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BooLoo posted:
it's not gender neutral, it's metrosexual
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# ? Nov 27, 2013 22:15 |
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USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:it's not gender neutral, it's metrosexual
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# ? Nov 27, 2013 23:16 |
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USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:it's not gender neutral, it's metrosexual
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# ? Nov 27, 2013 23:56 |
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so i just briefly looked at some android period tracking apps and i guess they have a point about them being gendered... this is my fav:
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 00:07 |
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also what is the purpose of tracking every single aspect/symptom of your period? is that a fertility thing?
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 00:09 |
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hey, u know what london really needs?!! another fish and chips place!
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 00:12 |
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WorkingPeer posted:also what is the purpose of tracking every single aspect/symptom of your period? is that a fertility thing? basically they're all minorly relevant to various aspects. most of these apps are just glorified journals with some low level prediction stuff
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 00:22 |
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WorkingPeer posted:hey, u know what london really needs?!! another fish and chips place! better that than yet another wanky clothes shop that sells £200 t-shirts
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 01:16 |
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oi mate. wanky fackin t shirt bollocks innit
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 01:27 |
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cor blimey pop a fishy crisper intew yer gob whydontcha
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 01:34 |
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USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:it's not gender neutral, it's metrosexual
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 01:37 |
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 02:45 |
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WorkingPeer posted:also what is the purpose of tracking every single aspect/symptom of your period? is that a fertility thing? by and large its just a journal i think. i'm not sure what my wife gets out of it except knowing when she's about to start shark week (which she dismisses anyway so idk why even bother)
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 04:37 |
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 05:55 |
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clever girl
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 05:56 |
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WorkingPeer posted:hey, u know what london really needs?!! another fish and chips place! loving hipster fucks leave fish and chips alone they're loving fine, they got it right about 150 years ago, they don't need reinventing, and you loving hoxton twats aren't going to just swan in and loving tell people they've been doing it wrong all this time also there's no such thing as "locally sourced" fish in london it's 50 miles inland and the only fish for a hundred miles in any direction are eels and you loving hipster cunts have driven all the eel shops out of business already. oh you mean you're going to buy them from billingsgate? well guess what so does every other good chippy in london, whoop-de-loving-do. oh you've locally sourced the potatoes? you mean buying them from kent like EVERY loving POTATO SOLD IN ENGLAND? HOLY loving poo poo! god the amount of trendy fish and chip shops that charge you 15 quid for a tiny, overcooked bit of loving cod in an underwhipped bit of batter and 14 anemic chips with the skins still on is beyond a loving joke, and i want everyone who owns one and everyone who has ever eaten in one to die in a massive loving fire yeah i know that's a lot of words about fatty food. everyone has to have one thing that they're willing to die for, and a good chippy is mine, even if the death is from congestive heart failure, idgaf.
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 17:09 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:underwhipped bit of batter what's this
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 17:15 |
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:what's this fish in fish and chips is fried in batter, not breadcrumbs - basically the same stuff as pancake batter but slightly thicker and obviously unsweetened. it has to be heavily whisked to get air into it, otherwise you get a hard crust rather than a light crunchy one. for some reason every single "proper" chef manages to miss that step and it just loving ruins it (alternatively they try and make a beer batter where the co2 from the beer replaces the whipping but they forget to let it stand and all that happens is all the co2 explodes out the moment it hits the oil so you're left with the same hard, stodgy crust but with the taste of stale beer too)
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 17:21 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:fish in fish and chips is fried in batter, not breadcrumbs - basically the same stuff as pancake batter but slightly thicker and obviously unsweetened. it has to be heavily whisked to get air into it, otherwise you get a hard crust rather than a light crunchy one. for some reason every single "proper" chef manages to miss that step and it just loving ruins it beer battered chicken is even better than beer battered fish
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 17:56 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:fish in fish and chips is fried in batter, not breadcrumbs - basically the same stuff as pancake batter but slightly thicker and obviously unsweetened. it has to be heavily whisked to get air into it, otherwise you get a hard crust rather than a light crunchy one. for some reason every single "proper" chef manages to miss that step and it just loving ruins it or you can use beer and vodka and soda water and a soda siphon like heston blumenthal: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr3Rrzrv8vU
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 17:59 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:fish in fish and chips is fried in batter, not breadcrumbs - basically the same stuff as pancake batter but slightly thicker and obviously unsweetened. it has to be heavily whisked to get air into it, otherwise you get a hard crust rather than a light crunchy one. for some reason every single "proper" chef manages to miss that step and it just loving ruins it Yo you're not supposed to heavily work batter that's why you're supposed to use soda water or beer, whisking a lot is the wrong thing to do.
