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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

CatchrNdRy posted:

What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up?

Do you want to change your name to Monday Jr.? The kids can call you MonJu.

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Hogburto posted:

I hear digging but I don't hear chopping.

You can stand there finding fault, or you can knit me some seatbelts!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

MondayHotDog posted:

61, 62, 63...

Actually, Monday, that's still only one. See, each pushup contains both an up and a down part.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

MondayHotDog posted:

Do you want to change your name to Monday Jr.? The kids can call you MonJu.

ehh I'll get back to you

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Striking Yak posted:

Actually, Monday, that's still only one. See, each pushup contains both an up and a down part.

Hey, Yak, in An Admin and a Goon, did you really do all those sit-ups?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Bjay9 posted:

Hey, Yak, in An Admin and a Goon, did you really do all those sit-ups?

So long as there are no follow-up questions, then yes, I did.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Striking Yak posted:

Actually, Monday, that's still only one. See, each pushup contains both an up and a down part.

Come on! Even my fat mama can touch her toes.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Bjay9 posted:

Hey, Yak, in An Admin and a Goon, did you really do all those sit-ups?

You owe me 10 more Iroquois Twists!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

jscolon2.0 posted:

You owe me 10 more Iroquois Twists!

Bah! I'll just pay for the blasted Liposuction!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CatchrNdRy posted:

What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up?

I'll change my name to whatever I want.... for I AM THE MAYOR OF ALBUQUERQUE!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Jerusalem posted:

I'll change my name to whatever I want.... for I AM THE MAYOR OF ALBUQUERQUE!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Bjay9 posted:

Hey, Yak, in An Admin and a Goon, did you really do all those sit-ups?

They only paid me to say it once, then they doubled it up on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Come on! Even my fat mama can touch her toes.
You're failing, Drink-Mix. What is it about you and failure?

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Samuel Clemens posted:

There's a 4 in the morning now?

Little Rascals isn't until 6. :confused:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Little Rascals isn't until 6. :confused:

I know. I'm taping it.

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

MondayHotDog posted:

They only paid me to say it once, then they doubled it up on the soundtrack. Cheap bastards.

Mep!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Hogburto posted:

You're failing, Drink-Mix. What is it about you and failure?

I'm not principal of the line, Mother.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

I know. I'm taping it.

I don't recall saying good luck.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Everything Counts posted:

I'm not principal of the line, Mother.

And you never will be! :colbert:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Hogburto posted:

You're failing, Drink-Mix. What is it about you and failure?

Uh... I lack confidence? :shrug:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Uh... I lack confidence? :shrug:

I'm jscolon2.0. You might remember me from such Goon Doctor threads as "Smoke Yourself Thin" or "Get Confident, Stupid!"

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

jscolon2.0 posted:

I'm jscolon2.0. You might remember me from such Goon Doctor threads as "Smoke Yourself Thin" or "Get Confident, Stupid!"

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

MondayHotDog posted:

I know. I'm taping it.

MondayHotDog? Is Lisa at Camp Granada?

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Elfface posted:

MondayHotDog? Is Lisa at Camp Granada?

Elfface, I've been thinking it over... Next summer, I'm getting a job!

AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS

Spiffster posted:

Elfface, I've been thinking it over... Next summer, I'm getting a job!

We're all gonna die Spiffster, v:geno:v

Frink
Jun 17, 2005

AngryCaterpillar posted:

We're all gonna die Spiffster, v:geno:v

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Frink posted:

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

Did you know that the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?

CharlieFoxtrot fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Nov 28, 2013

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Frink posted:

No one who speaks German could be an evil man.

You awful man! Stay away from this thread!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Samuel Clemens posted:

You awful man! Stay away from this thread!

OH I'll Stay away alright... Stay away... FOREVER

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Spiffster posted:

Elfface, I've been thinking it over... Next summer, I'm getting a job!


:laffo: Barber or clown?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Did you know that the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?

Yes! Crisitunity!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Did you know that the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?

Hey, Deng Xiaoping died!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Striking Yak posted:

Yes! Crisitunity!

But I don't even BELIEVE in Jebus! :dawkins101:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Spiffster posted:

OH I'll Stay away alright... Stay away... FOREVER

No, that's no good.

.... :rant: ....

Wait! Samuel Clemens, say "Stay away from my children" again!

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

Skeesix posted:

Wait! Samuel Clemens, say "Stay away from my children" again!

You know, Skeesix, I have a lot to say. I'm not just a one-line wonder. Did you know that a section of rain forest the size of Kansas is burned every single...

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Samuel Clemens posted:

You know, Skeesix, I have a lot to say. I'm not just a one-line wonder. Did you know that a section of rain forest the size of Kansas is burned every single...

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Did you know that the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity?

Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Charlie. Forfty percent of all people know that.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Striking Yak posted:

Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Charlie. Forfty percent of all people know that.


I'd like to pledge you $10,000 to shut the hell up! :argh:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Spiffster posted:

Elfface, I've been thinking it over... Next summer, I'm getting a job!

Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but... a little bit of my childhood had slipped away... forever...

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Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it at the time, but... a little bit of my childhood had slipped away... forever...

Drink-mix Man! What are you looking at?

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