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1) I'll definitely read the first few chapters of your book today, it'll be a good way to pass time before an appointment. 2) Will you ever do Surviving Edged Weapons? Edit: I forgot how gory this movie was. I just remembered the sillier re-enactment scenes. RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 08:29 on Nov 18, 2013 |
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rereedrumr posted:I sing at weddings. Hit me up. I just watched the Thor Rifftrax last night because I saw the sequel the night that came out. I hope you croon a good Foo Fighters song, and that Dave Grohl hasn't sent you a cease-and-desist yet.
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hayden. posted:I thought I saw on twitter a long time ago that Lowtax went to CA to record another rifftrax. Whatever happened to that? We didn't record anything last time Lowtax was out here. It was probably close to a year ago. He definitely showed us a lot of terrible movies though.
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Nov 18, 2013 21:03
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RandomPauI posted:1) I'll definitely read the first few chapters of your book today, it'll be a good way to pass time before an appointment. 1. Nice! Hope you enjoy it and that the appointment is for something good (I know appointments usually are.) 2. Haven't heard of it but will check it out. "Gory" in the description is usually a bit of a red flag though, unless it's poorly done enough to make it goofy.
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rereedrumr posted:2. Haven't heard of it but will check it out. "Gory" in the description is usually a bit of a red flag though, unless it's poorly done enough to make it goofy. I don't know if there's even a complete version of "Surviving Edged Weapons" out there. Yeah, It probably wouldn't fly for Rifftrax but it's still fun to watch.
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Nov 18, 2013 22:39
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rereedrumr posted:We didn't record anything last time Lowtax was out here. It was probably close to a year ago. He definitely showed us a lot of terrible movies though. I like the idea of Lowtax as some sort of awful movie consultant
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Nov 18, 2013 23:02
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Sanguinary Novel posted:I like the idea of Lowtax as some sort of awful movie consultant If you run a website called Something Awful, you better be an expert in terrible garbage.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Will there ever be a VOD of Santa With Muscles? If there's ever a Hulk Hogan movie that deserves the Rifftrax treatment, it's No Holds Barred. It's too perfect a target. I would pay triple price for a Rifftrax of No Holds Barred.
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rereedrumr posted:2. Haven't heard of it but will check it out. "Gory" in the description is usually a bit of a red flag though, unless it's poorly done enough to make it goofy. It's a police training film. Most of the movie is ridiculous - it features: Canadian accents A 2001-inspired scene where a caveman kills another caveman. A Satanic Cult lady in whiteface who attacks police with a sacrificial dagger. A hispanic man in a business suit killing a police officer with a knife disguised as a pen. A man wielding a katana killing a police officer. A rich guy who owns a porche and has a lot of hidden knives. A lecture where a cop says he's "not gonna die in no ghetto". Warnings about throwing stars, knife culture, the liberal courts, and baseball caps with razor blades taped to the back. Unfortunately it also contains autopsy images because it's a training film and they want police to take the threats seriously. I forgot about them because I usually look away and fast forward during them.
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Gavok posted:If there's ever a Hulk Hogan movie that deserves the Rifftrax treatment, it's No Holds Barred. It's too perfect a target. I would pay triple price for a Rifftrax of No Holds Barred. Refresh my memory, it's been awhile since I've perused the filmography of the Hulkster. Is that the "DOODY?!" one?
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Ensign_Ricky posted:Refresh my memory, it's been awhile since I've perused the filmography of the Hulkster. Is that the "DOODY?!" one? Indeed it is. The movie where Hogan plays Rip, who is Hulk Hogan with a different name and color scheme, as he fights the ever-invincible evil wrestler ZEUS.
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Hey Rereedrumr love the work you guys do. Please please please please look into Kill Crazy its terrible and awesome and Netflix currently has the craptacular live action Fist of The North Star from 1991 with Downtown Julie Brown. It makes Super Mario Brothers look like arthouse cinema. I look forward to seeing the next live show, and whenever you guys breeze into Austin cause that's awesome good times.
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Gavok posted:Indeed it is. The movie where Hogan plays Rip, who is Hulk Hogan with a different name and color scheme, as he fights the ever-invincible evil wrestler ZEUS. I loved that movie when I was a kid.
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Nov 19, 2013 14:25
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MST3K Thanksgiving Day marathon returns: http://io9.com/mystery-science-theater-thanksgiving-day-marathon-retu-1467455682
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GreenNight posted:I loved that movie when I was a kid. Everyone did. 80's kids had no taste. Next question: The internet is buzzing over this bad 80's Canadian movie called Things. http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0052G4P26/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1384902278&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX110_SY165_QL70 Have you guys seen it?
