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Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?
So :burger:Chengdugoons:burger: what's up with tonight and eating ribs??

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caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer

blinkyzero posted:

I honestly don't much care about food anywhere I go. I've had a few things in China that I really liked (roast duck is admittedly amazing and there's a type of specialty noodle here in Yuyao that I love), but for the most part I'm just not interested. Trying new foods has generally always been lackluster for me because they inevitably disappoint or just seem bland, even when I know they shouldn't.

Hey you remind me of my coworkers packing instant noodles in their suit cases before going to Europe! Still cool people :waycool:

That's just a personal preference and that's fine. Some people don't care much for food/touristy things/whatever. And being a foodie/picky eater has its lows. I'm secretly snobbish about restaurants/taste, I have weird requests and have people bring generic things like noodles to me when they visit. And worst of all, I sympathize other people's food plight and needs. Packing in cooking rice wine? Belgium beer in a suit case? Lugging around 2 boxes of noodles across USA for sharing? Bringing plum sauce?

If I didn't devote so much time into food and taking food pictures and eating food, I would still be in top shape and can run for miles. And don't have to worry about health problems/gout in the future. And more time for video games too!

quote:

Obviously this has a lot to do with a frigged up palate in some way. I did read a pretty interesting article the other day that linked the development of this kind of apathy toward food with low socioeconomic status during childhood. Poor people tend to eat a lot crappy food, and consequently, when they get older, they tend to have pretty limited tastes. My family was poor as hell and Cheerios were as frequently dinner food as they were breakfast, so I wonder.

It's not just people with low socioeconomic status though. The typical neckbeard goon diet consists of Cheetos and Mountain Dew. It's hard for many people to believe but I never ever cared much about food until college. I hated Chinese food, the texture, the weird flavours, hated fish and seafood. I only wanted to play video games, work as a video game designer, loved hamburgers, cream soda, and only ate fast food. Yeah, I was a spoiled brat. It was only living on cafeteria food did I truly enjoy food when I learned cooking and my parents took me out to fine dining.

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe

synertia posted:

I thought you said 'seinfeld foreign cuisine restaurants" so nevermind.

I think you just hit on another idea for the Bloodnertia餐廳

WE CAN DO THIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSSxSmm9tFM

Then rack up debts, declare bankruptcy and roll out like The Producers of the Hong Kong restaurant industry.

Dibs on Bialystock.

hong kong divorce lunch
Sep 20, 2005
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKIN' ME THIRSTY!

Haha just a Seinfeld joke there, folks. I guess if you havent seen that episode you wouldn't get it :/

Monkey Fury
Jul 10, 2001

Tom Smykowski posted:

So :burger:Chengdugoons:burger: what's up with tonight and eating ribs??

I'm fly. I'm pilot. But seriously, ribs sound great, don't back out now, Chengoons.

Ailumao
Nov 4, 2004

I can't guys sorry :(

I'm signing over my apartment at like 7:30 and I still need to pack.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Hahahha chengdu goons. Continual failure with goon meets.

I'm just joking , you guys are a cool crowd

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug
At least Chengdu goons get to fail to meet. I have to deal with the regular, horrible expat experience when I want some Anglophone company.


What I'm saying is that everyone should work in Harbin and that it's a golden city of opportunity and in no way will Russians threaten to stab you.

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Hey cecil we are rooting for you. Toughening out in harbin for some street cred, earn your colors. Come to.East Asia.goon paradise Hong kong soon. Throw you a hero's welcome of bad dumplings dipped in.cheez whiz and make you feel welcome

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

caberham posted:

Hey cecil we are rooting for you. Toughening out in harbin for some street cred, earn your colors. Come to.East Asia.goon paradise Hong kong soon. Throw you a hero's welcome of bad dumplings dipped in.cheez whiz and make you feel welcome

Actually I was in the process of thinking about planning my spring(?) holiday (who the hell celebrates spring at the end of January?) and was thinking of either Beijing or Hong Kong.

Seriousedit: Or Chengdu. Your food sounds good.

Jimmy Little Balls
Aug 23, 2009
I would have been up for ribs if I'd seen this earlier, everyone else I know has abandoned me to go eat turkey :(

caberham
Mar 18, 2009

by Smythe
Grimey Drawer
Man you need to join wechat and the lan thread . We have a nice China goon network

Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Ceciltron posted:

Actually I was in the process of thinking about planning my spring(?) holiday (who the hell celebrates spring at the end of January?) and was thinking of either Beijing or Hong Kong.

