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CatchrNdRy posted:What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up? Do you want to change your name to Monday Jr.? The kids can call you MonJu.
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Hogburto posted:I hear digging but I don't hear chopping. You can stand there finding fault, or you can knit me some seatbelts!
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MondayHotDog posted:61, 62, 63... Actually, Monday, that's still only one. See, each pushup contains both an up and a down part.
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MondayHotDog posted:Do you want to change your name to Monday Jr.? The kids can call you MonJu. ehh I'll get back to you
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Striking Yak posted:Actually, Monday, that's still only one. See, each pushup contains both an up and a down part. Hey, Yak, in An Admin and a Goon, did you really do all those sit-ups?
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 00:34 |
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Bjay9 posted:Hey, Yak, in An Admin and a Goon, did you really do all those sit-ups? So long as there are no follow-up questions, then yes, I did.
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Striking Yak posted:Actually, Monday, that's still only one. See, each pushup contains both an up and a down part. Come on! Even my fat mama can touch her toes.
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Bjay9 posted:Hey, Yak, in An Admin and a Goon, did you really do all those sit-ups? You owe me 10 more Iroquois Twists!
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 01:41 |
jscolon2.0 posted:You owe me 10 more Iroquois Twists! Bah! I'll just pay for the blasted Liposuction!
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 01:55 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up? I'll change my name to whatever I want.... for I AM THE MAYOR OF ALBUQUERQUE!
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 01:56 |
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Jerusalem posted:I'll change my name to whatever I want.... for I AM THE MAYOR OF ALBUQUERQUE!
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 02:14 |
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Bjay9 posted:Hey, Yak, in An Admin and a Goon, did you really do all those sit-ups? They only paid me to say it once, then they doubled it up on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards.
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 02:18 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Come on! Even my fat mama can touch her toes.
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 02:47 |
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Samuel Clemens posted:There's a 4 in the morning now? Little Rascals isn't until 6.
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 03:32 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:Little Rascals isn't until 6. I know. I'm taping it.
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 03:43 |
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MondayHotDog posted:They only paid me to say it once, then they doubled it up on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards. Mep!
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 05:03 |
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Hogburto posted:You're failing, Drink-Mix. What is it about you and failure? I'm not principal of the line, Mother.
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 05:23 |
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MondayHotDog posted:I know. I'm taping it. I don't recall saying good luck.
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 05:28 |
Everything Counts posted:I'm not principal of the line, Mother. And you never will be!
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 05:34 |
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Hogburto posted:You're failing, Drink-Mix. What is it about you and failure? Uh... I lack confidence?
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 06:02 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Uh... I lack confidence? I'm jscolon2.0. You might remember me from such Goon Doctor threads as "Smoke Yourself Thin" or "Get Confident, Stupid!"
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jscolon2.0 posted:I'm jscolon2.0. You might remember me from such Goon Doctor threads as "Smoke Yourself Thin" or "Get Confident, Stupid!" Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 07:19 |
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MondayHotDog posted:I know. I'm taping it. MondayHotDog? Is Lisa at Camp Granada?
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 11:41 |
Elfface posted:MondayHotDog? Is Lisa at Camp Granada? Elfface, I've been thinking it over... Next summer, I'm getting a job!
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Spiffster posted:Elfface, I've been thinking it over... Next summer, I'm getting a job! We're all gonna die Spiffster, vv
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 16:09 |
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AngryCaterpillar posted:We're all gonna die Spiffster, vv No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 17:27 |
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Frink posted:No one who speaks German could be an evil man. Did you know that the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity? CharlieFoxtrot fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Nov 28, 2013 |
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Frink posted:No one who speaks German could be an evil man. You awful man! Stay away from this thread!
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 17:33 |
Samuel Clemens posted:You awful man! Stay away from this thread! OH I'll Stay away alright... Stay away... FOREVER
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 18:03 |
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Spiffster posted:Elfface, I've been thinking it over... Next summer, I'm getting a job! Barber or clown?
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 18:32 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Did you know that the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity? Yes! Crisitunity!
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 18:41 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Did you know that the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity? Hey, Deng Xiaoping died!
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 18:45 |
Striking Yak posted:Yes! Crisitunity! But I don't even BELIEVE in Jebus!
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 19:10 |
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Spiffster posted:OH I'll Stay away alright... Stay away... FOREVER No, that's no good. .... .... Wait! Samuel Clemens, say "Stay away from my children" again!
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 19:42 |
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Skeesix posted:Wait! Samuel Clemens, say "Stay away from my children" again! You know, Skeesix, I have a lot to say. I'm not just a one-line wonder. Did you know that a section of rain forest the size of Kansas is burned every single...
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Samuel Clemens posted:You know, Skeesix, I have a lot to say. I'm not just a one-line wonder. Did you know that a section of rain forest the size of Kansas is burned every single...
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Did you know that the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity? Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Charlie. Forfty percent of all people know that.
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 20:41 |
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Striking Yak posted:Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Charlie. Forfty percent of all people know that. I'd like to pledge you $10,000 to shut the hell up!
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Spiffster posted:Elfface, I've been thinking it over... Next summer, I'm getting a job! Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but... a little bit of my childhood had slipped away... forever...
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but... a little bit of my childhood had slipped away... forever... Drink-mix Man! What are you looking at?
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