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halonx
May 4, 2005

Cmon Rodgers. Favre would have popped some vicodin and got right back in there.

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I sat Brady in another league this week in favor of Jason Campbell. Yeah, Brady had a great week, but he's been underwhelming lately. Also, my score is 164 so hate on, haters.

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp

halonx posted:

Cmon Rodgers. Favre would have popped some vicodin and got right back in there.

If you saw him on the sideline after he came back, I think he did, they just took his helmet away :(

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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halonx posted:

Cmon Rodgers. Favre would have popped some vicodin and got right back in there.

Could be out for three weeks.

http://www.rotoworld.com/player/nfl/3118

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

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got the knowshon



Oh hey, how did Boykin work out for you last night?

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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jabro posted:

Oh hey, how did Boykin work out for you last night?

About as well as Trent Richardson and Lamar Miller have any time I really need points from them. Truth is that I got really lucky two weeks ago and it caught up to me. RBs not named AP or McCoy suck this year for consistency.

My TE strategy didn't work two years ago and my RB strategy is failing. Next year I'm going QB first round if Jetsguy's "random" pick generator doesn't throw me in the 14-20 range again.

JuicedSixFo
Mar 16, 2007

Silly Burrito posted:

My TE strategy didn't work two years ago and my RB strategy is failing. Next year I'm going QB first round if Jetsguy's "random" pick generator doesn't throw me in the 14-20 range again.

I drafted Mike Vick last year at #16 and won the championship on Ponder's shoulders who I drafted in the 7th round.

This year I "nabbed" Brady at #8, and yeah.

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Silly Burrito posted:

My TE strategy didn't work two years ago and my RB strategy is failing. Next year I'm going QB first round if Jetsguy's "random" pick generator doesn't throw me in the 14-20 range again.

:smug: You had your chance to bribe me, Canes boy.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
I'm projected to win this week for the first time this year

guaranteed loss

JuicedSixFo
Mar 16, 2007
You did what you could for three quarters Ponder, thanks dog

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
In case anyone wanted to pick up Robert Meachem this weekend for some godforsaken reason, I'm sorry I accidentally locked him out by misclicking. It's weird picking up someone when your roster isn't full...

bbf2
Nov 22, 2007

"The White Shadow"

wasianchickn posted:

In case anyone wanted to pick up Robert Meachem this weekend for some godforsaken reason, I'm sorry I accidentally locked him out by misclicking. It's weird picking up someone when your roster isn't full...

I think we'll be okay...

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Barring Jetsguy introducing a new slot where you can only start Robert Meachem, I don't know why anyone would want to start him.

halonx
May 4, 2005

Motherfucking Packers! Protect your goddamn quarterback!

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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picked up the Rams off the W just for a replacement D for the week.

They got me 41 points.

:smug::smug::smug::smug::smug::smug:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Of course I sat Pierre Thomas for Ben Tate.

Of course.

EVERYONE RUN AND PICK UP MARK INGRAM.

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
Tony Romo doing a good job of making me look like less of an idiot for dumping him for McFadden and riding with Locker.

I'm still an idiot though.

And with Locker out, I kinda need a QB now. Hello Alex Smith...

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Silly Burrito posted:

Of course I sat Pierre Thomas for Ben Tate.

Of course.

EVERYONE RUN AND PICK UP MARK INGRAM.

It's not too late to apologize to your lord and savior, Burrito.

Dan forgives even the lowest of us.

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Nov 27, 2007

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JetsGuy posted:

It's not too late to apologize to your lord and savior, Burrito.

Dan forgives even the lowest of us.

If I were a political cartoonist:

chrix
Jan 3, 2004

Football man, the guy with the football plan





The consolation prize for losing this week will be that RATED R also lost, which I think still keeps my playoff chances alive. Andre Brown coming back also helps in a big way.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Silly Burrito posted:

If I were a political cartoonist:



JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Silly Burrito posted:

If I were a political cartoonist:



Just eat the apple already, all the kids are doing it. Ya puss.

jabro
Mar 25, 2003

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Adam got laid when he ate the apple. Just sayin'.

JuicedSixFo
Mar 16, 2007
Cool. Mike James comes out, runs straight up the gut 5 times, lookin' like I have a chance and bam, out for the game and we're only 3 minutes in.

That's three players who were injured mid game this week.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

JuicedSixFo posted:

Cool. Mike James comes out, runs straight up the gut 5 times, lookin' like I have a chance and bam, out for the game and we're only 3 minutes in.

That's three players who were injured mid game this week.

That's balance for whatever hell magicks you used to beat me last week

darkwolf220
May 14, 2009

SOON :stare:

gently caress my opponent sniped the only sure-thing QB this week just to sit his rear end on the bench :( Go go Matt Cassel? :confuoot:

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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I still need a TE and have plenty of good skill players to trade for one.

Is anyone in possession of a *good* (as in better than Dallas Clark) TE that they want to trade for a RB/WR?


I don't follow cartoons of any kind regularly, but every Kelly comic I see makes me think he's just an elaborate troll purposely throwing strawmen out there.

jabro posted:

Adam got laid when he ate the apple. Just sayin'.

...yes, but he got laid a lot less often afterwards because all of a sudden Eve decided to start wearing clothes.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

How dare you imply Kelly isn't 100% earnest in his comics

JetsGuy
Sep 17, 2003

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Power of Pecota posted:

How dare you imply Kelly isn't 100% earnest in his comics



Oh, they are from the Onion.

That makes sense.

EDIT:
Even then, they're not funny, even as a cartoon making fun of political cartoons.

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
fuckin Matt McGloin

halonx
May 4, 2005

Stevie Lee posted:

fuckin Matt McGloin

He has saved me from a losing season hopefully!

My hero!

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

JetsGuy posted:

Oh, they are from the Onion.

That makes sense.

EDIT:
Even then, they're not funny, even as a cartoon making fun of political cartoons.

Your opinions on Kelly are as accurate as your opinions on the Dan Marino division.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Steven Ridley and Gostowski, please suck tomorrow night. Brady and Gronk, play on.

My new team motto: Shootin for .500.

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp
So...taking QB offers for Donald Brown or Bobby Rainey.

Power of Pecota
Aug 4, 2007

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Man, the Chiefs lose AND Peyton Manning has his worst game of the season and throws his only TD to my opponent's WR? I thought that tonight's game was a win/win :/

tuckfard
Dec 9, 2003

Just chillin
Can Ted Ginn score more than 1.2 points tonight?

Wasian I need to think about it, since Dalton is on bye next week.

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp

tuckfard posted:

Can Ted Ginn score more than 1.2 points tonight?

Wasian I need to think about it, since Dalton is on bye next week.

Since you'll hopefully be giving me someone I can start for the rest of the season, I can throw in Tolzien (he's against Minnesota next week).

I just gotta do this fast - trade deadline's Wednesday.

tuckfard
Dec 9, 2003

Just chillin

wasianchickn posted:

Since you'll hopefully be giving me someone I can start for the rest of the season, I can throw in Tolzien (he's against Minnesota next week).

I just gotta do this fast - trade deadline's Wednesday.

I'm cool with that. Will have to wait until after tonight because I'll need to drop someone.

wasianchickn
Sep 4, 2006

welp

tuckfard posted:

I'm cool with that. Will have to wait until after tonight because I'll need to drop someone.

Yeah, soon as it turns over I'll dump my dead weight and propose the new trade.

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Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007
fuckin Greg Olsen

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