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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Crasscrab posted:

are we talking about butts now?

yep, hairy ones

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Crow Jane posted:

I play the balalaika(badly). Which I guess is hot if you have a thing for Russian peasants.

hi whats up im into serfs big time

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

Crasscrab posted:

hi whats up im into serfs big time

how bout you serf your way outta this thread

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Prettz posted:

only thing hotter than a girl bassist is a girl drummer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGdm14xANBY

this is truth

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Corn Thongs posted:

oh nice. how long is your hair gone for?

Mostly permanent, most people need to come in like once or twice a year for a touchup, I just said gently caress that and was pleased with shaving being much easier after my groupon was up

don't do it unless you find one of those groupon deals, they're on like all the time, but poo poo's crazy expensive otherwise.







ps butts

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

OMGVBFLOL posted:

a friend of mine had her pits done for, i think $300? It was some groupon thing, got her 4 sessions which apparently was enough to wipe it out pretty much entirely

the multiple sessions is because it has to hit the folicle during its growth stage or something like that

e:


:tinfoil:

I wonder how much it would cost to have my butt lasered hairless.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Crow Jane posted:

I play the balalaika(badly). Which I guess is hot if you have a thing for Russian peasants.

that's my fetish

you missing any limbs

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Al Borland posted:

I wonder how much it would cost to have my butt lasered hairless.

i wouldn't mind having a laser studio write the words "party" and "naked" in the hair on my left and right buttcheeks, but I have a feeling thats not the sort of thing you mean

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Mitchard posted:

how bout you serf your way outta this thread

im reporting your rear end to the okhrana

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

OMGVBFLOL posted:

i wouldn't mind having a laser studio write the words "party" and "naked" in the hair on my left and right buttcheeks, but I have a feeling thats not the sort of thing you mean

If you have enough body hair that you could conceivably write words with it, I don't think you're ever truly naked.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

A Spider Covets posted:

Mostly permanent, most people need to come in like once or twice a year for a touchup, I just said gently caress that and was pleased with shaving being much easier after my groupon was up

don't do it unless you find one of those groupon deals, they're on like all the time, but poo poo's crazy expensive otherwise.







ps butts

i like butts yes

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Crow Jane posted:

If you have enough body hair that you could conceivably write words with it, I don't think you're ever truly naked.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
okay so how many pairs of shoes is a reasonable amount. Because I have like 15 and according to boyfriend that is entirely too many shoes, but in my opinion it's not anywhere near enough shoes.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Women's Rights? posted:

okay so how many pairs of shoes is a reasonable amount. Because I have like 15 and according to boyfriend that is entirely too many shoes, but in my opinion it's not anywhere near enough shoes.

there are never enough but there's always more

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stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
i have 4 or 5 pairs but i only ever wear 2 of them :saddowns:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Women's Rights? posted:

okay so how many pairs of shoes is a reasonable amount. Because I have like 15 and according to boyfriend that is entirely too many shoes, but in my opinion it's not anywhere near enough shoes.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

wow I have hella way more than that

I have more pairs of boots than that

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Pick posted:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

wow I have hella way more than that

I have more pairs of boots than that

THAAAAAANK YOU

that's what i thought. i need more shoes. He does not agree.

I will point out to him that the internet knows he is wrong in this.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
ah, so shoes to ladies are like steam games to me

this makes a lot of sense

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Women's Rights? posted:

THAAAAAANK YOU

that's what i thought. i need more shoes. He does not agree.

I will point out to him that the internet knows he is wrong in this.

i looked this up and I think average is 20

my mom sent me most of mine but she likes good shoes so i do not complain

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Typical the ladies thread would be all fashion tips and shoechat. Shameful. :v:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

Typical the ladies thread would be all fashion tips and shoechat. Shameful. :v:

smells first wave in here

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

VanSandman posted:

Typical the ladies thread would be all fashion tips and shoechat. Shameful. :v:

guys could use more shoes. wearing one or two pairs for everything cmon son

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

gnarlyhotep posted:

ah, so shoes to ladies are like steam games to me

this makes a lot of sense

add a zero to the end of the price of every steam game you've ever bought and that's actually probably pretty accurate

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

A Spider Covets posted:

there are never enough but there's always more
you are a comic by kate beaton

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

VanSandman posted:

Typical the ladies thread would be all fashion tips and shoechat. Shameful. :v:

much like your posts

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

OMGVBFLOL posted:

add a zero to the end of the price of every steam game you've ever bought and that's actually probably pretty accurate

Why would you pay 590 dollars for a shoe
Why

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Shoes, bags and jewelry are my biggest weaknesses. I live right around the corner from possibly God's own Good Will, and it's kind of a problem, but I just can't resist. Just yesterday I got a pair of b.o.c booties and a Perlina handbag (the leather is so wonderfully soft) for a total of 12 bucks.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Prettz posted:

you are a comic by kate beaton

Those are pretty cool so I'm gonna assume this is good

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Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

my mom lives in orange county and you can find some hella sweet stuff at the thrift store there.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Corn Thongs posted:

guys could use more shoes. wearing one or two pairs for everything cmon son

you're prob right but every time I think about leaving the house to buy shoes my mind kind of shuts down

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Corn Thongs posted:

my mom lives in orange county and you can find some hella sweet stuff at the thrift store there.

feeding off the leftovers of the rich is cool

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

literally no one on earth except other girls realize you even have these things. in other words, no one cares. so why do you do it?

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

hella shoes

i collect guitars like they're the cure for depression so i can't talk poo poo

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
my weakness is nailpolish and anything with Keroppi on it

shoes, not so much

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Crasscrab posted:

feeding off the leftovers of the rich is cool

pretty much??

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Prettz posted:

literally no one on earth except other girls realize you even have these things. in other words, no one cares. so why do you do it?

Because we care about them? You look good, you feel good

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Prettz posted:

literally no one on earth except other girls realize you even have these things. in other words, no one cares. so why do you do it?

quote:

other girls

of course the implication of what you're saying is that women should only do things for status among men, which is silly, because who gives a gently caress what some guy thinks

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

Why would you pay 590 dollars for a shoe
Why

cuz they're badass

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Crow Jane posted:

You look good, you feel good
But you don't.

Because no one notices or cares.

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A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Pick posted:

cuz they're badass

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