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Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Bag of Hamsters posted:

If you're skinny, that makes you an otter.

Otters are the best thing ever. :3:

perhaps a ferret. a fur covered dong. the thread comes full circle

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Donkay NOoo posted:

if you're gonna be a bear then just be a bear

that's what's up, I'll just be a nicely trimmed bear :c00l:

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Demon Of The Fall posted:

So ladies, what are your views on manscaping? tia

i prefer hella fuzzy dudes. :3:
but yeah just trim your pubes so they dont get stuck in my teeth and do nothing else and you're golden

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

Pick you usually have good opinions but what is with your vendetta against fabulous Hitachis

Do you have a glass vagina or something

i could feel a pea under fifty vaginas!!!

compuserved
Mar 20, 2006

Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3gV1sxB8TxI

quote:

Agents of the law
Luckless pedestrian
I know you're out there
With rage in your eyes and your megaphones
Saying all is forgiven
Mad Dog surrender
How can I answer
A man with my tongue can do anything

CHORUS:
I'm a PUA's son
I don't want to shoot no one
Well I ate that pussy back in Oregon
Don't take me alive
Got a case of dynamite
I could hold out here all night
Yes I ate that pussy back in Oregon
Don't take me alive

Can you hear the evil crowd
The lies and the laughter
I hear my inside
The mechanized hum of another world
Where no sun is shining
No fleshlight flashing
Here in this darkness
I know what I've done
I know all at once who I am

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Pick posted:

i could feel a pea under fifty vaginas!!!

How do you know?

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

VanSandman posted:

How do you know?

weekend at mt holyoke

Goobish
May 31, 2011

The only hair on a dude that has bothered me a lot was when I was with a guy who got pubes up the shaft. Like, how does that happen? And it was even worse when he shaved it because it was like blowing a cactus.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
I once hooked up with a super-hairy guy, it was off-putting and hot at the same time.

compuserved
Mar 20, 2006

Nap Ghost

Pick posted:

weekend at mt holyoke

Mt. Holyoke has the most gorgeous college campus I've ever seen. Their library is a freakin' castle!

Bag of Hamsters
Jul 12, 2006

Gimme yer frickin pancreas

I needs it for reasons.

Goobish posted:

The only hair on a dude that has bothered me a lot was when I was with a guy who got pubes up the shaft. Like, how does that happen? And it was even worse when he shaved it because it was like blowing a cactus.

I will say I can't keep myself from giggling when their only chest hair is a ring around the nipples.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Goobish posted:

The only hair on a dude that has bothered me a lot was when I was with a guy who got pubes up the shaft. Like, how does that happen? And it was even worse when he shaved it because it was like blowing a cactus.
Circumcision does that sometimes.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Pick posted:

weekend at mt holyoke

I came this close to going to Sarah Lawrence. I imagine I'd be a very different person today had I attended.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
i went to a ladycollege, that's why I'm so refined *shits on a nasturtium*

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Pick posted:

weekend at mt holyoke

That'll do it yeah.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

I once hooked up with a super-hairy guy, it was off-putting and hot at the same time.

2001 is a p. good movie

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
It's cold enough to wear thermal tights now and they are p comfy

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Pick posted:

i went to a ladycollege, that's why I'm so refined *shits on a nasturtium*

I went to art school, I'm so refined I'm actually pure vapor

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Crow Jane posted:

I went to art school, I'm so refined I'm actually pure vapor

That's paint fumes dear

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

I went to art school, I'm so refined I'm actually pure vapor

what kind of art?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Majored in printmaking, specialized in woodcuts. I mainly do mixed media stuff now

edit: I also had a double minor in Romantic literature and art history. I'm a pretty ridiculous human being.

Crow Jane fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Nov 22, 2013

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Crow Jane posted:

Majored in printmaking, specialized in woodcuts. I mainly do mixed media stuff now

Flash dat portfolio, yeh hunny

(This is a joke and is not to be imitated in earnest or taken seriously)

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
plenty of my STEM friends don't do STEM poo poo no mo anyway, so at least in your degree you got to have some fun and learn a skill you can practice on your own; they got "marketable" degrees they hated and abandoned

Gyre
Feb 25, 2007

Crow Jane posted:

Majored in printmaking, specialized in woodcuts.

