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Arcaeris posted:ive bought a lot of hitachi magic wands for girlfriends (and hell even friends) over the years and never heard one complaint about it it's really amazing what you hear when they get back to you about checking one out, but I'm a bit curious about what UK people buy, as the actual one isn't for sale there, and the knockoffs they do have look Real Bad.
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Who the gently caress buys sex toys for their friends? This loving world we live in jesus christ.
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people who like their friends to have orgasms i guess it helps i used to work in an "adult store" so im not weird about it at all
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Arcaeris posted:ive bought a lot of hitachi magic wands for girlfriends (and hell even friends) over the years and never heard one complaint about it I hate that thing and it's louder than a bandsaw and seriously it's just BZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR or BZRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, no cycles, no nuance, no sophistication
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Miltank posted:Who the gently caress buys sex toys for their friends? This loving world we live in jesus christ. Well, the hitachi magic wand is also a back massager. For like 50 years everybody thought their grandmas just had sore shoulders.
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seriously it's like trying to bruteforce your clit
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Angela Christine posted:Well, the hitachi magic wand is also a back massager. For like 50 years everybody thought their grandmas just had sore shoulders. I doubt any of the women actually thought this. Maybe a few gullible ones, but seriously. "Grandma's Shoulder Massage Wand" just reeks of "hoo-haws are ookie-gross" male cluelessness.
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A Spider Covets posted:if you're 50, do you need to suddenly have the vagina of a 10 year old? I dunno, let's ask aatrek
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Pick posted:seriously it's like trying to bruteforce your clit everyone i know loves it sorry your clit is a delicate flower
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You have to be a gross hosed up babe to need the Bastard Sword version of a vibrator. Is having a huge clit something girls are proud of like guys are?? "I have a big callous for a pussy, so dead and big that only this hosed up rubber jackhammer from japan can satisfy~"
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Nov 15, 2013 07:12
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Pick posted:seriously it's like trying to bruteforce your clit I think they're pretty legit, it's like being hosed by a terminator ----------------
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Necron Vs. World posted:You have to be a gross hosed up babe to need the Bastard Sword version of a vibrator. Is having a huge clit something girls are proud of like guys are?? "I have a big callous for a pussy, so dead and big that only this hosed up rubber jackhammer from japan can satisfy~" Yes. We like to shove it inside us and turn it on maximum. It's the only way we can feel anything anymore. 
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:Yes. We like to shove it inside us and turn it on maximum. It's the only way we can feel anything anymore. The only option left when it stops working is to go ride the paint shaker at sears.
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:I think they're pretty legit, it's like being hosed by a terminator btw I guess you took it off your sig but I was going to say... you should check out some of anagrams for 'sideline reporter'
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I wish I could sew my own suit, or even a sport coat, but that's basically a lifetime comitment to learning the craft. Much respect and jealousy to any woman who crafts her own clothes.
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clit = plape
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maybe someday I'll make a dress shirt that would pass QC at an east asian textile factory, but I'm not holding my breath.
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this thread is epic.. simply epic. and full of quality posts . good job ladies
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What toy would you ladies recommend for people who like to cuddle 
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a blanket
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Sabel posted:What toy would you ladies recommend for people who like to cuddle 
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Nov 15, 2013 12:16
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n-nevermind... c-carry on
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Sabel posted:n-nevermind... c-carry on
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I haven't read the whole thread because it's full of boring lady stuff so far, but I just wanted to say I like it when guys don't shave or wax their balls/armpits. I mean yeah, trim it if you're super-hairy, but I'm cool with hair. I dig it.
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There was a documentary on lady bits or something like that and one of my favourite things to quote is, "Back in Labistonia, I used to rope cattle with my labia." poo poo, the only time I care at all about having visible inner labia is when they get trapped or squished by undies. Guys think sitting on their balls is painful, gently caress your balls. Agony is elastic pinning down my fun parts. I am an enemy to feminism though because I'm getting laser hair removal. I just hate shaving but also hate that feeling when you wear tights and it catches on your leg hair/pubes.
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it will save you time that can be dedicated to the glorious revolution
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Standing to pee owns am i rite
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I can stand to pee too. No big whoop. It's the dribble down the legs part that's annoying.
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women can do that too, you just have to hold up the folds, which some people I'm sure can do with one hand meet a woman
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I was so angry about the whole peeing standing up thing that I taught myself how to write my name in the snow.
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when you spend days out in the wilds for work you learn to pee on stuff
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shave your vag - aatrek
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Bag of Hamsters posted:I was so angry about the whole peeing standing up thing that I taught myself how to write my name in the snow. I want to believe this involves an amazing acrobatic performance rather than just some careful direction
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Peeing on things is one of the primal pleasures all humans should enjoy.
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Last night the boyfriend and I hung out with some friends for a bit, and I heard one of the absolute worst things ever. A friend of their's had gone into the hospital to have an ovarian cyst removed. It was pretty big, so they had decided to just remove the while ovary. Couple nights later, the girl's home and wakes up screaming in the middle of the night. She went to the hospital, got a scan, and it turns out that THE DOCTORS HAD REMOVED THE WRONG OVARY. They removed the other one, and now she's 26, infertile, and will probably have health problems for the rest of her life. Good lord.
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Pick posted:when you spend days out in the wilds for work you learn to pee on stuff hi pick    so the other day i finally found a good way to get rid of my chapped/scaly lips. my lips have always been really bad especially in my childhood and it makes no sense because i drink a lot of water during the day basically you want to take a rough washcloth, wet it, and rub the fuckin SHHHIIIiIIIIIITTTTTT out of your lips until they're all raw and tingly, it'll hurt for a bit kinda but then it will feel like nothing. and in the morning your lips are completely not chapped anymore. it's really great edit Crow Jane posted:Last night the boyfriend and I hung out with some friends for a bit, and I heard one of the absolute worst things ever. A friend of their's had gone into the hospital to have an ovarian cyst removed. It was pretty big, so they had decided to just remove the while ovary. Couple nights later, the girl's home and wakes up screaming in the middle of the night. She went to the hospital, got a scan, and it turns out that THE DOCTORS HAD REMOVED THE WRONG OVARY. They removed the other one, and now she's 26, infertile, and will probably have health problems for the rest of her life. Good lord. holy poo poo can't you lawsuit for that?!?!??!?
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Crow Jane posted:Last night the boyfriend and I hung out with some friends for a bit, and I heard one of the absolute worst things ever. A friend of their's had gone into the hospital to have an ovarian cyst removed. It was pretty big, so they had decided to just remove the while ovary. Couple nights later, the girl's home and wakes up screaming in the middle of the night. She went to the hospital, got a scan, and it turns out that THE DOCTORS HAD REMOVED THE WRONG OVARY. They removed the other one, and now she's 26, infertile, and will probably have health problems for the rest of her life. Good lord. 
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*several minutes of backflips and cartwheels, revealing a copy of the SCUM manifesto in the snow*
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