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Jerusalem posted:Doh..... uhhh.... that boy... ain't right...? HA-ho? 
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Root Bear posted:HA-ho? That hurts. No wonder nobody came to my birthday party.
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Nov 20, 2013 03:52
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Writer Cath posted:That hurts. No wonder nobody came to my birthday party. Wah-wah. 
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Nov 20, 2013 06:07
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Wah-wah. Welcome back, space girl!
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Nov 20, 2013 06:22
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Welcome back, space girl! Did you actually get to see the rod?
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Nov 20, 2013 06:28
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Welcome back, space girl! MondayHotDog posted:Did you actually get to see the rod? Simpsons Quote Thread turned to hardcore porn so gradually I didn't even notice.
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Nov 20, 2013 07:14
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Everything Counts posted:Simpsons Quote Thread turned to hardcore porn so gradually I didn't even notice. We invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster.
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Nov 20, 2013 07:36
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mrfart posted:We invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster. The Internet King? I wonder if he can provide faster nudity.
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Nov 20, 2013 07:50
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IMJack posted:The Internet King? I wonder if he can provide faster nudity. Can I have some money now?
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Nov 20, 2013 08:06
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IMJack posted:The Internet King? I wonder if he can provide faster nudity. Lace, the final brassiere! Oh Janeway you will always be captain of my heart!
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Nov 20, 2013 11:54
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Nov 20, 2013 12:05
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Welcome back, space girl! Charlie, those are ice cream men.
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Nov 20, 2013 15:36
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Elfface posted:Oh... I've wasted my life. Ah, videogames, what a waste of money. Now to go online and bid one thousand dollars for a set of Itchy and Scratchy corn-cob holders.
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Nov 20, 2013 16:36
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Everything Counts posted:Simpsons Quote Thread turned to hardcore porn so gradually I didn't even notice. Balzac!
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Nov 20, 2013 16:38
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Women's Rights? posted:Ah, videogames, what a waste of money. Now to go online and bid one thousand dollars for a set of Itchy and Scratchy corn-cob holders.  Duh, it's the company's fault for making you want it so much!
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Women's Rights? posted:Ah, videogames, what a waste of money. Now to go online and bid one thousand dollars for a set of Itchy and Scratchy corn-cob holders. 
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Nov 20, 2013 17:34
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Use a pen, Sideshow Dark One.
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Nov 20, 2013 17:48
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Dear 'Life in These United States,' a funny thing happened to me
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CatchrNdRy posted:Dear 'Life in These United States,' a funny thing happened to me Dear Mr. Moderator, There are too many sub forums nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot!
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Bjay9 posted:Dear Mr. Moderator, OLD GOON YELLS AT CLOUD
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CatchrNdRy posted:Dear 'Life in These United States,' a funny thing happened to me The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a t-shirt with an iron-on sporting the MAD Slogan "up with mini-skirts". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew on fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't the spices right.
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Elfface posted:Oh... I've wasted my life. I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books... and now there's only time to say  ...LIFE WELL SPENT! 
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ShaqDiesel posted:The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flak jacket, revealing a t-shirt with an iron-on sporting the MAD Slogan "up with mini-skirts". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed Charlie to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew on fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't the spices right. It was a tumultuous time for our nation: the clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. the information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. and the domestication of the dog continued unabated....
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CatchrNdRy posted:It was a tumultuous time for our nation: Sit! I said, Sit! Um, take a walk. Sniff that other dog's butt. See? He does exactly what I tell him.
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CatchrNdRy posted:and the domestication of the dog continued unabated.... 
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CatchrNdRy posted:It was a tumultuous time for our nation: Boy, the way the Bee Gees played... Movies John Travolta made... Guessing how much Elvis weighed... Those were the days! And you knew where you were then... Watching shows like Gentle Ben... Mister, we could use a man like Sheriff Lobo again! Disco Duck and Fleetwood Mac... Coming out of my eight-track... Michael Jackson still was black... those were the days! Bart was feeling mighty blue, It's a shame what school can do, For no reason here's Apu, Those were the days!
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mrfart posted:Sit! I said, Sit! Um, take a walk. Sniff that other dog's butt. See? He does exactly what I tell him. You son of a bitch. Good show!
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No dog who's German could possibly be evil.
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Writer Cath posted:No dog who's German could possibly be evil. Yeah, a dog like that you gotta feed every day.
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Deviant posted:OLD GOON YELLS AT CLOUD You know those quoting threads where two people with annoying avatars yammer back and forth? I invented those. 
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The Dark One posted:You know those quoting threads where two people with annoying avatars yammer back and forth? I invented those. That's boring. You're boring everybody! Quit boring everyone!
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Everything Counts posted:That's boring. You're boring everybody! Quit boring everyone! Let me be blunt: is there a labor crisis in America today?
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DrBouvenstein posted:Bart was feeling mighty blue, Hey, get out of our house!
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MondayHotDog posted:Let me be blunt: is there a labor crisis in America today? Come gather 'round children, it's high time ye learned, Of a hero named MondayHotDog and a devil named Burns...
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MondayHotDog posted:Let me be blunt: is there a labor crisis in America today?  What was I on!?
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Come gather 'round children, it's high time ye learned, Now do Classical Gas!
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Now do Classical Gas! WE WANT CHILLY WILLY! WE WANT CHILLY WILLY!
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Nov 21, 2013 05:53
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Root Bear posted:WE WANT CHILLY WILLY! WE WANT CHILLY WILLY! And now back to the wall. 
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Root Bear posted:WE WANT CHILLY WILLY! WE WANT CHILLY WILLY! Get to the "workin' overtime" part!!
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Skeesix posted:And now back to the wall. I'm sorry, I was counting the cocktail radishes. Now, where was I? Two... three... three radishes. Three big radishes.
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