Woodcuts are the best art, you should do them again.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Pick posted:

plenty of my STEM friends don't do STEM poo poo no mo anyway, so at least in your degree you got to have some fun and learn a skill you can practice on your own; they got "marketable" degrees they hated and abandoned
I majored in EECS like every other nerd and I love the work that I do but I hate the people and culture and almost everyone involved.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Pick posted:

plenty of my STEM friends don't do STEM poo poo no mo anyway, so at least in your degree you got to have some fun and learn a skill you can practice on your own; they got "marketable" degrees they hated and abandoned

True, and I really don't regret it. I seriously believe that the world will always need artists, though


Gyre posted:

Woodcuts are the best art, you should do them again.

I still do, just not as much as I'd like... I don't have easy access to a press and my knives are shot to poo poo

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Crow Jane posted:

True, and I really don't regret it. I seriously believe that the world will always need artists, though

im an artist :buddy:

not my job but it keeps me saner

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Pick posted:

im an artist :buddy:

All cool people are, in their own way. I do recall really liking some Aveline Vallen fanart you posted :3:

Jenner
Jun 5, 2011
Lowtax banned me because he thought I was trolling by acting really stupid. I wasn't acting.

Pick posted:

im an artist :buddy:

not my job but it keeps me saner

Drawin' all the porns.

I am a bad artist, but my sister is amazing at drawing. She was recently complaining about how writers are terrible and she should write her own poo poo.

I told her I would draw it.

We are now betting that my lovely noodle arms failart is what gets traction on the internet.

Jenner fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Nov 22, 2013

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Ladies Nerf wants you to know bows are now a girls thing: see the new Rebelle line for more.

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012

VanSandman posted:

Ladies Nerf wants you to know bows are now a girls thing: see the new Rebelle line for more.

Sounds like they're piggybacking on the publicity for the Hunger Games sequel. My friend does archery and she was telling me that after the books came out the range was flooded with preteen girls.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

Sounds like they're piggybacking on the publicity for the Hunger Games sequel. My friend does archery and she was telling me that after the books came out the place was flooded with preteen girls.

Yeah pretty much. Bows are girly now apparently. I think it's funny and cool how these things happen.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Kyudo is great. It's silly that people suddenly want to try archery because they saw a movie, but there are worse reasons to take up a hobby. Archery rules.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Fisticuffs posted:

No. Each apple seed has the genetics to make literally billions of different types of apples, most of them inedible. That's why you never see apple seeds for sale, because you don't know what you'll get when you plant an apple seed. Breeds are maintained by cloning.

What? So what the hell was Johnny Appleseed up to then? Just pranking natives and future settlers by planting horrible fruit all over the place?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Angela Christine posted:

What? So what the hell was Johnny Appleseed up to then? Just pranking natives and future settlers by planting horrible fruit all over the place?

Read Michael Pollan's The Botany of Desire, it's absolutely fascinating. There's a pretty good PBS documentary based on it as well, which contains the most adorable tulip-lovin' kooky Dutch guy ever

But yeah, IIRC most of Johnny Appleseed's apples were inedible

Rip_Van_Winkle
Jul 21, 2011

"When life gives you ghosts, you make ghost-robots"

I think this is a philosophy we can all aspire to.

Crow Jane posted:

Read Michael Pollan's The Botany of Desire, it's absolutely fascinating. There's a pretty good PBS documentary based on it as well, which contains the most adorable tulip-lovin' kooky Dutch guy ever

But yeah, IIRC most of Johnny Appleseed's apples were inedible

Don't you need to plant a branch or something to get a new apple tree and the seeds will just gently caress everything up?

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
What determines edibility in an apple anyway

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

VanSandman posted:

Ladies Nerf wants you to know bows are now a girls thing: see the new Rebelle line for more.

For some reason I thought we were talking about bows as in ribbons and I was like, yeah they always have been, unless they haven't? and I was confused

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Great thing about working in an office with artists: i am currently engaged in a drawing duel with a coworker. most of the walls in our office are painted with some bizarre whiteboard paint that you can doodle on/erase, so it's pretty much the COOLEST THING EVER

I drew a whale eating his axe-wielding warrior, so we'll see what he comes up with next :colbert:

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ZombieGravy
Feb 5, 2008

A Spider Covets posted:

Great thing about working in an office with artists: i am currently engaged in a drawing duel with a coworker. most of the walls in our office are painted with some bizarre whiteboard paint that you can doodle on/erase, so it's pretty much the COOLEST THING EVER

I drew a whale eating his axe-wielding warrior, so we'll see what he comes up with next :colbert:

I really need to find a job like this, working with cool people doing something I enjoy. Instead I'm stuck drawing photo realistic boobs in my goon cave out of boredom.

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