Seriousedit: Or Chengdu. Your food sounds good.
Spring Festival spring holiday? Like Chinese New Year? Don't come to Chengdu it is a terrible empty waste land, rocked by firework explosions and haunted by the gunpowdery dust clouds left over. During the day, the streets are empty save a few market stalls selling old vegetables. At night, the few people that remain climb to their rooftops and shoot off fireworks. The expat bars are retaken by those to old or lazy to leave for better locations.

Any other time though, that's a good time.

Jimmy Little Balls posted:

I would have been up for ribs if I'd seen this earlier, everyone else I know has abandoned me to go eat turkey :(
Next (BestChinagoon) Chengdu meet, we'll post about it earlier. And we can have ribs again because we found awesome ribs. 霸王排骨 OVERLORD RIBS.

Magna Kaser posted:

I can't guys sorry :(

I'm signing over my apartment at like 7:30 and I still need to pack.
You have like 5 weeks to find a good ribs in Shanghai then I will come and heal this wound. You can take that to mean anything you'd like.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

caberham posted:

Man you need to join wechat and the lan thread . We have a nice China goon network

The wechat group is awkward and unnecessary but the LAN thread is helpful of newbies.

Facepalm Ranger
Jan 17, 2012

SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!
What is the wechat group? I should probably join it if I'm gonna be a .....chengoon

Tom Smykowski
Jan 27, 2005

What the hell is wrong with you people?
It's the chat group using the Chinese mobile app WeChat/Weixin/微信. It is where we discuss important matters too complex for GBM.

Edit: So I'm going back to America from Shanghai mid-January. I'll have like 3 weeks or so to burn before this. I'm trying to decide what to do in between Chengdu and Shanghai. Should I:

a) Go to Fujian and do Fujian things?
b) Go to Zhejiang and do Zhejiang things?
c) Stay in Chengdu and die from too many going away parties?

I've never been to Fujian or Zhejiang so I don't know what's up with those places.

Tom Smykowski fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Nov 30, 2013

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Tom Smykowski posted:

It's the chat group using the Chinese mobile app WeChat/Weixin/微信. It is where we discuss important matters too complex for GBM.

Maybe someday I'll be able to grasp the sophisticated world of strange tumblr porn and the nerd rage that comes from Skyrim. :shrug:

Be Depressive
Jul 8, 2006
"The drawings of the girls are badly proportioned and borderline pedo material. But"
Hey Chinagoons check out this cool pictorial I saw in The Atlantic.

http://www.theatlantic.com/infocus/2013/09/scenes-from-21st-century-china/100586/

Facepalm Ranger
Jan 17, 2012

SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

Tom Smykowski posted:

It's the chat group using the Chinese mobile app WeChat/Weixin/微信. It is where we discuss important matters too complex for GBM.

Right, so...how do I join it? I've had wechat for a while.

Also any guys in the UK have experience shipping large quantities of general stuff to mainland china? My girlfriend has a lot to get back, me...not so much.

gwrtheyrn
Oct 21, 2010

AYYYE DEEEEE DUBBALYOO DA-NYAAAAAH!

Facepalm Ranger posted:

Right, so...how do I join it? I've had wechat for a while.

Also any guys in the UK have experience shipping large quantities of general stuff to mainland china? My girlfriend has a lot to get back, me...not so much.

Scan QR code in OP. The scan qr code thing for wechat is under the "discover" page or something

Facepalm Ranger
Jan 17, 2012

SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

gwrtheyrn posted:

Scan QR code in OP. The scan qr code thing for wechat is under the "discover" page or something

Thanks!

Almond Crunch
Oct 29, 2005
God-damn tasty..
hey put me in the OP, OP. I am in Kunming and need goontimes.

ALSO: i've never had a smartphone before and wouldn't even know where to start; how do i smartphone here? my needs are:

join this wechat hullaballoo
draw some characters and decode the mystery
not pay 1million dollars
expedient macking on chinaladies :phone:

where do i buy this which one do i buy?!

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.
No, man...first you have to tell the story of what's up in your life that you don't even know anything about smartphones. Where you been living?

Almond Crunch
Oct 29, 2005
God-damn tasty..

