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MizPiz posted:I don't know if polite is the right word, he has done some dickish things as Esteban. He's at the very least good natured. I meant in the way he talks. He never, ever sounds like he's doing it intentionally and is just a confused non-English speaker trying to play along with the "rules."
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Dizz posted:Well what are they to do though? they already virtually look good and have virtual mansions, a virtual trophy wife, and virtual children. I want a hacking story that is basically this; You may ask yourself, how do I work this? You may ask yourself, where is that virtual automobile? You may tell yourself, this is not my virtual house You may tell yourself, this is not my virtual wife Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down...
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umalt posted:I want a hacking story that is basically this; You wouldn’t virtually steal a car You wouldn’t virtually steal a handbag You wouldn’t virtually steal a television You wouldn’t virtually steal a movie Virtual Piracy is a crime and if you steal I'm gonna loving wreck you c'mon buddy do it I loving dare you pussy *walks into your avatar and shoves you around*.
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D34THROW posted:I wonder if the kid was a bot. Pretty sure it was given the way it just kept repeating canned animations. EDIT: I never saw the Esteban pony video. I love how much the players joke around with him and take him in stride. It's funnier than the freak outs, really. Mokinokaro fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Nov 25, 2013 |
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The followup video is incredible as well. Esteban re-visits the ponies, but dressed up as a pony himself. Eventually one of them cottons on, and they all find it hilarious and play along. "Certainly does. Certainly doooooessss..."
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Nov 25, 2013 17:02
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Not sure if this was posted before but I love how pissed off people get from someone being able to use the knife really well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQduNN1rQrI
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Nov 26, 2013 17:57
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Reminds me of care package glitch which was easily the funniest glitch in MW2 that I had. Maybe ever. God that game was so broken on launch it was glorious 
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Nov 26, 2013 18:20
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Soulex posted:Reminds me of care package glitch which was easily the funniest glitch in MW2 that I had. Maybe ever. Was that the one where you ran faster while holding the care packing, or something else? If so, that one wasn't so much a glitch as abusing a design feature that never got patched out. I know this thread already went over the Javelin glitch but that one was my favorite. I spent more time shooting javelin glitches in order to intentionally blow up my own team. So beautiful (Basically, the Javelin glitch detonated whatever explosive you had equipped directly at your feet when you died. Javelin + Danger Close had a hilariously large explosion radius. Cue people running at you and either getting shot and blowing you up, or having them stab you in the face. Most javelin glitchers could easily have a positive K/D because of the sheer size of the explosion, which made pubbies even more mad.)
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Nov 26, 2013 18:36
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Bouchacha posted:Not sure if this was posted before but I love how pissed off people get from someone being able to use the knife really well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQduNN1rQrI It's amazing how long after everyone's figured out he's only knifing people they still run directly towards him.
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Nov 26, 2013 18:42
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He is bringing a knife to a gun fight and half the time they don't even see him behind them, do they lose hours of progress if they die to a knife?
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Ra Ra Rasputin posted:He is bringing a knife to a gun fight and half the time they don't even see him behind them, do they lose hours of progress if they die to a knife? The goal of the CoD gungame is to get kills with each weapon. When you get X number of kills with a gun you get a new shiny one. Being knifed downgrades your gun by one level.
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Nov 26, 2013 19:03
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Renegret posted:Was that the one where you ran faster while holding the care packing, or something else? If so, that one wasn't so much a glitch as abusing a design feature that never got patched out. Ra Ra Rasputin posted:He is bringing a knife to a gun fight and half the time they don't even see him behind them, do they lose hours of progress if they die to a knife? The knife sets you back to the previous weapon in the gun game. If the person knifing is really good, they can make what is normally a five to ten minute game last for around an hour.
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razorscooter posted:The care package glitch was part of some excellent Infinity Ward coding where hopping over a fence with a care package marker in MW2 would give you another care package. It worked for anything that got called in with smoke grenades, so with the right team at arbitrary points in game it would just start raining packages with random killstreak rewards nonstop. Oh yeah I remember that one. I never did it personally, but most people got so tunneled visioned with doing the glitch it was pretty easy to blow them up and steal all the packages. Personally I used the giant pile of packages as a pubbie shooting range.
