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Going through these North Shore Animal League calendar pictures... did Beth get work done to her face? http://i591.photobucket.com/albums/ss358/eliasbboy/Howard/Fertagraffy/2014%20Calendar/2014_NSAL_November.jpg
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She said, "Make me look like a gelfling." http://www.demeterclarc.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2011/06/GELFLING.png
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Nov 12, 2013 04:29
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Burden posted:Huffington Post had Artie on today, he talks about why he hasn't come back to the Stern Show. Jesus, Artie sounds like Gilbert's George Jessel impression. He is not long for this world.
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Nov 12, 2013 13:19
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Sour Shoes doing Gary is loving amazing and I could listen to it for hours
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Nov 12, 2013 17:16
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Contrary to what Gary says, Artie did ask Gary to appear on the show to promote the book. Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33XCZCA2OVc (discussion begins around 5:30).
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Nov 12, 2013 17:44
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Good god, I can't stand it when Howard tries to analyze music. What the gently caress was he trying to say about Nothing Compares 2 U?
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Nov 12, 2013 17:46
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Brocktoon posted:Good god, I can't stand it when Howard tries to analyze music. What the gently caress was he trying to say about Nothing Compares 2 U? Howard is an expert in all music; he was a DJ, after all.
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Nov 12, 2013 17:48
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Brocktoon posted:Good god, I can't stand it when Howard tries to analyze music. What the gently caress was he trying to say about Nothing Compares 2 U? I figured those are always bits he does, like trying to do math. Seems every song is about his mother.
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kylej posted:Going through these North Shore Animal League calendar pictures... did Beth get work done to her face? I think that's probably Howard's insane photoshop work.
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So, sorry to ask this but.. -I went through the first 50 or so pages of the thread and couldn't find them -Search doesn't turn up anything -Google is not working for me Do the EtM megapacks still exist for download somewhere? I'd really love to get my hands on those things again, they were great listening and it's been years since I listened to them last. My old external hard drive unfortunately poo poo the bed and I'd love to have them again. Anyone help?
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Nov 13, 2013 03:45
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USMC_Karl posted:Anyone help? http://scriptcover.com/ ctrl + f "etm". Enjoy!
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Nov 13, 2013 04:04
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Listening to last tuesday's show...good god, if I had to share an office with Lisa G, I'd kill myself, her or both...
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Nov 13, 2013 17:15
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So Mike Tyson visited on 9/17 and 11/13? He's an entertaining guy, but do we need that much of him? *Haven't listened to today's interview yet, admittedly.
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Nov 13, 2013 17:20
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Shittens is off to a good start. http://www.amazon.com/Shittens-disposable-mitten-shaped-moist-wipes/product-reviews/B00F547P6S/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1
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musclecoder posted:So Mike Tyson visited on 9/17 and 11/13? He's an entertaining guy, but do we need that much of him? It wasn't a bad interview as long as you can stand Howard playing armchair-psychiatrist for two hours.
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kylej posted:Shittens is off to a good start. http://www.amazon.com/Shittens-disposable-mitten-shaped-moist-wipes/product-reviews/B00F547P6S/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1 
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Nov 13, 2013 18:42
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For a second there, I thought that was "JD's Bacon Shaving Cream". Fortunately, JD hasn't completely sold out yet. :whew:
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Nov 13, 2013 18:44
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But JD using bacon shaving cream makes total sense. He'd get John Hein following him all day asking to lick his face
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Nov 13, 2013 19:32
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I bet right before Howard impregnates Beth from the holes she poked in the condom, she leans over and in George Takei's resonating baritone, ominously says "I'll show you! I'm going to get that wang!"
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Nov 13, 2013 23:22
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For all that Howard has always said about prenuptial agreements, I wonder what kind of prenup he and Beth have? Or for that matter, how is she in his will? He's obviously going to die off before she does, and I expect a knockdown fight between Beth and his daughters over his estate.
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I wouldn't be so sure, Rae and Ben are between 90 and 100 I think. Smart money would have been to marry Artie.
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Advice posted:And have your inheritance be a lifetime supply of devil dogs? What are we talking about here, a lifetime supply or whatever is left of a lifetime supply after Artie is done with them?
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I beat the poo poo out of my wife. She divorced me after that, then I went gay for awhile.
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Im looking for hpe's waugh, waugh,waugh in ring tone form for my text alerts on my android phone, anyone ?
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kylej posted:I beat the poo poo out of my wife. She divorced me after that, then I went gay for awhile. *TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
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chiz posted:Im looking for hpe's waugh, waugh,waugh in ring tone form for my text alerts on my android phone, anyone ? I too would love to have this.
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Do any of you guys not like blow jobs? I know Howard just says that because Beth won't go down on him but does that kind of man actually exist?
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kolby posted:does that kind of man actually exist? No.
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kolby posted:does that kind of man actually exist? *Hell* no. Actually, of course such men exist, but generally only because of religious views/extreme sexual conservatism, or psychosexual issues. For a non-religious, post-Sexual-Revolution, lacking-major-mental-disorder American male to feel this way is not unheard of -- as in all human behaviors, there are statistical norms but no absolutes -- but in the case of someone as free-thinking, libidinous, and previously-blowjob-enjoying as Howard, it's purely rationalized bullshit.
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jimma posted:but in the case of someone as free-thinking, libidinous, and previously-blowjob-enjoying as Howard, it's purely rationalized bullshit. Maybe just being that old takes the fun out of it and he has too many hang ups about himself now to let a woman do that to him. That could be possible, the man is a basket case of sexual/personal disorders from what he tells us. He's reverting back to his normal self, jacking it to porn all day and letting his wife mommy him. "Blow jobs, feh, who needs them. Isn't that right Ben? You don't like them, why should anyone. I always say, just do one thing and one thing only in bed, who needs all that other stuff. Nobody!"
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On Tuesdays, I have the, the Rice & Shine. It's good!
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Nov 17, 2013 02:07
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And then...a terrible thing happened, Tim's assistant Jared locked me and your father in his sex dungeon
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Jon Hein should sit down and explain to Howard how great blow jobs are, in exact detail. Using the Gary puppet if possible.
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AxeManiac posted:Jon Hein should sit down and explain to Howard how great blow jobs are, in exact detail. Using the Gary puppet if possible. Somehow I image it would be less disgusting than listening to the fast food show.
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Nov 17, 2013 03:26
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AxeManiac posted:"Isn't that right Ben? You don't like them, why should anyone. Spot on... I didn't realize just how much she's inside Howard's head until Howard did his impression of Ray talking about how "that Johnny Carson" is such a jerk, only letting comics sit on the couch if they did a good job. Which is the exact rant he's done himself for many years.
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Finndo posted:I didn't realize just how much she's inside Howard's head until What show have you been listening to? EDIT: The Shittens reviews on Amazon are hilarious, even funnier then the ones for Beth's dog "book".
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Squashy Nipples posted:What show have you been listening to? Yeah, I always have to remind myself that Howard was not an only child and has a sister. It seems to be the one thing he barely acknowledges which I'm sure is because she had a normal relationship with Ray and Ben.
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Squashy Nipples posted:What show have you been listening to? Well it's been a running gag since forever, but when I heard him doing Ray bashing Carson about the couch thing, seemingly unaware that has been his own running complaint, it took on a Norman Bates vibe.
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