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stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
their KD ratio

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Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

A Spider Covets posted:

sports that aren't hockey

hockey is bullshit, sorry

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Declan MacManus posted:

what is the least interesting thing that guys try to talk to you about on a regular basis

I once had a dude talk to me for half an hour about how he worked in the ER and how he was doing god's work

Rob Ford
Aug 12, 2013

by XyloJW

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

it's for women with fabulously wealthy but decrepit and impotent husbands

Don Cherry's wife?

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Declan MacManus posted:

hockey is bullshit, sorry

you take that back

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Declan MacManus posted:

hockey is bullshit, sorry

You done hosed up.

Does hockey ugly apply to women hockey players?

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

VanSandman posted:

You done hosed up.

Does hockey ugly apply to women hockey players?

How could it not?

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Portals posted:

I once had a dude talk to me for half an hour about how he worked in the ER and how he was doing god's work

Was he directly responsible for killing people?

feverish and oversexed
Mar 9, 2007

I LOVE the galley!

Declan MacManus posted:

what is the least interesting thing that guys try to talk to you about on a regular basis

Not all the time, but there is a guy at work who can only talk about anime and video games. I used to watch anime in Highschool, and I still play games sometimes, so he's always super excited to speak with me.

Except that's all he can talk about. Nothing else. He will go on for hours explaining every minute detail of a show/game I've never even heard of.

Most dudes talk to me like one of the guys since I'm a lesbian and they don't consider me a 'real' female. It's annoying and disgusting for the most part (No I don't want to hear about the soapy you got, NO)

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


OK so

vaginoplasty

what IS that??? if you're 50, do you need to suddenly have the vagina of a 10 year old? inquiring minds need to know

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
One more drat thing they've invented to try to make us waste money

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

A Spider Covets posted:

you take that back

VanSandman posted:

You done hosed up.

Does hockey ugly apply to women hockey players?

nope, gently caress it, you like it if you want but not for me, i like pretty much every other sport but i just don't get hockey

A Spider Covets posted:

OK so

vaginoplasty

what IS that??? if you're 50, do you need to suddenly have the vagina of a 10 year old? inquiring minds need to know

reupholstering

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


the "dudes fighting" part is most of what's cool about hockey tbh

but also you don't have to wait 15 mins between every action

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les enfants Terrific!
Dec 12, 2008

A Spider Covets posted:

OK so

vaginoplasty

what IS that??? if you're 50, do you need to suddenly have the vagina of a 10 year old? inquiring minds need to know

your vagina doesn't look like a porn star's? what's wrong with your freak body? let us slice it up and make it look perfect!

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
If a guy or girl is upset about the floopiness of your vagina, kill them

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

20s to 30s are when you gotta bleach your rear end in a top hat. 40s to 50s are when you do a tummy tuck on your cooch.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Man, those ladies, eating arsenic and covering themselves in lead in the old days! Ha ha!

*bleaches anus*

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
What is the appeal of that?

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Wildlife Analysis posted:

What is the appeal of that?

poop stains butt holes brown

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
who the gently caress spends time staring at literal anuses?

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx

Portals posted:

I once had a dude talk to me for half an hour about how he worked in the ER and how he was doing god's work

More like UNdoing God's work.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


(_*_) (_(_) (_)_) (_*_)

ain't no brownies here

white power buttholes

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
do spiders covet ... rear end?

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Pick posted:

do spiders covet ... rear end?

only if it's silky white

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Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
when people do things like bleach their anus i have to wonder what their pre-sex rituals are to make the experience as sterile as possible, like a douche and an enema beforehand, tweezing of any stray hairs, etc

ain't nobody got time for that poo poo

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


sex is kind of messy and gross (but fun) anyways so I'm not sure why you'd be so anal (heh heh) about that kind of thing? idk after you've farted during sex with someone, nothing else seems nasty.

