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cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Perfidus posted:

What was the point of any of this poo poo.

Jax got to the bottom of things.

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Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?
This is all so stupid and pointless. What the gently caress is going on?


SOA.txt posted:

It is a tale. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.

Baronash fucked around with this message at 04:57 on Nov 20, 2013

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Well he won't be back..

E: Tara don't have enough Band-Aids in her bag to patch all these holes.

Fuckstick fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Nov 20, 2013

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


What the hell are you doing Tara?

BrandonGK
May 6, 2005

Throw it out the airlock.

cochise posted:

What the hell are you doing Tara?

Acting as the audience surrogate.

"Clay Morrow should've been killed a long time ago."

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



You dumb poo poo theres not going to be any GSR on their hands.

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


BrandonGK posted:

Acting as the audience surrogate.

"Clay Morrow should've been killed a long time ago."

No I meant about the grabbing Jax's hand thing. Like after all that poo poo she is trying to go back to him?

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

vyst posted:

You dumb poo poo theres not going to be any GSR on their hands.

Gotta love those Irish arms dealers and their pesky CSI kits.

e: Nevermind, he's bringing in the DA.

Baronash fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Nov 20, 2013

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Gemma: Denied.

6EQUJ5 6 7
Sep 1, 2012

I'd do the same as you.
This is all so convoluted and terrible.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Perfidus posted:

This is all so convoluted and terrible.

I don't even understand what the point of Tara grabbing the hand was if she was just going to flip anyway. Goddamnit Sutter.

political pseudoscience
Aug 8, 2006
Wtf Tara, you let a rat face tell you that you couldn't take your kids to day care and instead take them to the place that just got bombed where a crazy bitch that you have a restraining order against hangs out? Ughhhh

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Has bullet removed

Is magically okay again

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


And that's what we call leverage.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer
Don't bullets fragment and stuff when they hit the body?

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

wilderthanmild posted:

Don't bullets fragment and stuff when they hit the body?

Not if they just run into 300 pounds of cellulite.

Baronash
Feb 29, 2012

So what do you want to be called?

wilderthanmild posted:

Don't bullets fragment and stuff when they hit the body?

Perhaps California cops are stingy with their ammunition budget.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

davebo posted:

Not if they just run into 300 pounds of cellulite.

Its the mythbusters ballistic gel effect..

Saint Jimmy
Jul 5, 2006

wilderthanmild posted:

Don't bullets fragment and stuff when they hit the body?

If it's a hollow point, yeah.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

Spoiler alert: In two weeks, Jax throws a lamp.

gnomewife
Oct 24, 2010

BrandonGK posted:

Clay will never die. Charming could be wiped off the map in a nuclear explosion and he'd probably just end up crawling out of the rubble.

You lied to me, Brandon.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Well that was no where near as satisfying as Opie killing Clay would have been.

Modest Proportion
Dec 16, 2012

"Oh wrangling schools, that search what fire
Shall burn this world, had none the wit
Unto this knowledge to aspire,
That this her fever might be it?"

"Did you just smell me?"
Anybody else watch this episode and think "THAT MOTHERFUCKA'S DEAD"

Wish I could splice a gif of what happened, and the audience's reaction from the corresponding scene from Oz.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I like how Tara had to display the bullet for the audience. I couldn't have figured out what was happening otherwise.

Fuckstick
Nov 30, 2000

nooneofconsequence posted:

I like how Tara had to display the bullet for the audience. I couldn't have figured out what was happening otherwise.

Yeah this show is way too soap opera-ey sometimes..

BrandonGK
May 6, 2005

Throw it out the airlock.

AGirlWonder posted:

You lied to me, Brandon.

Can you blame me? Look at how Clay miraculously cheated death in the last three seasons. Clay managed to avoid death despite:

Opie firing several bullets into his chest.

Jax swearing vegeance after discovering Clay had killed his father.

The club finding out that Clay was actively conspiring against them.

The most powerful crime family in Oakland putting a five million dollar bounty on his head.

Honestly unless there's a graphic autopsy scene, complete with organ removal, I still won't be completely convinced that Clay is truly dead.

BrandonGK fucked around with this message at 06:04 on Nov 20, 2013

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Oh yeah, is Jax gonna collect that bounty?

stuxracer
May 4, 2006

FINALLY

kill your idols
Sep 11, 2003

by T. Finninho
What the gently caress just happened. I don't even know where to begin.

kill your idols fucked around with this message at 07:28 on Nov 20, 2013

kill your idols
Sep 11, 2003

by T. Finninho

kill your idols fucked around with this message at 07:06 on Nov 20, 2013

kill your idols
Sep 11, 2003

by T. Finninho

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
Was that bullet she pulled out the shell and everything? Must not have been fired from a gun, maybe they threw it really hard.

kill your idols
Sep 11, 2003

by T. Finninho

kill your idols fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Nov 20, 2013

kill your idols
Sep 11, 2003

by T. Finninho

kill your idols fucked around with this message at 07:18 on Nov 20, 2013

kill your idols
Sep 11, 2003

by T. Finninho

kill your idols
Sep 11, 2003

by T. Finninho

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Why did they let Clay live for 15 more minutes? Why not just shoot him with the Irish? Oh well he dead.

kill your idols
Sep 11, 2003

by T. Finninho

ACanofPepsi posted:

Why did they let Clay live for 15 more minutes? Why not just shoot him with the Irish? Oh well he dead.

They need Connor to have the same story as them to keep the IRA from knowing the real deal of what happened.

Silly.

Devintownsend
Mar 17, 2009
Clay lived that extra bit so Sutter could troll the audience just one more time with 'shocking twits...er twists' Bam, HOLY poo poo, AMBUSH, but dammit Clay lives through it again...then oh ...

Haven't they done this every season finale ..."Oh no, Boss Hogg has them Duke boys in one heck of a pickle, I suuure hope they can get out of it.." Them bam, they jump the General Lee over a gorge and pull out the end of some plan that only makes real sense if you are trying to fool an audience, not anyone who was supposed to be involved in the plan itself.

When they did this same stuff on 'The Shield' it was pulled off about a billion times better.

The thing that irks me, is that Jax's goals are: Clay Dead, Galen Dead, Club out of guns, and Irish not gunning for them. It seems to me that all of these things could have been accomplished about sixteen bullshit jumps ago, considering how it played out. Let Clay get killed in prison, shoot Galen in the face...get Connor on your side in the same way that it was done....same result, just five months earlier...

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Wolfy
Jul 13, 2009

Devintownsend posted:

The thing that irks me, is that Jax's goals are: Clay Dead, Galen Dead, Club out of guns, and Irish not gunning for them. It seems to me that all of these things could have been accomplished about sixteen bullshit jumps ago, considering how it played out. Let Clay get killed in prison, shoot Galen in the face...get Connor on your side in the same way that it was done....same result, just five months earlier...
Yeah, but then where do you fit in the school shooting and rapes?

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