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Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Declan MacManus posted:

prettz pulling the long con here and negging everyone like crazy
nah, fat people aren't even real people anymore

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stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
we are being trolled so hard guys

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
ladies, how often do you have funk down under?

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Prettz posted:

nah, fat people aren't even real people anymore

i like em heavy

my girl should be able to at least generate pressure against a line of 5 skinny bitches ya heard

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Chiba City Blues posted:

we are being trolled so hard guys

ugh i know it's just ridiculous. we should quit

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Judakel posted:

ladies, how often do you have funk down under?

like, Bootsy Collins in Australia?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

A Spider Covets posted:

ugh i know it's just ridiculous. we should quit

I don't know about you, but it's kinda making me want to prove my worth to him.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Judakel posted:

ladies, how often do you have funk down under?

24/7

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

ladies, do you want to get on my dick? then get into this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duEzrOvSb98

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Prettz posted:

ladies, do you want to get on my dick? then get into this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duEzrOvSb98

I'm not a lady but would mine your asteroid

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

prettz laughs sinisterly (not a word but w/e)... he he he.. i'm making these bitches so mad..

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

gnarlyhotep posted:

I'm not a lady but would mine your asteroid
mmmm you can probe my chondrites

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

If you are dressed like that in the winter then you are a stupid idiot. Same goes for those retard guys I see walking around in a brotank and a furry hat trying to pretend like they aren't miserable.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

it doesn't snow where I live but I'm def a stupid idiot

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
but im not miserable when i wear shorts and a jacket

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Corn Thongs posted:

it doesn't snow where I live but I'm def a stupid idiot

same

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

also same

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Women's Rights? posted:

No joke - one of the reasons I'm losing weight is so that I can rock shorts and tights. They look so cute but I am too big to pull it off. 40 more lbs and I gots it though

This is the kind of thing I applaud. Get skinny then get swole so you can BENCHPRESS 5 ANOREXICS AT ONCE.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
So hey ladies how about that menstruation, am I right?

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

man, did i really post that video in this thread? jesus christ i'm a lot drunker than i thought

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
What are the temperatures like in the winter where you idiots live? Maybe I am the idiot for living somewhere too cold.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
40-50s during the day usually
which is nothing for someone who was raised up north, i only need to bundle up at night on select days

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Chiba City Blues posted:

40-50s during the day usually
which is nothing for someone who was raised up north, i only need to bundle up at night on select days

yeah. southern california here wutup

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Miltank posted:

What are the temperatures like in the winter where you idiots live? Maybe I am the idiot for living somewhere too cold.

really loving cold

Like the boogers freeze in your nose when you step outside

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I'm in Austin, so yeah, not too cold here, gently caress cold

but seriously, let's get back to girls talking girl stuff

that poo poo is like a different dialect of a language I speak

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Prettz posted:

man, did i really post that video in this thread? jesus christ i'm a lot drunker than i thought

get some help man

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I'm in Baltimore, it can jump from 15F to 60F from one day to the next in the winter. The summers are constant sweltering death, though.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Crow Jane posted:

I'm in Baltimore, it can jump from 15F to 60F from one day to the next in the winter. The summers are constant sweltering death, though.

Baltimore has some nice parts but is mostly a pit

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Declan MacManus posted:

get some help man
gently caress that

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
Imma spit some revised truth. If you wear clothes that make you miserable because you are trying to be sexy, then you are a tool.

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Miltank posted:

Imma spit some revised truth. If you wear clothes that make you miserable because you are trying to be sexy, then you are a tool.
wow way to insult all females ever

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Declan MacManus posted:

Baltimore has some nice parts but is mostly a pit

Eh, The Wire was great but it wasn't a documentary. It's not a bad place to live, and it's pretty cheap. I rent a duplex in a gorgeous old building in a good neighborhood for 800/mo.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Miltank posted:

Imma spit some revised truth. If you wear clothes that make you miserable because you are trying to be sexy, then you are a tool.

I'm covered then because there are no clothes that make me sexy

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

i don't care for baltimore because of the times i visited, not because of the wire

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Prettz posted:

wow way to insult all females ever

Sorry about your bound feet.

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

latechat laser owns as hell and if you're super sensitive or w/e there's always emla, but they don't tend to like it being used because apparently it puffs up the skin, so the laser is weakened a bit and they can't get good feedback on if it's only really hurting or really really hurting, and so it's possible they're doing damage.

home laser is mostly garbage.
home IPL is 200% garbage; just put a camera flash on your skin instead and save the money :v:

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Miltank posted:

Sorry about your bound feet.

I wear high heels but they don't make me miserable, jokes on you :smug:

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
I ain't trying to be a troll or anything. I just think that it is stupid to wear clothes that make you sad.

Edit: If you like wearing high heels then I am happy for you. If you don't like wearing high heels then I am also happy for you.

e2:vv whats up smallfry?

Miltank fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Nov 15, 2013

Baby the Birdman
Jul 14, 2005


Every real nigga fuck they main girl in the ass.
So ladies, penis size is really not that important to you, right? I'm asking for a friend, mine's actually a little over 8 inches and 6 inches around :heysexy:

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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Declan MacManus posted:

i don't care for baltimore because of the times i visited, not because of the wire

no offense meant. It might be the kind of city that just has to grow on you

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