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Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
A nice clean butthole suggests a lack of parasites and a healthy BM rhythm. :biotruths:

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Missus Dill
May 8, 2007

Speaking of buttholes, I'm still not sure what to do with those hairs near the butthole. I shave everything but I usually leave the butt hair because I can't see it/it itches a lot if I try to shave it. But it's just so gosh darned hairy!

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Declan MacManus posted:

why not build your own

seems like it wouldn't be that hard, haptic technology is more affordable every day

this sounds like the makings of a disasterous goon project thread

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Hirudo posted:

Speaking of buttholes, I'm still not sure what to do with those hairs near the butthole. I shave everything but I usually leave the butt hair because I can't see it/it itches a lot if I try to shave it. But it's just so gosh darned hairy!

burn it off

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Missus Dill
May 8, 2007


Ouch. I've had great experiences with Brazilian waxes, but they're so expensive.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Pick posted:

a good vibe is like $200

you know, one that is silicone and not full of mysterious poo poo

hahaa vaginas are so incredibly expensive what poo poo

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

A Spider Covets posted:

sex is kind of messy and gross (but fun) anyways so I'm not sure why you'd be so anal (heh heh) about that kind of thing? idk after you've farted during sex with someone, nothing else seems nasty.

if you fart during sex it is pretty much over whore

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




A Spider Covets posted:

OK so

vaginoplasty

what IS that??? if you're 50, do you need to suddenly have the vagina of a 10 year old? inquiring minds need to know

Ladies (who usually haven't examined very many vaginas at all) get to thinking that their bits are too big, too dark, too droopy, too loose, etc.

:nws:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dizLqJ_LnHQ:nws: Talks about the situation in australia where softcore porn is photoshoped to erase any visible inner labia. Either for regulatory standards or commercial purposes.

:nws: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioy2ivfTl5g :nws: Show an art project called the Great Wall of Vagina. A guy has taken plaster casts of hundreds of ladybits and made and exhibit for them to show off normal human variation.


Back when ladies just had a big old nest of spiders in their panties nobody worried about the tint of their labia because the hair disguised everything pretty well, even in porn. Now it's all shaved and out there in the marketplace being judged like pieces of meat.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
inner labias are generally a sign that women are slutty thats a sloppy pussy

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Angela Christine posted:


:nws: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioy2ivfTl5g :nws: Show an art project called the Great Wall of Vagina. A guy has taken plaster casts of hundreds of ladybits and made and exhibit for them to show off normal human variation.


He also brags about how many of them he hosed soooooo

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Hirudo posted:

Speaking of buttholes, I'm still not sure what to do with those hairs near the butthole. I shave everything but I usually leave the butt hair because I can't see it/it itches a lot if I try to shave it. But it's just so gosh darned hairy!

there's a depilatory (sp?) designed for black guys' faces that is supposed to be the best rear end hair removing option

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Angela Christine posted:

Ladies (who usually haven't examined very many vaginas at all) get to thinking that their bits are too big, too dark, too droopy, too loose, etc.

:nws:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dizLqJ_LnHQ:nws: Talks about the situation in australia where softcore porn is photoshoped to erase any visible inner labia. Either for regulatory standards or commercial purposes.

what the gently caress? what the gently caress. That's really messed up. Those chicks look like they have the vaginas of a ten year old.

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VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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A Spider Covets posted:

what the gently caress? what the gently caress. That's really messed up. Those chicks look like they have the vaginas of a ten year old.

I think it was R. Crumb who basically went off on how standards of beauty were getting more and more juvenile and paedophilic over the course of the 20th century.

Save the world, keep a landing strip like at minimum.

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Arcaeris
Mar 15, 2006
you feed the girls to other girls

:stare:

Pick posted:

a good vibe is like $200

you know, one that is silicone and not full of mysterious poo poo

ive bought a lot of hitachi magic wands for girlfriends (and hell even friends) over the years and never heard one complaint about it

its $50 and cheaper on sale

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