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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Suqit won't be able to live this down, he'll never show his face around here anymore that's for sure.

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Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

El Hefe posted:

Suqit won't be able to live this down, he'll never show his face around here anymore that's for sure.

lol I realize how good he was I just never cared for him. Foreign fancy dan imo

northward
Feb 21, 2006

ABERDEEN ARE AWESOME
fit like
:love:moray cup:love:
:love:sheep:love:

:love:haim:love:
Why is Brau not working with Messi anymore?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

northward posted:

Why is Brau not working with Messi anymore?

Yeah that's weird and it was reported before he got injured too, maybe Messi wants a new guy.

I have a feeling this won't end well.

Suqit
Apr 25, 2005

Stars Stripes Freedom Jozy
(Jozy not pictured here)

El Hefe posted:

I have a feeling this won't end well.

Elhefe.txt

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Suqit posted:

Elhefe.txt

I'm very pessimist, it's in the Barca DNA. :(

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.
Do South Americans have Barca DNA? Did it come from the Conquistadores? Was tiki-taka around in the 16th century?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Yes

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on

Who would win between the Conquistadors and Libertadores in a game of football?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

oh em gee bee ess posted:

Who would win between the Conquistadors and Libertadores in a game of football?

Tune in this December for the prestigious Club World Cup and find out.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

oh em gee bee ess posted:

Who would win between the Conquistadors and Libertadores in a game of football?

The Germans.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Karanka is the new manager of Pissflaps second favourite franchise.

http://www.marca.com/2013/11/13/futbol/futbol_internacional/premier_league/1384342057.html

NattyBo
Sep 20, 2004

Football Team.
I forgot Karanka played a season in MLS heh

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

Scott Bakula posted:

This is the worst thing ever posted in a La Liga thread

Agreed. Ronaldinho at Barca was maybe the most I've ever enjoyed watching someone play football, he completely transformed that club.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Messi put out a press release today to clarify that there's nothing true in the reports that he has a bad relationship with Juanju Brau and the real reason he's not working with him anymore is that Barca promoted him to another role in the team and that the physical therapist that arrived today in Barcelona wasn't hired by him but by the Argentinian FA...

http://www.marca.com/2013/11/13/futbol/equipos/barcelona/1384374862.html

I don't like this one bit.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
That's bananas. Don't they know that every component of the Argentinian FA is completely incompetent?

northward
Feb 21, 2006

ABERDEEN ARE AWESOME
fit like
:love:moray cup:love:
:love:sheep:love:

:love:haim:love:

El Hefe posted:

Messi put out a press release today to clarify that there's nothing true in the reports that he has a bad relationship with Juanju Brau and the real reason he's not working with him anymore is that Barca promoted him to another role in the team and that the physical therapist that arrived today in Barcelona wasn't hired by him but by the Argentinian FA...

http://www.marca.com/2013/11/13/futbol/equipos/barcelona/1384374862.html

I don't like this one bit.

Embarrassing that Messi has to issue statements himself. Sandro Rosell is a joke of a president

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

northward posted:

Embarrassing that Messi has to issue statements himself. Sandro Rosell is a joke of a president

He is.

I cut him some slack because he signed Ronaldinho and Neymar though.

Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
He's probably freezing Messi out because he isn't Nike sponsored.

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

loving internationals. Just as Khedira was improving he gets injured for almost the rest of the season according to the German FA.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
That's a shame, Marca says he's out for the season.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Hegav posted:

loving internationals. Just as Khedira was improving he gets injured for almost the rest of the season according to the German FA.

Don't worry Benzema will sort everything :newlol:

northward
Feb 21, 2006

ABERDEEN ARE AWESOME
fit like
:love:moray cup:love:
:love:sheep:love:

:love:haim:love:

Hegav posted:

loving internationals. Just as Khedira was improving he gets injured for almost the rest of the season according to the German FA.

Has Khedira been getting a game?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

northward posted:

Has Khedira been getting a game?
he'd been getting all the games

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Time to buy Howson Madrid

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I wasn't aware of this rule, but apparently FIFA has to compensate Real Madrid for a large portion of Khedira's salary, €2.5M.

http://as.com/diarioas/2013/11/16/english/1384639569_868856.html

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

trem_two posted:

I wasn't aware of this rule, but apparently FIFA has to compensate Real Madrid for a large portion of Khedira's salary, €2.5M.

http://as.com/diarioas/2013/11/16/english/1384639569_868856.html

Yeah a few clubs got this started a few years ago, I remember Laporta being really mad because Messi or someone got injured playing with their national team and he started this whole thing. Now FIFA has this insurance policy.

Voluspa
Mar 17, 2006

HURRRRley

Scott Bakula posted:

This is the worst thing ever posted in a La Liga thread

You people forget when Hefe said "Good Riddance" in response to Pep leaving and explained it as being lost in translation. :rolleyes:

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Valdes got injured playing for Spain, guess its time for Crazy Pinto antics.

s0meb0dy0
Feb 27, 2004

The death of a child is always a tragedy, but let's put this in perspective, shall we? I mean they WERE palestinian.

El Hefe posted:

Valdes got injured playing for Spain, guess its time for Crazy Pinto antics.

Xavi injured as well.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

s0meb0dy0 posted:

Xavi injured as well.

lol

At least we have Cesc.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

s0meb0dy0 posted:

Xavi injured as well.

Is there any outcry against these random money spinning friendlies? Spain plays the most random teams what a waste.

euroboy
Mar 24, 2004

vaginal culture posted:

Is there any outcry against these random money spinning friendlies? Spain plays the most random teams what a waste.

They earn a shitload of money on it, I think they got €12m or something to play Equatorial Guinea last week.

Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008

vaginal culture posted:

Is there any outcry against these random money spinning friendlies? Spain plays the most random teams what a waste.

The national team has been pimped out by the FA to the highest bidders ever since 2010, it reached its peak with the team shaking hands with a literal dictator on Friday.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


vaginal culture posted:

Is there any outcry against these random money spinning friendlies? Spain plays the most random teams what a waste.

That's pretty normal for the bigger teams, the German FA gets a shitton of money fielding a third string squad against third rate teams in the Americas, which gets incessantly criticized by the domestic press.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Healbot posted:

That's pretty normal for the bigger teams, the German FA gets a shitton of money fielding a third string squad against third rate teams in the Americas, which gets incessantly criticized by the domestic press.

Today's game was in wembley mate.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Healbot posted:

That's pretty normal for the bigger teams, the German FA gets a shitton of money fielding a third string squad against third rate teams in the Americas, which gets incessantly criticized by the domestic press.

Italy literally played a friendly in San Marino last cycle, though at least there was little to no travel :v:

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


El Hefe posted:

Today's game was in wembley mate.

52nd state, who gives a gently caress.

Edit: Though I'm mostly talking about the vaunted America trip, where no German footballer of note will have time either due to fictional injuries or having a CL-final. September/November is business as usual.

csidle
Jul 31, 2007

Voluspa posted:

You people forget when Hefe said "Good Riddance" in response to Pep leaving and explained it as being lost in translation. :rolleyes:

It wasn't until that happened that I found out what good riddance meant. I always thought it was just a way to say goodbye. I might have made the same mistake.

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Monday Bandele
Apr 26, 2008
I blame Green Day

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