better than disposable razors?

Fatkraken posted:

I stopped shaving my legs a few years back. It was a ton of effort and other than like the three hours after shaving, it was really itchy and annoying.

Fatkraken posted:

Dude razors and lady razors are basically exactly the same except the handle is a different shape and lady razors are more expensive for a given level of quality.

I stopped shaving my legs a few years back. It was a ton of effort and other than like the three hours after shaving, it was really itchy and annoying.

Pick posted:

I'm doing no-shave November

Fatkraken posted:

You'll never get to a proper beast-like coverage of hair in a month, gotta let that poo poo go all winter. This has the added advantage of protecting bare legs from insect bites when you go walking through long grass in the spring (seriously, you can't feel bugs with shaved legs, leg hair has important sensory functions)