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IMJack posted:I've always admired console owners and I hope to be one myself as soon as I finish paying off Mother. She insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child. Yes, I see. Well, IMJack, I make moderator money, which amply covers both food and consoles.
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Everything Counts posted:"That's assault! That is assault!" So you're one of those "don't call me a chick" chicks?
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 07:25 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Yes, I see. Well, IMJack, I make moderator money, which amply covers both food and consoles. You know, I used to think a console was just a way of playing from game A to game B -- and on weekends, game C. But that was the old me. That man died the moment I laid eyes on a 2001 X-Box. Holy jumping Ceasar's catfish! My X has been stolen! Awwh that's how people know it's an X-Box! What's the point in having an X-Box if you can't show it off?!
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 08:08 |
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Everything Counts posted:"That's assault! That is assault!" Down with sexism Down with sexism
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 08:25 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:Down with sexism Down with sexism Their clothes are coming off! You know who would like this? Men.
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 15:15 |
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IMJack posted:You know, I used to think a console was just a way of playing from game A to game B -- and on weekends, game C. But that was the old me. That man died the moment I laid eyes on a 2001 X-Box. This poster isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the Wolfman, but he very well could be. So, IMJack, would you say it's time for everyone to panic?
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 15:23 |
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Women's Rights? posted:This poster isn't saying that the burglar is an inhuman monster like the Wolfman, but he very well could be. So, IMJack, would you say it's time for everyone to panic? Women's Rights, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 16:12 |
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VogeGandire posted:Women's Rights, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 16:18 |
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VogeGandire posted:Women's Rights, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house! Sim-sim likes to boogie!
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 17:59 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Sim-sim likes to boogie! And I believe...yes, she's doing the Lindy-Hop!
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 19:05 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:And I believe...yes, she's doing the Lindy-Hop! I miss fly-fly da-da...
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 21:34 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:I miss fly-fly da-da... We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in!
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 22:11 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in! But Moneypenny-
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 22:18 |
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Cookie Kwan posted:But Moneypenny- I said, hop in.
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 22:22 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:I said, hop in. Moneypenny! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis!
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 23:22 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Moneypenny! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis! MondayHotDog! That care belonged to Bonnie and Clyde, show some respect.
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 23:30 |
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Nouvelle Vague posted:MondayHotDog! That care belonged to Bonnie and Clyde, show some respect. That was Hitler's car. What did he ever do to you?
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 23:32 |
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Cookie Kwan posted:That was Hitler's car. What did he ever do to you? Ach! Das ist nicht einen Boobie!
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 23:41 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Moneypenny! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis! Hell, not the Wright Brothers' plane! The Smithsonian's gonna have my rear end on a platter!
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# ? Nov 15, 2013 23:59 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Ach! Das ist nicht einen Boobie! Buenos notches, mein fuehrer!
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 00:00 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Ach! Das ist nicht einen Boobie! No, but I did wear a dress for a brief period in the 40s. Oooh, they had DESIGNERS back then.
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 00:05 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Moneypenny! Get out of the Spirit of St. Louis! You're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane! In Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it 15 miles on a thimble full of corn oil. Single-handedly won us the Civil War, it did.
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 00:45 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:You're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane! In Kitty Hawk in 1903, Charles Lindbergh flew it 15 miles on a thimble full of corn oil. Single-handedly won us the Civil War, it did. This is what a cornfield looks like, honey.
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 00:54 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:This is what a cornfield looks like, honey. Not the corn?! Aw, Paul Newman is gonna have my legs broke!
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 01:00 |
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IMJack posted:Hell, not the Wright Brothers' plane! The Smithsonian's gonna have my rear end on a platter! Are you getting lots of bugs in your mouth too?
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 03:22 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Are you getting lots of bugs in your mouth too? At my house, we call them Uh-ohs.
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 03:52 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Not the corn?! Aw, Paul Newman is gonna have my legs broke! And here I am using my own legs like a sucker!
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 05:16 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Not the corn?! Aw, Paul Newman is gonna have my legs broke! This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap!
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 05:20 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap! Paint my fence!
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IMJack posted:Hell, not the Wright Brothers' plane! The Smithsonian's gonna have my rear end on a platter! We'll take the Spruce Moose! Hop in!
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 06:00 |
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Root Bear posted:And here I am using my own legs like a sucker!
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 08:46 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap! Hmmm. Perhaps I'll begin as you so often suggested by... eating your shorts!
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 09:29 |
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Hogburto posted:Since you have no collateral, I'm gonna have to break your legs in advance. Oh, Hogburto, you know your money's no good here. Hey, wait... this is REAL money!
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 15:07 |
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Cows don't look like cows on film. You gotta use horses.
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 15:38 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, Hogburto, you know your money's no good here. How come you got money to burn, or singe, anyway?
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 16:59 |
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Everything Counts posted:Paint my fence! Make me!
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 19:26 |
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IMJack posted:How come you got money to burn, or singe, anyway? IMJack, this is all the money I have in my purse. Go home and bury in the yard.
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 19:26 |
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AKA Driver posted:IMJack, this is all the money I have in my purse. Go home and bury in the yard. I understand that Mr AKA Driver but according to our computer your credit history is not good. It says here you've been pre-denied for every major credit card. It also says you once grabbed a dog by its hind legs and pushed it around like a vacuum cleaner.
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 21:10 |
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The SituAsian posted:I understand that Mr AKA Driver but according to our computer your credit history is not good. quote:It says here you've been pre-denied for every major credit card. quote:It also says you once grabbed a dog by its hind legs and pushed it around like a vacuum cleaner.
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# ? Nov 16, 2013 21:19 |
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The SituAsian posted:I understand that Mr AKA Driver but according to our computer your credit history is not good. It says here you've been pre-denied for every major credit card. It also says you once grabbed a dog by its hind legs and pushed it around like a vacuum cleaner. Uh, do you accept a Federal Breast Inspector's card? License to Ogle? Vie-za?
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