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Bouchacha posted:Not sure if this was posted before but I love how pissed off people get from someone being able to use the knife really well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQduNN1rQrI Renegret posted:Was that the one where you ran faster while holding the care packing, or something else? If so, that one wasn't so much a glitch as abusing a design feature that never got patched out. razorscooter posted:The knife sets you back to the previous weapon in the gun game. If the person knifing is really good, they can make what is normally a five to ten minute game last for around an hour.  Ghostlight posted:Sometimes, you just want to watch the world desperately try to claw out 200 points alternatively threatening and begging you for an end to their misery. Ghostlight fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Nov 26, 2013 |
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Nov 26, 2013 19:30
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One person doing it with the Emergency airdrop could keep an entire supplied with care packages for the entire match. It was glorious. Or just blanket the map in care packages. Its Christmas!
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Nov 26, 2013 19:31
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Ghostlight posted:Man, people on the Xbox get really angry about a trivial number of setbacks. Somewhere, a developer for COD is gleefully knifing people again and again, rejoicing at their cries of rage.
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Renegret posted:Was that the one where you ran faster while holding the care packing, or something else? If so, that one wasn't so much a glitch as abusing a design feature that never got patched out. I hated that glitch, the radius was so large that even if you were half the street away you'd still get damaged/killed by the explosion. It was kind of funny at first but it got rinsed to the point of every game having about 2 people per team doing that.
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Nov 26, 2013 21:22
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Wait, care package knifing never got patched out?!
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Nov 26, 2013 21:27
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Not quite the same as Esteban - but also hilarious: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJzd8oLgbWY
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Nov 26, 2013 22:40
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DarkDobe posted:Not quite the same as Esteban - but also hilarious: I love the "vampire" standing in front of a huge set of windows during broad daylight
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Nov 26, 2013 22:44
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DarkDobe posted:Not quite the same as Esteban - but also hilarious: Their loving voices. I love how badly they all try to sound badass and it's clear they're scraping the bottom of their vocal range Oh god I just got to the chain smoker rasp, this is so great
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Nov 26, 2013 22:50
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DarkDobe posted:Not quite the same as Esteban - but also hilarious: I didn't know people still played Second Life. The video is hilarious, though.
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Nov 26, 2013 22:55
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This is probably Chargglez (Esteban)'s best, I don't think I've ever laughed as hard at a Youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-aWX24809E
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Bouchacha posted:This is probably Chargglez (Esteban)'s best, I don't think I've ever laughed as hard at a Youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-aWX24809E "So let me ask you this, how do you handle your pussy?" "You know, just throw it into the wind, see where it goes baby!" This is perfect.
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Bouchacha posted:This is probably Chargglez (Esteban)'s best, I don't think I've ever laughed as hard at a Youtube video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-aWX24809E I don't know how I feel about this. I feel so dirty for listening but I can't stop laughing at the same time.
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razorscooter posted:The care package glitch was part of some excellent Infinity Ward coding where hopping over a fence with a care package marker in MW2 would give you another care package. It worked for anything that got called in with smoke grenades, so with the right team at arbitrary points in game it would just start raining packages with random killstreak rewards nonstop. I always felt the care package knifing glitch was way better. You received like a 25% speed increase (which could be coupled with marathon and agility), a 25% health increase (which coupled with commando made you nigh invulnerable while teleporting through gunfire), and your character ran in a bizarre hunched over state, making you tricky to shoot or stab. A good knifer could clear out a spawn two, three times as people just spawned in around him. The amount of people yelling about hacks and telling you that they would report you or kill you... Some of the greatest games of my life.
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The big thing about gun game knifing is that some of the guns are a huge pain to get a kill with. The sniper rifles in particular are NOT well-suited to a game mode that involves frantically running around trying to get kills as quickly as possible, so when you finally get a kill with a PITA weapon it's just a huge relief. Then some rear end in a top hat stabs you and you have to go through the ordeal again... it's incredibly frustrating if you're on the receiving end. So obviously all the funnier if you're the one doing the stabbing  Ghostlight posted:They patched it so that the knife actually sets you back several weapons in Black Ops 2 now. Seriously?  right there
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All this Gun Game talk and you all forgot the best part: the final weapon is the ballistic knife which lets you lunge at enemies whenever you melee with it. Speaking of CoD game modes, once you start bankrupting people in Sticks and Stones, it quickly becomes a tomahawk festival. People don't enjoy getting ballistic knife lunged at or being stalked by a tomahawk thrower who appears on their kill cam as holding nothing because they didn't make a first person animation of someone holding a tomahawk for more than 5 seconds.
