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Pick posted:They are way overpowered and super loud, warning if you live in apt. or in a neighborhood or in a city or on planet Earth. SOME PEOPLE LIKE TO NUMB THEIR SEX ORGANS OK
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Portals posted:I get the single chin hair thing too, it's on the underside of my jaw so no one else can see it but I get rid of it whenever it shows up ewwwww
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Well since we're talking sex toys.. Anyone have a suggestion for a good strap on? This would be such a good xmas present essentially for both of us, but I wanna surprise him with like the best strap on ever.
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Nov 21, 2013 23:04
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Goobish posted:Well since we're talking sex toys.. Anyone have a suggestion for a good strap on? This would be such a good xmas present essentially for both of us, but I wanna surprise him with like the best strap on ever.  http://i.imgur.com/uChYcUU.jpgPlease refer to it as "Frankie" and post a trip report.
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Nov 21, 2013 23:06
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WOw I remember that thread, and funny how I set myself up for that joke. Thank you for putting a dildo smile on my face.
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Nov 21, 2013 23:07
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I think if I ever wore a strap-on, I'd be laughing to hard to do any thrusting.
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Nov 21, 2013 23:19
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I probably have laughed during sex more than I should. It's cool to keep it lighthearted though.
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Nov 21, 2013 23:20
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Pick posted:They are way overpowered and super loud, warning if you live in apt. or in a neighborhood or in a city or on planet Earth. As someone with a hitachi that's bullshit unless you live with paper walls and must cover your shame in case someone is standing really close to your door
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Goobish posted:I probably have laughed during sex more than I should. It's cool to keep it lighthearted though. Oh yeah, absolutely. Sex can be hilarious sometimes, and that can be amazing
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Nov 21, 2013 23:23
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If you ain't laughin, your sex is boring.
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Pick you usually have good opinions but what is with your vendetta against fabulous Hitachis Do you have a glass vagina or something
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Nov 21, 2013 23:34
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Declan MacManus posted:What's the deal with arm hair I have pale skin and really thick dark hair and I've been "blessed" with a good amount of arm hair. I used to freak out about it until one day I realized no one I gave a poo poo about cared about it (and no one I have dated has cared about it) so it stopped bothering me. v  vstimulated emission fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Apr 4, 2014 |
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:Pick you usually have good opinions but what is with your vendetta against fabulous Hitachis Seriously my Hitachi knows me way better than my bf but bless him he tries.
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When giving oral sex, I sometimes feel like I have no idea what I'm doing. I'll do a thing and she'll clearly like it, but later if I try the same thing again she won't react to it. (It's probably me thinking I'm doing the same thing but am really not.) I always try my best though. 
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Nov 22, 2013 00:22
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compuserved posted:Whilst giving oral sex, I
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compuserved posted:When giving oral sex, I sometimes feel like I have no idea what I'm doing. I'll do a thing and she'll clearly like it, but later if I try the same thing again she won't react to it. (It's probably me thinking I'm doing the same thing but am really not.) Sometimes a sensitive spot will change for me. No idea why this happens but it does. It's almost like a kitty when you pet them sometimes they love it other times they smack you in the face.
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I had a knock-off Hitachi back in the day, but I didn't like how it was a big bastard that needed to be plugged into an electrical outlet. These days I still don't have a Hitachi, but it's battery-powered and waterproof sooo
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Nov 22, 2013 00:26
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Oral sex: stick your mouth on it and hope something happens
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Donkay NOoo posted:Oral sex: stick your mouth on it and hope something happens Same
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Donkay NOoo posted:Oral sex: stick your mouth on it and hope something happens The first time giving oral sex is really intimidating... like... how does it all work?? After that you just close your eyes and hope for the best.
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The clit might be your only sure bet, but I've met chicks who couldn't handle focusing soley on the clit. So yeah, hope something happens.
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Goobish posted:The clit might be your only sure bet, but I've met chicks who couldn't handle focusing soley on the clit. So yeah, hope something happens. Eventually we figured out what she likes best. Guess it can't be that bad b/c we're getting married on Saturday! 
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Nov 22, 2013 00:36
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Overshare, friend, overshare.
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Nov 22, 2013 00:38
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Also I'm late on apple chat but I really enjoy most kinds of apples, but particularly like Gala and Fuji apples.
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Congrats on marriage! May you be blessed with optimal oral sex.
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please don't have oral sex with apples
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Nov 22, 2013 00:54
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especially married apples seriously what's wrong with you
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Nov 22, 2013 00:55
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Eating a really good, juicy peach can be kind of similar to oral sex, however.
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peaches are clearly the sluts in the fruit world.
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Donkay NOoo posted:peaches are clearly the sluts in the fruit world. Just look at them
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Crow Jane posted:Eating a really good, juicy peach can be kind of similar to oral sex, however. gotta love dat peach fuzz
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Goobish posted:Congrats on marriage! May you be blessed with optimal oral sex. Thank you!
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So ladies, what are your views on manscaping? tia
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Demon Of The Fall posted:So ladies, what are your views on manscaping? tia All men should look and act like the Cho Aniki characters
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compuserved posted:gotta love dat peach fuzz Tom Robbins called the vagina "peachfish" in Still Life With Woodpecker and I almost resent how accurate that is. The first time I went down on another lady, I was so loving lost and panicky. It's like playing a piano upside down and with your face. I started measuring the gap between her knees as a hint: when she crushed my ears with her thighs, I was on the right track.
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Pochoclo posted:All men should look and act like the Cho Aniki characters I don't know what this means, I need to know if I should be shaving my balls or whatever
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Pochoclo posted:All men should look and act like the Cho Aniki characters I'm embarrassed to know what this means. Thanks, Let's Play subforum.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:I don't know what this means, I need to know if I should be shaving my balls or whatever if you're gonna be a bear then just be a bear
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Donkay NOoo posted:if you're gonna be a bear then just be a bear If you're skinny, that makes you an otter. Otters are the best thing ever. 
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Demon Of The Fall posted:So ladies, what are your views on manscaping? tia Shave your significant other's name in cursive
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