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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
one hell of a snipe :gonk:

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I actually think crumbling Catholic iconography would be cool inspiration for an outfit

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
what are you martin luther

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
yes.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

holy poo poo

martin luther was a redhead?!

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Pick posted:

holy poo poo

martin luther was a redhead?!

Why do you think he was so fiery?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
heeyyy that means you're over 50 and you can get that peel!

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I don't believe in graven images

Agnostic Prophet
Sep 11, 2001

My vast legion of killer monkey robots take pictures of you while you're sleeping.
Pity me. For tonight i go to a massive chocolate potluck(60+ people), but I am allergic to chocolate.But it's a formal event so I get to dress up fancy.

Agnostic Prophet fucked around with this message at 03:10 on Nov 17, 2013

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
i know u niggas aint bout poo poo

Ironed Idol
Nov 16, 2013

by XyloJW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWnP9r222DY

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
What's everyone doing for thanksgiving
Can we talk about thanksgiving food
I like foodwishes on youtube

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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I'm not sure whether I pulled it off well, but in my early 20s I used to rock a teal eyeliner with yellow shadow on the inner corners fading through emerald in the centre to blue on the outer corners of my lids. I thought it looked tropical and interesting at the time, but no pics survive so idk. I still have a decent collection of stupid eye shadow colours, but I mostly just wear taupe, a lick of mascara and a tinted lip balm. No foundation.

Thanksgiving, I dunno. I'm from New Zealand and I still don't really get the whole thanksgiving thing. Pumpkin is for soups and roasts at my house.


Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Shithouse Dave posted:

I'm not sure whether I pulled it off well, but in my early 20s I used to rock a teal eyeliner with yellow shadow on the inner corners fading through emerald in the centre to blue on the outer corners of my lids. I thought it looked tropical and interesting at the time, but no pics survive so idk. I still have a decent collection of stupid eye shadow colours, but I mostly just wear taupe, a lick of mascara and a tinted lip balm. No foundation.

Thanksgiving, I dunno. I'm from New Zealand and I still don't really get the whole thanksgiving thing. Pumpkin is for soups and roasts at my house.
I'm boring and minimalist so I just rock a very subtle black cats' eye

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I don't worry that much about "pulling it off". Most of pulling it off is confidence, cliche as that sounds.

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Pick posted:

I don't worry that much about "pulling it off". Most of pulling it off is confidence, cliche as that sounds.

This is true until the moment someone drags out photos of you 15 years ago. Like, not old enough for your style to be retro but definitely too old not to cringe. This knowledge does not stop me getting around in some funny lookin poo poo and getting compliments on it though. Case in point:


Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Shithouse Dave posted:

Thanksgiving, I dunno. I'm from New Zealand and I still don't really get the whole thanksgiving thing. Pumpkin is for soups and roasts at my house.

Classic American turkey dinner with stuffing, veggies, and mashed potatoes plus a seasonal pie ala mode is pretty great and worth enjoying any time of year, give it a shot sometime

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Shithouse Dave posted:

This is true until the moment someone drags out photos of you 15 years ago.

Eh, fashion just rots, it happens to everybody.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


is anyone else watching Amy Schumer tonight? because omg she is on fire.

ahaha talking about an uncut dick "I'm like a magician, going through silk cloths" rofl

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queef anxiety
Mar 4, 2009

yeah
cut or uncut?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I am going to neg this thread so hard.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

A Spider Covets posted:

is anyone else watching Amy Schumer tonight? because omg she is on fire.

ahaha talking about an uncut dick "I'm like a magician, going through silk cloths" rofl

hahahahahahha noice

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

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Ugh I've been hate-reading that mra thread and now my vagina is totally desiccated and I feel sad.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Shithouse Dave posted:

Ugh I've been hate-reading that mra thread and now my vagina is totally desiccated and I feel sad.

Isn't it an ironic thread or are people serious posting in it or do you mean the D&D one

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Shithouse Dave posted:

Ugh I've been hate-reading that mra thread and now my vagina is totally desiccated and I feel sad.

i know. it's like a celebrity roast if it were for Adam Sandler. its supposed to be mocking. its supposed to be vile and shocking like an aristocrats joke. but then Adam loving Sandler shows up to it and it just becomes something that leaves you hollow and feeling ill.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I don't even have a vagina and I had to stop reading it because it made me want to post angry things

I finally decided it's too stupid to be real

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
It's hard to tell what's ironic in GBS.

Honestly, with no irony intended, MRAs make me sick.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Pick posted:

It's hard to tell what's ironic in GBS.

Honestly, with no irony intended, MRAs make me sick.

Same

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Espy posted:

Isn't it an ironic thread or are people serious posting in it or do you mean the D&D one

I can't tell any more :cry:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
MRAs also kind of deaden you, because you wonder how many guys are like that, or would be like that if they were uglier, or what. And sometimes you opt for douchier guys just because at least if they're outwardly douchy in a certain way, it's at least not that way.

Pro-tip: never date someone who uses coke though.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

MRAs also kind of deaden you, because you wonder how many guys are like that, or would be like that if they were uglier, or what. And sometimes you opt for douchier guys just because at least if they're outwardly douchy in a certain way, it's at least not that way.

Pro-tip: never date someone who uses coke though.

I go after bi men that have actually dated men, they tend to be grossed out by MRAs too

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Sometimes the absolute worst guys on the planet are the "progressive" ones. Even jerkoff conservative guys tend to think they owe you something in return for being generally lovely. "Modern" guys sometimes think that they show their modernity by being as lovely to you as one can conceivably be to another human being.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Pick posted:

Sometimes the absolute worst guys on the planet are the "progressive" ones. Even jerkoff conservative guys tend to think they owe you something in return for being generally lovely. "Modern" guys sometimes think that they show their modernity by being as lovely to you as one can conceivably be to another human being.

Never date liberals or libertarians then

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Espy posted:

Never date liberals or libertarians then
I think it's cool that both those on the far left and far right use 'liberal' as a pejorative now

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Espy posted:

Never date liberals or libertarians then

Socialists only

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



VanSandman posted:

Socialists only

If they are a socialist with a neckbeard, avoid

If they are a socialist and with a bong, pursue

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Espy posted:

Never date liberals or libertarians then

date women :ssh:

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Already do that

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Espy posted:

Already do that

:cheers:

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