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VendaGoat posted:Seriously ladies, how much foreplay is enough? Till she wakes up.
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if she wakes up you've already lost.
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Crow Jane posted:I've dated musicians and artists almost exclusively, sometimes I wonder what it'd be like to date someone who's not ridiculously emotionally needy. They're fun in bed, though Man, I've had the opposite experience with artists and poo poo. They're all emotionally distant and need lots of solitary space, which works out for me since I'm the same way. It's the people on the edge of art, history majors and other fuckers, who are clingy sacks of dick.
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Sometimes it's hard to not be particularly needy because the other person is like "um so why am I here" and you can't really say "for the d".
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An ex told me he really wanted to see me cry, which I rarely do, so he could comfort me. Broke up with him not long after.
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Pick posted:Sometimes it's hard to not be particularly needy because the other person is like "um so why am I here" and you can't really say "for the d". "Because I can't afford a Sybian" is a bit cold.
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Angela Christine posted:"Because I can't afford a Sybian" is a bit cold. "I could afford a Sybian but you are cheaper."
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Pick posted:Sometimes it's hard to not be particularly needy because the other person is like "um so why am I here" and you can't really say "for the d". You can, you'd just blow the guys ego up to the size of Jupiter.
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Crow Jane posted:An ex told me he really wanted to see me cry, which I rarely do, so he could comfort me. Broke up with him not long after. Did you know there are crying fetishists? There are whole websites just full of videos of women crying about different things and people pay to jerk off to them. People masturbate to the darnedest things ---------------- GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Nov 20, 2013 |
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Nov 20, 2013 00:17
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:Did you know there are crying fetishists? There are whole websites just full of videos of women crying about different things and people pay to jerk off to them. so if a guy said he liked "the notebook" should i call him a pervert
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Nov 20, 2013 00:21
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No, just tell him he has bad taste in movies
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Nov 20, 2013 00:22
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Pick posted:so if a guy said he liked "the notebook" keep him around and watch chick flicks with him, he won't complain because he gets off on that poo poo ----------------
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Nov 20, 2013 00:22
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he's going to totally gently caress up the mood of What Dreams May Come 
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" ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh god the wysteria hrmmmngggggggggggg robin williams narration hff hff hff hff hff hff"
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Nov 20, 2013 00:24
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:Did you know there are crying fetishists? There are whole websites just full of videos of women crying about different things and people pay to jerk off to them. I need to get in on this, put my ~fragile female emotions~ to good use
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Nov 20, 2013 00:24
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Can you imagine the sort of guy who'd be into that, though?
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Also if your dog died or something and you were really broken up about it he would be horny as hell and it would just make everything worse
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Crow Jane posted:Can you imagine the sort of guy who'd be into that, though? I know, it sounds creepy as gently caress and absolutely the worst.
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Nov 20, 2013 00:30
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I'm an emotional trainwreck irl so all of my guys are rly cool for staying with me for more than 5 mins 
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Crow Jane posted:An ex told me he really wanted to see me cry, which I rarely do, so he could comfort me. Broke up with him not long after. That is way more hosed up than anything I've dealt with from ladies (or dudes, when I've swung that way).  I guess it's a variation on how the big lie is easier to swallow than the small one. Like, logically, that fetish should be less weird than, say, furries, and yet it's way, way more weird to me.
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VendaGoat posted:You can, you'd just blow the guys ego up to the size of Jupiter. This is true.
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I wouldn't say he had a crying fetish, exactly, it was more that I had my poo poo together, he didn't, and he wanted to bring me down to his level. I guess. The relationship didn't last long.
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Crow Jane posted:I wouldn't say he had a crying fetish, exactly, it was more that I had my poo poo together, he didn't, and he wanted to bring me down to his level. I guess. The relationship didn't last long. That seems like the kind of guy who belongs in a ditch.
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As far as I know, that's where he is now. Best oral I ever had, though
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Crow Jane posted:I wouldn't say he had a crying fetish, exactly, it was more that I had my poo poo together, he didn't, and he wanted to bring me down to his level. I guess. The relationship didn't last long. How many times did you hear, "You're so strong. I don't feel like you NEED me?" Of course I don't need you, you twat-shaped twat, it's called having a life outside your inadequate, unemployed arms.
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Whenever I saw a movie or got drinks with someone other than him, he would pout about how I was wasting my leisure time by not spending every minute of it with him. This is a man who has shown work in prominent Soho galleries.
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Crow Jane posted:This is a man who has shown work in prominent Soho galleries. nah this basically explains it
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Pick posted:That seems like the kind of guy who belongs in a ditch. But littering is bad. 
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precision posted:But littering is bad. if we throw all the needy men in the gutters like trash they will be washed down the storm drain and start dating innocent marine life ----------------
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Nov 20, 2013 07:41
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:if we throw all the needy men in the gutters like trash they will be washed down the storm drain and start dating innocent marine life no luck in the friend zone, try the benthic zone
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Nov 20, 2013 08:13
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me and my boyfriend text each other all day and like each other a lot. i don't think there's such thing as being clingy if you really like the person
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Nov 20, 2013 08:22
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Clingy guys are instant liking killer for me because somehow someway I'm sometimes doing stuff not involving him and if he starts getting mopey that I'm not talking to him or hanging out then gently caress him
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Nov 20, 2013 08:49
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Go, be freeeeeeeeeee boyfriend 
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this octopus needs to stop loving texting me about how i'm "distant"
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man dating a clingy octopus would be the worst, imagine how many texts it could send at once
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one of my friends is dating a clingy guy. she told me that he likes to pick up her phone and look at whatever text or email she just got. i asked her if he would be okay with her doing that with his phone and she said *his* phone is locked. ugh (note: i, in no way, endorse going through other people's phones) also what up fellow ladies! 
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scorpiobean posted:one of my friends is dating a clingy guy. she told me that he likes to pick up her phone and look at whatever text or email she just got. that guy is a rude jackass
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scorpiobean posted:one of my friends is dating a clingy guy. she told me that he likes to pick up her phone and look at whatever text or email she just got. i asked her if he would be okay with her doing that with his phone and she said *his* phone is locked. ugh Kick him in the dick.
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scorpiobean posted:one of my friends is dating a clingy guy. she told me that he likes to pick up her phone and look at whatever text or email she just got. what a douche 
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