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GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

would you gals like to join my bible black club??

I don't know what that is and I'm worried about googling it after Pick posted about mango worms

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
it's an dickgirl anime

(pronounce "dickgirl" like a Brit)

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

Pick posted:

One of my highschool friends sat me down and showed me that when we were alone at his mom's house :/

and you married him right?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Lt. Dans Legs posted:

and you married him right?

he said it was because the dub was funny

I gave him a sword, I blame myself

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

that was kind of gross of your high school friend, how do those series of events even occur where you're watching dickgirl anime together.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Corn Thongs posted:

that was kind of gross of your high school friend, how do those series of events even occur where you're watching dickgirl anime together.

we went to catholic school

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

oh. explains everything really

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
lmao

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I really could have gone a few more years of not remembering that happened.

Lt. Dans Legs
Jul 3, 2008

Pick posted:

I really could have gone a few more years of not remembering that happened.

you're welcome :D

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
one of my friends was telling me I should make a webcomic about my life

little did he know it would largely be unpleasant :smug:

feverish and oversexed
Mar 9, 2007

I LOVE the galley!
The first hentai I ever saw was called "Twin Angels". It was in the anime section with a non-rated sticker on it at blockbuster, and the blurb on the back did not indicate what it was about except two rear end-kicking heroines fighting demons.

Asked my Dad to get it for me, and when I started watching it there was a short at the beginning explaining why characters don't have genital hair. I ended up watching the whole thing, shell shocked. It was slightly traumatizing to my 12 year old self.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

leftover posted:

The first hentai I ever saw was called "Twin Angels". It was in the anime section with a non-rated sticker on it at blockbuster, and the blurb on the back did not indicate what it was about except two rear end-kicking heroines fighting demons.

Asked my Dad to get it for me, and when I started watching it there was a short at the beginning explaining why characters don't have genital hair. I ended up watching the whole thing, shell shocked. It was slightly traumatizing to my 12 year old self.

I remember when I was ten I went into my dad's room to steal a cigarette and ended up finding his porn mag stash. It was pretty jarring

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

I remember when I was ten I went into my dad's room to steal a cigarette and ended up finding his porn mag stash. It was pretty jarring

Just one cigarette?

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

Pick posted:

Just one cigarette?

I didn't start smoking in earnest until like eighth grade, but when I was younger sometimes my friends and I would smoke our parents' cigarettes and talk about how much of a buzz we were getting. We were pretty lame.

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feverish and oversexed
Mar 9, 2007

I LOVE the galley!

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

I remember when I was ten I went into my dad's room to steal a cigarette and ended up finding his porn mag stash. It was pretty jarring

What did you think of it?

When I was like 8 or something, I found a porn mag of my dad stashed in the couch. It only had women in it, either pinups or doing lesbian type things. My brain did this:

Magazine with only women in it -> It must be my mother's!

I didn't understand the ensuing fight until I thought of it many years later. Sorry dad!

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

leftover posted:

What did you think of it?

When I was like 8 or something, I found a porn mag of my dad stashed in the couch. It only had women in it, either pinups or doing lesbian type things. My brain did this:

Magazine with only women in it -> It must be my mother's!

I didn't understand the ensuing fight until I thought of it many years later. Sorry dad!

I was baffled more than anything else. I thought it was some kind of bizarre catalog and then I got to the letters section and it slowly dawned on me that it was a sex thing. I didn't really know what masturbation was at the time outside of abstract terms I heard older kids use, so I only figured that part out later.

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

leftover posted:

The first hentai I ever saw was called "Twin Angels". It was in the anime section with a non-rated sticker on it at blockbuster, and the blurb on the back did not indicate what it was about except two rear end-kicking heroines fighting demons.

Asked my Dad to get it for me, and when I started watching it there was a short at the beginning explaining why characters don't have genital hair. I ended up watching the whole thing, shell shocked. It was slightly traumatizing to my 12 year old self.
Years ago I saw this abject turd called "Agent AIka." It was really amusing and the fight sequences are gorgeously animated but on average there's a really in-your-face panty shot every 45 seconds and the racy fan service is just bonkers. I wasn't expecting much but was very pleasantly surprised how much charm anime smut could have but finished it genuinely admiring the main female characters and some of the antagonists. Also the women actually look like women and not children so it didn't feel that creepy. Still really conflicted about it tho

feverish and oversexed
Mar 9, 2007

I LOVE the galley!

Sabel posted:

Years ago I saw this abject turd called "Agent AIka." It was really amusing and the fight sequences are gorgeously animated but on average there's a really in-your-face panty shot every 45 seconds and the racy fan service is just bonkers. I wasn't expecting much but was very pleasantly surprised how much charm anime smut could have but finished it genuinely admiring the main female characters and some of the antagonists. Also the women actually look like women and not children so it didn't feel that creepy. Still really conflicted about it tho

I stopped watching most anime when I finished highschool, just sort of grew out of it. I was also finally at an age were the young looking protagonists (but she's totally 18, we promise) was creeping me out.

