a thread in which every day, Abe gets owned really hard

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putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Jigsaw posted:

Did you know that abe* has been owned throughout history?

"jigsaw is gay" -gnack

"jigsaw is fat gently caress lol" -gnack

"etc" -gnack

the only thing worse than abe is this post

# ? Nov 19, 2013 03:59

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 05:49

Quarterroys: Jul 1, 2008

Akbar posted:

Is Jimmy Clausen still Cam's backup?

Abe is Jeff Tuel's backup.

# ? Nov 19, 2013 04:21

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Cervixalot posted:

Abe is Jeff Tuel's backup.

gently caress

# ? Nov 19, 2013 04:25

Carol Pizzamom: Jul 13, 2006; a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

abe i hate you

# ? Nov 19, 2013 04:27

Disillusionist: Sep 19, 2007

Cervixalot posted:

Abe is Jeff Tuel's backup.

and yet abe is the bigger tool

# ? Nov 19, 2013 04:29

Ixtlilton: Mar 10, 2012; How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Abe is like the tradegy of commons in slo-mo; everyone owns him and it's ruining him.

# ? Nov 19, 2013 04:40

December Octopodes: Dec 25, 2008; Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!

when the aliens come down, it'll be like poo poo, really? and then they'll own abe too

sorry rear end in a top hat

# ? Nov 19, 2013 05:18

SwimmingSpider: Jan 3, 2008; Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Abe dreams of modding LP

# ? Nov 19, 2013 05:40

nomadologique: Mar 9, 2011; DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Everybody down on hodor but nobody is telling fat ogre how bad his posts are.

# ? Nov 19, 2013 05:49

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

nomadologique posted:

Everybody down on hodor but nobody is telling fat ogre how bad his posts are.

why dont you do it then chowderhead

# ? Nov 19, 2013 05:51

Space T Rex: Sep 15, 2007; Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

how many alts does abe have?! are we all just abe alts??!?

# ? Nov 19, 2013 05:52

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

nomadologique posted:

Everybody down on hodor but nobody is telling fat ogre how bad his posts are.

Because anyone with half a brain (i.e. Not Abe) has him on ignore by now.

# ? Nov 19, 2013 05:54

Carol Pizzamom: Jul 13, 2006; a bear you feed is a bear and a steed

quote:

CHRISTINA AGUILERA LYRICS
"Beautiful"

[Spoken]
Don't look at me

Every day is so wonderful
Then suddenly it's hard to breathe.
Now and then I get insecure
From all the pain, I'm so ashamed.

I am beautiful no matter what they say.
Words can't bring me down.
I am beautiful in every single way.
Yes, words can't bring me down... Oh no.
So don't you bring me down today.

To all your friends you're delirious,
So consumed in all your doom.
Trying hard to fill the emptiness.
The pieces gone, left the puzzle undone.
is that the way it is?

You are beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring you down....oh no
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring you down, oh, no
So don't you bring me down today...

No matter what we do
(no matter what we do)
No matter what we say
(no matter what we say)
We're the song inside the tune
Full of beautiful mistakes

And everywhere we go
(and everywhere we go)
The sun will always shine
(the sun will always, always shine)
And tomorrow we might wake on the other side

We are beautiful no matter what they say
Yes, words won't bring us down, no, no
We are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring us down, oh, no
So don't you bring me down today

Oh, yeah, don't you bring me down today, yeah, ooh
Don't you bring me down ooh... today

Artist's Note: Not you abe gently caress you you stupid fucker. If you're listening to this your mom told you to do the dishes you worthless bitch

# ? Nov 19, 2013 05:57

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

# ? Nov 19, 2013 06:07

PantsandCola: Aug 17, 2013; you did good... you did good

abe is a walking miscarriage, he was born dead

# ? Nov 19, 2013 06:09

Veskit: Mar 2, 2005; I love capitalism!! DM me for the best investing advice!

Exclamation Marx posted:

Thank god you didn't combine all three or the forums would explode with shittyness.

# ? Nov 19, 2013 06:09

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Rhinoceraptor posted:

Abe dreams of modding LP

too far man too far

# ? Nov 19, 2013 06:15

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Veskit posted:

Thank god you didn't combine all three or the forums would explode with shittyness.

# ? Nov 19, 2013 06:20

Space T Rex: Sep 15, 2007; Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

gotta add a "chaotic neutral" circle for whatshisface

# ? Nov 19, 2013 06:39

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

Totally TWISTED posted:

congrats on letting abe top you and poz your neg hole

only poz thing in abe's life

# ? Nov 19, 2013 06:41

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Space T Rex posted:

gotta add a "chaotic neutral" circle for whatshisface

hes permabanned rip

much like abe should be :iamafag:

# ? Nov 19, 2013 06:42

Space T Rex: Sep 15, 2007; Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

haha permabanned? what did he do?

# ? Nov 19, 2013 06:44

exmarx: Feb 18, 2012; The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

# ? Nov 19, 2013 06:47

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: Apr 27, 2010; I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Dauntasa posted:

"I still don't love my dead, gay son"
-abe's dad, after abe's corpse was discovered leaning against a pull door

# ? Nov 19, 2013 07:02

toanoradian: May 31, 2011; The happiest waffligator

The burns no they will not make just makes me realize that I am completely incapable of humour. God bless you funny people.

# ? Nov 19, 2013 07:50

Saagonsa: Dec 29, 2012

toanoradian posted:

The burns no they will not make just makes me realize that I am completely incapable of humour. God bless you funny people.

hey, i thought the same thing. then i saw a glistening hodor try to burn abe and i realized, i will never be that bad

# ? Nov 19, 2013 08:01

Space T Rex: Sep 15, 2007; Your title was so old it used HTML which isn't even allowed in titles anymore what the hell

"Four score and twenty KFC Double Downs ago Abe was still a fat sweat machine" -Abraham Lincoln

"Put everything as simple as possible, and Abe will still not understand" -Albert Einstein

"I have a dream that one day Abe would drown in a grease fire" - Martin Luther King Jr.

"If at first you don't succeed, try it again without Abe's help" -Anonymous

"Abe is selfish, impatient and a little insecure. He make mistakes, he is out of control, and at times a little hard to handle." -Marilyn Monroe

"Abe is like football. if you see him, you tackle him into the loving ground" - John F. Kennedy

"Abe is a really cool guy, I bounce most of my tweets off him for approval" - Richard Dawkins

# ? Nov 19, 2013 08:22