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Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Declan MacManus posted:

of course the implication of what you're saying is that women should only do things for status among men, which is silly, because who gives a gently caress what some guy thinks

the things we do should only matter if men recognize it p much.

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Prettz posted:

literally no one on earth except other girls realize you even have these things. in other words, no one cares. so why do you do it?

come on man, don't be an ignorant fuckhead

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
women like to do things to make themselves feel nice, not to make men feel nice
cray but tru

gandhichan
Dec 25, 2009

There's a new terror of the skies, bitches.
AND HER HAIR IS PINK.
i go through shoes like i do bras just have like 3-4 for separate occasions, wear them until they fall apart and then repeat the process

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

I'm a straight-up sucker for swordfish fluevogs

Selim Sivad
Sep 2, 2008

by Ralp
What's the deal with the casual rain boots fad? I see tons of girls walking around campus in rain boots when there's not a cloud in the sky. They look like the goddamn Gorton's Fisherman.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Speaking of shoes, have any of you had any luck with stretching leather at home? I have a pair of riding boots that are super lovely, but the shaft is just a liiittle bit tight. Does the hairdryer method actually work, or am I better off going to a professional?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Selim Sivad posted:

What's the deal with the casual rain boots fad? I see tons of girls walking around campus in rain boots when there's not a cloud in the sky. They look like the goddamn Gorton's Fisherman.

it's a dumb fad for fuckers who think Hunter's a legit brand

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

it's kinda like wearing snow boots with shorts in the summer

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

here's a more serious question: why do girls wear tunics? they make literally any girl who wears them look fat. my sister wears them constantly and she's really skinny, but every time i see her in a tunic it makes her look fat, which is a considerable feat. why are tunics a thing?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Corn Thongs posted:

it's kinda like wearing snow boots with shorts in the summer

to which your avatar is appropriate

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Hesh Ballantine posted:

I didnt know the actor who played saruman had such draconian opinions

well he did fight in the winter war, after all.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i work at banana republic ask me anything

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crasscrab posted:

i work at banana republic ask me anything

what's it like to sell boring clothes

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Crasscrab posted:

i work at banana republic ask me anything

do you get a discount?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Pick posted:

what's it like to sell boring clothes

i dunno feels pretty awesome selling over expensive, middling quality clothing to idiot rich people :D

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

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i have to confess that i am guilty of wearing shorts and jackets. not like winter jackets or anything but a light sweater or hoodie.
if my legs are exposed to the cold then whatever, if my upper body is exposed to the cold then my whole body feels cold and i start shivering
it doesnt help that i'm in the south currently and i was born and raised in maine so its just... not that cold


sorry for contributing to the negative image of white wimmins everywhere my bad

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Crasscrab posted:

i work at banana republic ask me anything

How do you stop too much political power falling into the hands of one banana?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

international owl day posted:

do you get a discount?

50% off full price and 10% off reduced price

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Chiba City Blues posted:

i have to confess that i am guilty of wearing shorts and jackets. not like winter jackets or anything but a light sweater or hoodie.
if my legs are exposed to the cold then whatever, if my upper body is exposed to the cold then my whole body feels cold and i start shivering
it doesnt help that i'm in the south currently and i was born and raised in maine so its just... not that cold


sorry for contributing to the negative image of white wimmins everywhere my bad

shorts and jackets is FINE oh my god

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

The Tao Jones posted:

How do you stop too much political power falling into the hands of one banana?

secret police

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
do you have a sluice for the blood of the idiot popcollars you gotta take down?

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
lol i saw this on facebook earlier



SLUTS :argh:

its was posted by two women no less

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Also, I hate Uggs, but not as much as dudes who blindly hate Uggs, so I decided to defend Uggs. Ugh.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
sure

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Chiba City Blues posted:

lol i saw this on facebook earlier



SLUTS :argh:

its was posted by two women no less

I mean they are pretty covered up?? whats the big deal. guess I am a whore tho.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Corn Thongs posted:

guess I am a whore tho.
me 2

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Ignoarints posted:

cant decide if my newfound knowledge that pantyhose isn't washable is secretly sexy or not

They are nylon so they don't really absorb anything and need heavy laundering as long as you wear panties under them. If they manage to survive long enough that they start to smell like feet and need washing, you can just rinse them out in the sink and hang them to dry.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Chiba City Blues posted:

lol i saw this on facebook earlier



SLUTS :argh:

its was posted by two women no less
those loving girls... having sex... i mean, really!!!

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
How do we feel about shorts over tights?

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

i've seen it cute, but i can't pull it off. I feel like a child.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

How do we feel about shorts over tights?

It makes sense if you get cold easily.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Corn Thongs posted:

i've seen it cute, but i can't pull it off. I feel like a child.

Yeah, I kinda felt the same way. Especially when I did it with boots, I felt like I was wearing a really lame superhero costume.

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
im a dude im going on a first date w/ a lady tonight what are some ggood tips to do

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Kid Gloves posted:

im a dude im going on a first date w/ a lady tonight what are some ggood tips to do

get really close and smell her hair :)

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


whisper in her ear about how much you love cunnilingus :)

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Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Crow Jane posted:

How do we feel about shorts over tights?

No joke - one of the reasons I'm losing weight is so that I can rock shorts and tights. They look so cute but I am too big to pull it off. 40 more lbs and I gots it though

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Women's Rights? posted:

No joke - one of the reasons I'm losing weight is so that I can rock shorts and tights. They look so cute but I am too big to pull it off. 40 more lbs and I gots it though
40 pounds? holy poo poo you're fat

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Prettz posted:

40 pounds? holy poo poo you're fat

poo poo yeah I'm fat but I was fatter so whatevs

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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

prettz pulling the long con here and negging everyone like crazy

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