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Get Paid for Griefing So, Path of Exile is an arpg in the Diablo 2 vein, complete with hardcore mode. Like all arpgs, low level characters want to be rushed through lower level acts and will often pay people to kill act bosses for them -- there's steady trade in advertising on the in-game party browser to kill the Act 3 boss for moderate amounts of currency, depending on the world difficulty (as in Diablo 2/3, after beating the last act in a given difficulty you restart in act 1 at a higher difficulty). This grief will kill your in-game reputation, but if you don't regularly bother to kill bosses for pay then it's no great loss. Minor, effortless grief: Collect a party of people who all pay you the currency to kill the boss [sidenote: payment is always up-front in this situation, whether the boss killer is legit or not], then leave party and put them all on ignore. rear end in a top hat grief: Dominus, the Act 3 boss, has a very painful DOT that can kill you in seconds, especially if you're a bad or new player who doesn't carry a certain type of health flask. Because he's so dangerous, in a legitimate boss-kill scenario the killer will be in the instance killing him while the rushees will wait just outside a doorway where the DOT can't reach. This is a separate zone so they can't see what happens, but they still get credit for the kill if they're partied up with the person killing. You have to enter the zone after the boss is dead to talk to an npc, so after Dominus is dead the person doing the killing will give the all-clear to enter the instance. So if you're of a mind to truly gently caress over some people eager to rush, you collect the money, enter the instance, wait until Dominus throws up his DOT and say "Come on in". Naturally, you want to do this in hardcore mode. Get paid and kill off their character in the process.
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Age of Wushu is so nice for in game griefing features, you can rob people who are running carts for their guilds, light guild bases on fire, get a pet bird and throw eggs at people, spit wine on people until they get so drunk they just start constantly vomitting and you can literally hire hooligans to smash up wedding banquets. 
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Isn't Age of Wushu also the game where the devs talked about adding a mechanic that allowed you to castrate players? What ever came of that?
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Artemis J Brassnuts posted:Isn't Age of Wushu also the game where the devs talked about adding a mechanic that allowed you to castrate players? What ever came of that? I think they put it in.
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Soulex posted:I think they put it in. Can it be undone or is it permanent?
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VanSandman posted:Can it be undone or is it permanent? Try cutting your balls off and see if they grow back.
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VanSandman posted:Can it be undone or is it permanent? I think there's a way to reverse it somehow.
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Herbal Tea fixes everything
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You can chop your own balls off but not other people yet. The faction that does that is a few patches ahead in the Chinese version. The US version's release schedule is a bit slower since they have to translate everything.
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So uh..... Why would you wanna castrate yourself in a video game, exactly? 
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Ezzer posted:So uh..... Why would you wanna castrate yourself in a video game, exactly? Because China Game.
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MadBimber posted:I always felt the care package knifing glitch was way better. You received like a 25% speed increase (which could be coupled with marathon and agility), a 25% health increase (which coupled with commando made you nigh invulnerable while teleporting through gunfire), and your character ran in a bizarre hunched over state, making you tricky to shoot or stab. A good knifer could clear out a spawn two, three times as people just spawned in around him. The amount of people yelling about hacks and telling you that they would report you or kill you... Some of the greatest games of my life. I recall in MW2 you could ruin a team or FFA on Favala while using Commando pro + Extreme conditioning Pro + Tactical knife on any pistol. All you had to do was path around the map and chase people through buildings or get at them while they're aiming off. Get to the top of a building - look for victims - jump from any height and proceed to destroy them. The lunge from commando plus the quickness of the tactical knife made it a stupid quick instakill combo which when combined with Favala's tight corners made it ruinous. Pepper in rewarads like UAV and other tracking allowed it to be that much more deadly. The amount of rage chat I experienced during those times kept it alive toward the end of that game for me.
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