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Tjadeth
Sep 16, 2012

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
VOLUNTEER
:nyan:

VanSandman posted:

im a politics addict, come presidential campaign season im basically a monster hunting for a fix

More like a fake politics boy trolling for female attention

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emminou
May 25, 2006

VanSandman posted:

parliaments are a hell of a lot more entertaining than this bicameral bullshit the us pulls

nz politics are p boring, except when this happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD4ma24NfL4

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

VanSandman posted:

parliaments are a hell of a lot more entertaining than this bicameral bullshit the us pulls

yeah, parliamentary privilege rules especially because you can call people anything and you can't get sued, just ejected from the house for a while for being 'unparliamentary'. right now we have an eccentric yet savvy mining mogul who just got elected who has built a dinosaur park and intends to build a scale replica of the titanic, who hates the current government with a passion because they screwed him over when he was a party member. it's going to be a loving free-for-all, it's great

apparently calling the leader of the opposition 'electricity bill shorten' counts as parliamentary, can't wait for someone to accuse someone else of being a paedophile

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Tjadeth posted:

More like a fake politics boy trolling for female attention

gimme my fix i need it c'mon just a headline thats all i ask

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

emminou posted:

nz politics are p boring, except when this happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD4ma24NfL4

holy poo poo you live in Monty Python sketch universe, I'm jealous

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER
I don't really care about watching any kind of sport, I prefer participating :getin:
I played rugby for like 2 years until I hosed my knee up and people ask me about international teams all the time but I just have no clue

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Fruity Gordo posted:

watching sport is pretty boring, unless it's lawn bowls. playing sport rules, especially lawn bowls

Yeah, spectator sports are dull. "Those dudes sure are getting some healthy exercise. Good for them."

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
Figure skating is pretty funny because they're being really graceful but then they all have enormous asses and it just makes them look ridiculous

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
the draw behind team sports and politics is the same, tribalism

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

Figure skating is pretty funny because they're being really graceful but then they all have enormous asses and it just makes them look ridiculous

those asses are all muscle

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!

Wildlife Analysis posted:

the draw behind team sports and politics is the same, tribalism

or, you know, an overwhelming sense of anger at injustice

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Fruity Gordo posted:

or, you know, an overwhelming sense of anger at injustice

I know refs can be assholes, but this is a bit much

VanSandman posted:

those asses are all muscle

asses that are all muscle are no fun tbh

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
injustice that the loving umpire called foul on that play loving BULLSHIT

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


VanSandman posted:

Quick unscientific poll: Women of Something Awful, how do you feel about football? (US football, international football can go trip on a breeze)

US football is Nerf rugby. Take the pads off you pansies.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Wildlife Analysis posted:


asses that are all muscle are no fun tbh

I disagree but i see where you are coming from

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

VanSandman posted:

I disagree but i see where you are coming from

I'm glad we could come to a civil understanding.

womb with a view
Sep 8, 2007

Guy butts are like, all muscle. It's fascinating.

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

Angela Christine posted:

Yeah, spectator sports are dull. "Those dudes sure are getting some healthy exercise. Good for them."

keep your dumb opinions to yourself

Cobalt Chloride posted:

Guy butts are like, all muscle. It's fascinating.

Yeah, being a guy is pretty cool tbh

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Yaws posted:

keep your dumb opinions to yourself


Yeah, being a guy is pretty cool tbh

Y chromosomes :frogout: Except VanSandman, I guess he's ok.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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Shithouse Dave posted:

Y chromosomes :frogout: Except VanSandman, I guess he's ok.

I got problems but they arent related to sex or gender which is nice.

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Hey now, there are guys that don't have y chromosomes and ladies that do, let's be inclusive with our exclusion up in here

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
How about we just institute a "no jerks" policy?

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Crow Jane posted:

How about we just institute a "no jerks" policy?

no jerks or jerky

emminou
May 25, 2006

Crow Jane posted:

How about we just institute a "no jerks" policy?

i thought that was what a no men policy was :rimshot:

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

Crow Jane posted:

How about we just institute a "no jerks" policy?

sorry. I'm out.

C-SPAN Caller
Apr 21, 2010



VanSandman posted:

Quick unscientific poll: Women of Something Awful, how do you feel about football? (US football, international football can go trip on a breeze)

See avatar

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
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reminder the irc is a thing that exists

synirc
#girlz

clicky to join
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=irc.synirc.net&channel=%23girlz

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Been a while ladies. Howd the dick kicking of that one paranoid guy go?

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
chicks are so gay bro

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Finally, all the ladies are on the irc channel, so the guys can talk about lady stuff!

How do I take care of my nails? they're super nasty

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

boom boom boom posted:

Finally, all the ladies are on the irc channel, so the guys can talk about lady stuff!

How do I take care of my nails? they're super nasty

Gardeners tip, take a bar of soap and dig a lil soap under your nails. Keeps em clean.

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
i dont have bar soap i just periodically spritz hand sanitizer on my body

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




boom boom boom posted:

Finally, all the ladies are on the irc channel, so the guys can talk about lady stuff!

How do I take care of my nails? they're super nasty

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3483784

Fruity Gordo
Aug 5, 2013

Neurotic, Impotent Rage!
i cant do irc because i usually phone post on work breaks :(

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Al Borland posted:

Gardeners tip, take a bar of soap and dig a lil soap under your nails. Keeps em clean.

That's loving brilliant

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Crow Jane posted:

How about we just institute a "no jerks" policy?

what if i promise to be nice itt and only post very rarely

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

LingcodKilla posted:

That's loving brilliant

You're welcome. A tip my grandfather gave me.

ZombieGravy
Feb 5, 2008

Fruity Gordo posted:

i cant do irc because i usually phone post on work breaks :(

I'm in the UK so will most likely be in bed when all the fun is happening :(

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

i actually think it's funny when people post like a jerk. it's the internet what you tryin to prove tough guy.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Donkay NOoo posted:

i actually think it's funny when people post like a jerk. it's the internet what you tryin to prove tough guy.

How big my magnum dong is of course.

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