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 17:59 |
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:Yo you're not supposed to heavily work batter that's why you're supposed to use soda water or beer, whisking a lot is the wrong thing to do. yes overworking anything with flour forms gluten which makes the batter tough/chewy and thick
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 18:03 |
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this is why you knead bread dough (strong, hearty dough, a bit of chew - stuff you want in bread) whereas you never want to knead pastry/pie dough (because you want it to be tender, and you'll also melt the little pieces of fat, taking away the flakiness)
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 18:09 |
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we have some super awesome fish n chips here on bumfuck island
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 18:27 |
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:Yo you're not supposed to heavily work batter that's why you're supposed to use soda water or beer, whisking a lot is the wrong thing to do. that's almost certainly where they're going wrong then - you don't over-work it but you do whip it a lot more than you would a pancake batter. also you always let it stand at least half an hour then whip it again quickly before you coat the fish - that's where they always go wrong with beer batter. like i say this seems to be a universal thing whenever a "proper chef" tries to make fish batter, it always comes out far too thick and stodgy. also they always overcook it but that's probably just an effect of the too-thick batter not browning properly. (e.g. look at the fish in that lovely kickstarter - looks like it's been loving breaded and toasted)
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 18:29 |
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also, why the gently caress aren't they using a pressure fryer. . . goddamn
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 20:13 |
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enotnert posted:also, why the gently caress aren't they using a pressure fryer. . . goddamn uh i think you mean a broaster
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 20:18 |
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i bet a fish corndog would be pretty tasty
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 21:57 |
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WorkingPeer posted:also what is the purpose of tracking every single aspect/symptom of your period? is that a fertility thing? it's handy to track mood and pain levels for awhile when you start new contraception to see if it's working out for you, to gauge regularity if you're not, plan beach holidays, all kinds of mundane poo poo really
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 21:59 |
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i'm glad i don't fart blood out of my frontbottom
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 22:40 |
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Dr. Honked posted:i'm glad i don't fart blood out of my frontbottom now i know why they call you doctor honked and not mister honked
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# ? Nov 28, 2013 22:51 |
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enotnert posted:also, why the gently caress aren't they using a pressure fryer. . . goddamn chippies never use pressure fryers. they use gigantic, purpose-built fryers that look like this:
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# ? Nov 29, 2013 00:02 |
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# ? Nov 29, 2013 00:13 |
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this just in, mormons are the furries of christianity
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# ? Nov 29, 2013 01:56 |
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has anyone linked this yet? http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/142892610/original-steampunk-a-poster-tribute-to-a-gaming-cl?ref=home_location
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# ? Nov 29, 2013 03:34 |
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WorkingPeer posted:or you can use beer and vodka and soda water and a soda siphon like heston blumenthal: this is the best thing about modernist cuisine X is good but nobody knows why let's investigate it scientifically cool now let's invent a repeatable process
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# ? Nov 29, 2013 08:10 |
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hubris.height posted:this just in, mormons are the furries of christianity
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# ? Nov 29, 2013 10:50 |
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bobbilljim posted:has anyone linked this yet? quote:The poster will be artisanal - No digital shenanigans here. Screenprinted using the best inks through the finest mesh stencils, because laser printers are for suckas.
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# ? Nov 29, 2013 10:52 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:loving hipster fucks leave fish and chips alone they're loving fine, they got it right about 150 years ago, they don't need reinventing, and you loving hoxton twats aren't going to just swan in and loving tell people they've been doing it wrong all this time i love it when english people get good and mad
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# ? Nov 29, 2013 11:41 |
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i always wanted a bespoke artisinal screen printed steampunk poster
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