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reitetsu
Sep 27, 2009

Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

Women's Rights? posted:

You pull them down every time. There is a 100% chance you will cause a run this way

I haven't worn pantyhose in years, and I can't say I've ever loving missed them. I have started wearing leggings when it gets cold enough, but I can put those in the wash like I can any other piece of clothing.

Can't wait until I get a job where I can ditch skirts entirely and just wear comfy pants and shorts all the time.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Has anyone ever worn actual silk ones? Are they better or worse?

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Flock of Seagulls has killed more tights than any other band in history.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pick posted:

How about Ravenous? Great movie.

We more than likely enjoy it for different reasons, but good opinion.

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

I don't have much investment in who wins or loses, I just like watching them wrassle eachother. It's nice having something you can watch with the boyfriend and both enjoy for different reasons.

One more question if you please...

Your opinion on the movie "300"?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
tooooooooooooooo gay

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I've worn silk thigh-highs, they do feel really nice. They were pretty much just a sex thing, can't speak to their durability outside of the bedroom.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

VendaGoat posted:

We more than likely enjoy it for different reasons, but good opinion.


One more question if you please...

Your opinion on the movie "300"?

Great movie if you mute it and fast forward past scenes without Spartans in them

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



Everyone this thread for a few pages has failed the bechdel test and we're all going to lose our feminism cards

Crow Jane posted:

I've worn silk thigh-highs, they do feel really nice. They were pretty much just a sex thing, can't speak to their durability outside of the bedroom.

Thigh highs are like long knee socks for me that only go up a third or so of my thigh, which is kinda awesome since you'll always see the design around the top when I wear them with a skirt, and I can wear normal leggings and pantyhose or whatever just fine

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

Espy posted:

Everyone this thread for a few pages has failed the bechdel test and we're all going to lose our feminism cards

there was also discussion of apples

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
We're openly talking to strangers about our kinks and what we find attractive. I'd say that's pretty progressive.

Dykes to Watch Out For was a pretty lovely comic, anyway.

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.

Crow Jane posted:

We're openly talking to strangers about our kinks and what we find attractive. I'd say that's pretty progressive.

Speaking of which, earlier ITT ya'll were discussing shaving and I just want to get this out there.
Maybe it's just me, but as far as I am concerned a lady needs not shave any of that poo poo. Pits, legs, cooch, I don't care. I just love me them fine lady snuggles and maybe I am just terrible but I will seriously go all Les Stroud through the deepest jungle bush and do not give a gently caress.

I guess I'm just super chill, or low effort, as a bisexual because I just like ladies as they are and don't care what they do or don't do with themselves. :shrug:

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I shave everywhere and I'm a penis owner.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



It was a joke, also apples are the same thing as men because I'm not a fan unless they're crushed up and left to rot so I can drink them

solovyov
Feb 23, 2006

LAWYER FIGHT

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

And honestly I'd expect the same weird looks if I hypothetically began discussing the artistic ins and outs of playboy cartoons or "lesbian" porn videos.

I would like to read a defense of the artistic merits of playboy cartoons and/or the scary ladies with long nails.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

solovyov posted:

I would like to read a defense of the artistic merits of playboy cartoons and/or the scary ladies with long nails.

We men could always go back to sculpting.


Our source material appears to be the same though. :haw:

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

Espy posted:

It was a joke, also apples are the same thing as men because I'm not a fan unless they're crushed up and left to rot so I can drink them

Ever had ice cider? It tastes amazing and is like 20 proof.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

t_violet posted:

Ever had ice cider? It tastes amazing and is like 20 proof.

Tell me more

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

solovyov posted:

I would like to read a defense of the artistic merits of playboy cartoons and/or the scary ladies with long nails.

playboy cartoons are basically new yorker cartoons with nudity and therefore are just as awful

lesbian porn is written and filmed by men and for men so it isn't meant to be particularly accurate or realistic of course that's also because its porn so whatever

this is all I have to say about either, sorry

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

VanSandman posted:

Tell me more

Evidently you let the apples freeze before you ferment them and that concentrates the alcohol? It's hard to find in stores but sooooo good and you get that warm alcoholic feeling instead of getting trashed.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

We're openly talking to strangers about our kinks and what we find attractive. I'd say that's pretty progressive.