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Everyone did. 80's kids had no taste. Speaking of which, I'd love to see a Rifftrax (or How Did This Get Made, for that matter) of The Wizard.
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New VOD. "Swamp of the Ravens" http://www.rifftrax.com/vod/swamp-ravens quote:Yes, it’s an utterly baffling horror film about a mad doctor who believes death is simply an evolution and that every woman wants to sleep with him. Yes, he is laughed out of the academy and moves his decency-defying research to a swamp in Ecuador, as one does. Yes, he’s investigated by a sheriff who can only be described as a chunk of swarthy walking meat, and who also believes that every woman wants to sleep with him.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Everyone did. 80's kids had no taste. This is one that we watched with Lowtax when he was out here last. And I believe the time before that as well...
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Nov 21, 2013 18:12
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Excellent! I'd been jonesing for something new.
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The Ape of Naples posted:New VOD. What the gently caress did I just watch?
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That movie was.. really.. something. Did anyone work out any of that song's lyrics, because I was having some serious trouble telling what the hell he was saying.
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Is that an actual dead guy during the autopsy scene in Swamp of the Ravens? It's pretty convincing, and I'm not sure whether it's more likely that they made a really good prop or if this low budget movie filmed in Ecuador just bought a cadaver.
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Bedurndurn posted:Is that an actual dead guy during the autopsy scene in Swamp of the Ravens? It's pretty convincing, and I'm not sure whether it's more likely that they made a really good prop or if this low budget movie filmed in Ecuador just bought a cadaver. By all accounts I've seen, yeah that was a real corpse being cut open. Also there was a two minute scene of the crazy doctor fellow loving the corpse of his girlfriend, but that got cut out of the version Rifftrax used. All around this was a truly classy production, as you can tell.
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I need someone to cover that robot lady song.
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Wandering Knitter posted:I need someone to cover that robot lady song. This might just be the project that can reunite the Band that Played California Lady.
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Santa's Village Of Madness is out now on DVD/VOD.quote:Ah, Christmas. That magical time of year when Santa travels all over the universe by means of the fifth dimension, (which his close friend Merlin invented in a floating space castle), delivering toys that were made by a skunk in a factory overseen by a wolf in a village whose head of security, Puss in Boots, occasionally has to fend off giant ogres. quote:it’s so insane and twisted, it makes the Ice Cream Bunny look like Tiny Tim Cratchit.  e: Oh wait, apparently this was a VOD that came out last Christmas but it just got released on DVD. Rageaholic fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Nov 26, 2013 |
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Nice, someone actually assembled the lyrics from Swamp of the Ravens, kind of sort of!
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Joel is hosting a 6 episode Turkey Day marathon on Youtube starting at 12PM EST. Since it took me several minutes to find a link to the drat thing, I'll share it here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_jrJCRlItM
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And they're starting strong with Space Mutiny!
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What's the movie list so far? I don't have access to a computer. 
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Jiro posted:What's the movie list so far? I don't have access to a computer. Space Mutity, I Accuse My Parents, Werewolf, and currently Cave Dwellers.
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Space Mutiny, I Accuse My Parents, Werewolf, Cave Dwellers so far. And now it's The Final Sacrifice.
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I was totally expecting it to end with Manos, so I was pleasantly surprised when the last movie was Mitchell. It was great but man... for an MST marathon it was too short.
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Somebody on Tumblr made this cool image: Trouble is, I can't identify all of them. I worked out most of them but the rest have me stumped. 
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Rifftrax has a Black Friday sale going on with coupon code "friday" to take a 20% discount off your entire purchase. Plus if you spend more than $20, you get a $5 certificate for next time. And this may be old news, but apparently they now have Nestor up as a VOD. I grabbed that, the Star Wars Holiday Special VOD and (finally) Guy from Harlem.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Somebody on Tumblr made this cool image: Let me see which ones you don't have labeled before I answer again... Edit: It look to me like you have them all except the 3 characters in the bottom row with the cloaks, and the 2 characters in the bottom right corner. Is that clown thing next to Neutron from Neutron? RagingBoner fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Nov 29, 2013 |
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Decided to browse the VOD's and see if there were any I don't have. I don't remember any of these VOD's coming out, but I got Incredible Hulk: The Final Round, The Crater Lake Monster, and The Boy in the Plastic Bubble. So now I think I have every VOD.
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That was a really good sale. I bought Manos Live, Supersonic Man, Star Wars Holiday Special, about seven shorts (including the Normans) and the X-Men 3 riff for $30 after using the coupon and a separate order to use the $5 credit.
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With this sale around, is there a list of must-have Rifftrax? I haven't bought any in quite some time, got my "haven't seen you for a while" email a couple months ago.
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Guy from Harlem Silent Rage The Apple My top three anyway.
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