And for most series, I didn't even blink at fanservice anymore, it was just a given.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
A few years back, a friend and I shared an apartment in a well-established gayborhood. One night we were walking home, and found a copy of a "vintage" porn mag called TIGHT rear end STUDS: 100+ PAGES OF TENDER YOUNG ASSES TAKING BIG HARD COCK in an alley. Naturally, we took it home, and it was hilarious. It was from the 70's, and all the guys had moustaches and 'fros, and they all wore knee-high gym socks for some reason. It was split into stories, like "The Coach and the Rookie", "Lonesome Cowpokes", and "Army Butt-ies". Each of these stories had terrible, terrible dialogue so that the pictures of dudes getting bent over trashcans could really come to life.

We were strange girls, so we kept it on our coffee table and made everyone who came over look through it.

Obligatory Toast
Mar 19, 2007

What am I reading here??

Pick posted:

Sign up for Yelp, put down a review eventually.

A good hairdresser is worth honoring.

finding a good stylist at a decent price can be poo poo. always give good reviews to good stylists.

i had to explain why finding a good stylist with decent pricing was pure hell to one of my male coworkers once, and he was blown away at the idea that women regularly pay over $50 for service.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

leftover posted:

I stopped watching most anime when I finished highschool, just sort of grew out of it. I was also finally at an age were the young looking protagonists (but she's totally 18, we promise) was creeping me out.

And for most series, I didn't even blink at fanservice anymore, it was just a given.
I watched it again recently and it's still funny :shobon:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Obligatory Toast posted:

finding a good stylist at a decent price can be poo poo. always give good reviews to good stylists.

i had to explain why finding a good stylist with decent pricing was pure hell to one of my male coworkers once, and he was blown away at the idea that women regularly pay over $50 for service.

Frankly I get kind of a rush paying too much to get my hair cut because I know it's not really "worth" it but I just don't have the fight in me any more.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Also having my friend show me dickgirl porn would have been scarier if I weren't already buying yaoi from Japan and sharing it with my friends, we were all really into it. Good old Catholic school.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
A girl I knew in HS who disappeared from my life I spotted later on the internet cosplaying bible black and posting Link erotica on /y/

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I had someone dress as one of my characters, cosplay can be neat :shrug:

feverish and oversexed
Mar 9, 2007

I LOVE the galley!

Sabel posted:

A girl I knew in HS who disappeared from my life I spotted later on the internet cosplaying bible black and Link erotica on /y/

That has to be awkward. I keep finding furries in my new and old circles. There's a lot of them in the military for some reason.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I had to block a dude on facebook because he'd share dozens of pictures of really young looking anime girls every single day, and it got really creepy. He seemed really normal, if not the brightest, in person. As far as I know, I've never met a furry or a brony, though.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

Heyyy, I like your username


If dicks tasted like gelato everyone in the world would be so much happier

holy poo poo... i read vanilla as vagina... gently caress this thread

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

leftover posted:

That has to be awkward. I keep finding furries in my new and old circles. There's a lot of them in the military for some reason.

I don't know if any of my HS friends were furries but a few of my college ones turned out to be

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Pick posted:

I had someone dress as one of my characters, cosplay can be neat :shrug:
Cosplay is fun and I did exactly that for the last two halloweens.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
I found my mom's porn when I was 12. It was a book called Raped By A Half White Bastard and was really creepy but since the internet was still all message boards and poo poo it was all I haaaaaaad

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Women's Rights? posted:

I found my mom's porn when I was 12. It was a book called Raped By A Half White Bastard and was really creepy but since the internet was still all message boards and poo poo it was all I haaaaaaad

That might be as bad a smuggling yaoi buddy

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn
Yaoi isn't really porn anyways. It's a cock tease :colbert:

feverish and oversexed
Mar 9, 2007

I LOVE the galley!

Pick posted:

I don't know if any of my HS friends were furries but a few of my college ones turned out to be

I find it jarring when what I consider "the internet" leaks into my real world. Just last night at work I saw a female sailor with a drawing pad, and since I like to draw as well I asked to see it.

She had a bunch of furry stuff with normal stuff, so I asked her if she was a furry, and got the reply "A little bit"

Everyone else nearby had no idea what we were going on about.

If I met a goon IRL I don't know what would happen. Possibly some awkwardness about stairs and GBS 2.1

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Women's Rights? posted:

I found my mom's porn when I was 12. It was a book called Raped By A Half White Bastard and was really creepy but since the internet was still all message boards and poo poo it was all I haaaaaaad

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
My friends and I just used to pass Anne Rice novels around.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Women's Rights? posted:

Yaoi isn't really porn anyways. It's a cock tease :colbert:

Some of it delivers, it's gotten considerably more real-person-y. Some of it anyway. I haven't really read it in almost a decade but if Kunieda Saika puts something out I check it out.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

leftover posted:

I find it jarring when what I consider "the internet" leaks into my real world. Just last night at work I saw a female sailor with a drawing pad, and since I like to draw as well I asked to see it.

She had a bunch of furry stuff with normal stuff, so I asked her if she was a furry, and got the reply "A little bit"

Everyone else nearby had no idea what we were going on about.

If I met a goon IRL I don't know what would happen. Possibly some awkwardness about stairs and GBS 2.1

I stood at a bus stop while two girls talked about trying to find a Launchpad for their erotic Ducktales roleplay. Not a joke.

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Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

ah ha ha that's hilarious. Does the fact that he's jiveass make the book hotter or something? Also you'd think something like that would come across in the character - don't just tell us he's jiveass, show us!

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