Dykes to Watch Out For was a pretty lovely comic, anyway.

I'd say it's less about sex per se than the weirdass industry of women's erotica (since is it really "porn" in the traditional sense? hosed if I know)

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Pick posted:

I'd say it's less about sex per se than the weirdass industry of women's erotica (since is it really "porn" in the traditional sense? hosed if I know)

I think porn is at least honest. Most of the erotica I've encountered (admittedly not a ton) tries so hard to be something other than what it is, an excuse to talk about boning. And the creators are generally pretty incompetent at representing anything other than boning.

It's like drinks. Porn is a shot of straight liquor, erotica is a rum drink served in a coconut with tons of fruit and umbrellas. Both will get you hammered eventually, but one contains a lot more silliness.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

playboy cartoons are basically new yorker cartoons with nudity and therefore are just as awful

lesbian porn is written and filmed by men and for men so it isn't meant to be particularly accurate or realistic of course that's also because its porn so whatever

this is all I have to say about either, sorry

So all playboy cartoons, like all New Yorker toons, could be improved by replacing the caption with 'Christ, what an rear end in a top hat!'?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

VanSandman posted:

So all playboy cartoons, like all New Yorker toons, could be improved by replacing the caption with 'Christ, what an rear end in a top hat!'?

Presumably so.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

I think porn is at least honest. Most of the erotica I've encountered (admittedly not a ton) tries so hard to be something other than what it is, an excuse to talk about boning. And the creators are generally pretty incompetent at representing anything other than boning.

It's like drinks. Porn is a shot of straight liquor, erotica is a rum drink served in a coconut with tons of fruit and umbrellas. Both will get you hammered eventually, but one contains a lot more silliness.

Like that one erotica book that plagiarized an article on ferrets?

earn about ferrets!

aaaand diiickkk

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.
I just burnt my knuckle making apple pie, I blame the honeycrisps.

Pick posted:

Like that one erotica book that plagiarized an article on ferrets?

earn about ferrets!

aaaand diiickkk

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
they're basically furry dongs

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Pick posted:

they're basically furry dongs

Mine is very bouncy

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

should i get my eyebrows done

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Threading can be kinda painful depending on your pain tolerance but it's over quick enough and it's cheap and looks really nice so yea sure why not.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I need to get it done, sigh

but brows are dumb

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

what do they do to them????

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I just get mine waxed whenever I get a haircut, about every two months. It only hurts for a minute, and my whole face looks better afterwards.

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

Sabel posted:

Threading can be kinda painful depending on your pain tolerance but it's over quick enough and it's cheap and looks really nice so yea sure why not.

I learned threading from youtube videos. It's not hard and makes it easy to get a clean line.

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

eyebrows are a pain but well groomed brows improve your face by about a gajillion

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

I just get mine waxed whenever I get a haircut, about every two months. It only hurts for a minute, and my whole face looks better afterwards.

See, I just don't get my hair cut that often... and I hate doing anything I don't keep up regularly

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


If you rip out your eyebrow hairs enough times they will just stop growing back eventually. Having said that though, I think it is time I had mine done, the downy hairs are just starting to turn into visible hairs. Last time I had them done was for my wedding in 2011 though so that's doing alright I guess.

Also, on cider:

loving delicious.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Do other guys really pay much attention to eyebrows? Except for unibrows and gandalf style, I hardly notice.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

VanSandman posted:

Do other guys really pay much attention to eyebrows? Except for unibrows and gandalf style, I hardly notice.
It's for our own vanity and what we like to see in the mirror more than what other dudes or women think (but if they notice or admire that's a plus)

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe

VanSandman posted:

Do other guys really pay much attention to eyebrows? Except for unibrows and gandalf style, I hardly notice.

personally unless they've got like big old hairy things hanging in front of their eyes i don't even notice, to each their own though v0v

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Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

doesnt matter for guys aside from unibrows, in fact i find overly plucked brows on guys distracting. cant stop staring.

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