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Drink-Mix Man posted:Are you going to marry a carrot? Maybe I will Drink-Mix Man... Maybe I will... 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Are you going to marry a carrot? Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot. 
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Nov 26, 2013 01:28
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CatchrNdRy posted:Yes, I'm going to marry a carrot. 
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Nov 26, 2013 02:08
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I saw that report you did on Sasquatch. It was fair and even-handed.
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Nov 26, 2013 02:10
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Can't stop doing... the monkey!
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Nov 26, 2013 02:11
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Where is Ranger McFadden? 
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Nov 26, 2013 02:12
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The Dark One posted:Where is Ranger McFadden? Right here, right behind the drunk.
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Nov 26, 2013 02:16
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MondayHotDog posted:Right here, right behind the drunk. How long will it take you to flood this thread with poo poo posts again?
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Nov 26, 2013 02:32
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Bjay9 posted:How long will it take you to flood this thread with poo poo posts again? Four minutes.
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Nov 26, 2013 02:33
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MondayHotDog posted:Four minutes. Four minutes? But I want it now!
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Nov 26, 2013 02:35
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MondayHotDog posted:Four minutes. And so, one thread's brief flirtation with goldmining ended in a joyous remarriage to Lady Probation. Congratulations, Simpsons Quote thread! We wish you the very best!
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Nov 26, 2013 02:37
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Writer Cath posted:Can't stop doing... the monkey! Can't... lift arm... or speak... at... normal... rate
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Nov 26, 2013 02:46
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CatchrNdRy posted:Can't... lift arm... or speak... at... normal... rate Doctor, Ken Griffey Jr. needs to see you immediately. We think it's an overdose of nerve tonic.
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Nov 26, 2013 03:05
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MondayHotDog posted:Doctor, Ken Griffey Jr. needs to see you immediately. We think it's an overdose of nerve tonic. Kids, look in the glove compartment and hand me my braaaaaaaain medicine.
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Nov 26, 2013 03:32
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Everything Counts posted:Kids, look in the glove compartment and hand me my braaaaaaaain medicine. To post, send me your parent's braaaaaiiiinnnssss or write parent's brain in the subject column and send them to...
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Nov 26, 2013 04:05
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Bjay9 posted:And so, one thread's brief flirtation with goldmining ended in a joyous remarriage to Lady Probation. Congratulations, Simpsons Quote thread! We wish you the very best! And that was the only folly the posters of The Simpons Quote Thread ever took on. Except for the Popsicle stick skyscraper. And that 50 ft magnifying glass. ...And the escalator to nowhere.
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Bjay9 posted:And so, one thread's brief flirtation with goldmining ended in a joyous remarriage to Lady Probation. Congratulations, Simpsons Quote thread! We wish you the very best! You wasted four minutes of my life and I want them back! Oh, I'd only waste them anyway... 
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Nov 26, 2013 04:29
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Brian died on the way back to his home planet.
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CatchrNdRy posted:Can't... lift arm... or speak... at... normal... rate Every bone in my body broken... Vital organs leaking fluid... Slight headache... Loss of appetite... Catcher, I'm going to die.
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Nov 26, 2013 04:41
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Spiffster posted:To post, send me your parent's braaaaaiiiinnnssss or write parent's brain in the subject column and send them to...  BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINSSSSSSSS!!!! 
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IMJack posted:Every bone in my body broken... Just then, Sir Lancelot drove up on a white horse and saved IMJack, they got married and lived in a spaceship, the end.
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Just then, Sir Lancelot drove up on a white horse and saved IMJack, they got married and lived in a spaceship, the end. O, Princess Fair. Wouldst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?
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jscolon2.0 posted:O, Princess Fair. Wouldst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage? You got Poison to play at our wedding?
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Everything Counts posted:You got Poison to play at our wedding? Have the Rolling Stones killed.
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Nov 26, 2013 05:48
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IMJack posted:Every bone in my body broken... Oh stop talking crazy 
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Everything Counts posted:You got Poison to play at our wedding? I thought we were Quiet Riot. 
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Nov 26, 2013 07:03
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Drink-Mix Man posted:I thought we were Quiet Riot. Good night, Springton! There will be no encores.
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Nov 26, 2013 07:11
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jscolon2.0 posted:O, Princess Fair. Wouldst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage? Why'd they make that one quoter out of leather?
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IMJack posted:Every bone in my body broken... Space air, leaking in! Everyone...goggles on!
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Nov 26, 2013 12:46
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Don't thank me... thank The ROD!
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Crackerman, hide your shame!
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Crackerman, hide your shame! NOW QUICKLY, EYES TO THE FLOOR! Eyes on the floor people! ... Still on the floor.! ...Always on God's floor.
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Nov 26, 2013 16:14
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Nov 26, 2013 16:38
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Crackerman posted:OW MY rear end! Ow, my freakin' ears!
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Nov 26, 2013 16:41
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Crackerman posted:OW MY rear end! But I was using my Whole rear end... 
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Spiffster posted:But I was using my Whole rear end... I hear that guy's rear end has it's own congressman!
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Striking Yak posted:Space air, leaking in! Everyone...goggles on! My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
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Spiffster posted:NOW QUICKLY, EYES TO THE FLOOR! Eyes on the floor people! ... Still on the floor.! ...Always on God's floor. Yeah we ran out of floorboards there, so we painted the dirt. Pretty clever!
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MondayHotDog posted:You come here a minute. 
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