ZombieParts posted:

No, man...first you have to tell the story of what's up in your life that you don't even know anything about smartphones. Where you been living?

i mean in russia but me not having a smartphone is more about cognizance of my own inability to not lose valuable things than it is about where i have been living.

I mean i've had my first phone for about 5 years now and never lost it but i've upgraded like two or three times and always lost my new phones within weeks. it recalls an incident in 3rd grade where i got a sweet new watch which was quickly lost; My parents (as was I) were really confused how i lost something which is literally strapped to my arm but you know these things happen :iiam:

GuestBob
Nov 27, 2005

I still have a feature phone.

I used to have one that you could get the radio on too. That was handy in the UK, less so in China.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Why? They have radio stations in China as well.

blinkyzero
Oct 15, 2012

MeramJert posted:

Why? They have radio stations in China as well.

And at some point in the day, each and every one is guaranteed to play that Celine Dion song from Titanic.

GuestBob
Nov 27, 2005

MeramJert posted:

Why? They have radio stations in China as well.

I can't walk backwards.

Be Depressive
Jul 8, 2006
"The drawings of the girls are badly proportioned and borderline pedo material. But"

MeramJert posted:

Why? They have radio stations in China as well.

Yeah but they're all that weird gravel-voiced dude.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

GuestBob posted:

I can't walk backwards.

I was walking in a park the other day and there was an old man elaborately walking backwards along the path. Why was this. I don't understand.

Jimmy Little Balls
Aug 23, 2009
I lost my phone at the weekend so now I get to spend this afternoon following one of my students around phone shops like a little lost puppy whilst he shouts at sales assistants

Pro-PRC Laowai
Sep 30, 2004

by toby

Jimmy Little Balls posted:

I lost my phone at the weekend so now I get to spend this afternoon following one of my students around phone shops like a little lost puppy whilst he shouts at sales assistants

Why? You could literally get this done in about 5 minutes online, get a better price, and have it in your hands tomorrow.

GuestBob
Nov 27, 2005

Colleague just got back from a pomp and circumstance trip to the UK and Germany with the President of the university and some other senior buggers, one of whom mandated that a kettle be brought so they could boil water in the airport.

Apparently this activity attracted other Chinese people who marvelled at the ways of the seasoned travellers.

GuestBob
Nov 27, 2005

Jimmy Little Balls posted:

I lost my phone at the weekend so now I get to spend this afternoon following one of my students around phone shops like a little lost puppy whilst he shouts at sales assistants

Don't do things like this with your students.

Pompous comments!

GuestBob fucked around with this message at 06:24 on Dec 3, 2013

Almond Crunch
Oct 29, 2005
God-damn tasty..

Pro-PRC Laowai posted:

Why? You could literally get this done in about 5 minutes online, get a better price, and have it in your hands tomorrow.

you dont say

GuestBob
Nov 27, 2005

Ceciltron posted:

I was walking in a park the other day and there was an old man elaborately walking backwards along the path. Why was this. I don't understand.

He was attempting to attract a mate.

He was signaling to others that a foreigner was nearby.

He was recruiting for the F-Gong.

blinkyzero
Oct 15, 2012

Pro-PRC Laowai posted:

Why? You could literally get this done in about 5 minutes online, get a better price, and have it in your hands tomorrow.

I was going to say this would be a challenge if you can't speak or read Chinese well or at all, but with all the Taobao agents, even that's probably not true.

ZombieParts
Jul 18, 2009

ASK ME ABOUT VISITING PROSTITUTES IN CHINA AND FEELING NO SHAME. MY FRIEND IS SERIOUSLY THE (PATHETIC) YODA OF PAYING WOMEN TO TOUCH HIS (AND MY) DICK. THEY WOULDN'T DO IT OTHERWISE.

Almond Crunch posted:

i mean in russia but me not having a smartphone is more about cognizance of my own inability to not lose valuable things than it is about where i have been living.

I mean i've had my first phone for about 5 years now and never lost it but i've upgraded like two or three times and always lost my new phones within weeks. it recalls an incident in 3rd grade where i got a sweet new watch which was quickly lost; My parents (as was I) were really confused how i lost something which is literally strapped to my arm but you know these things happen :iiam:

I was just asking. I lived at the edge of Borneo at one point and having a nice ANYTHING was impossible. Monkeys.

Android(Samsung) or Apple(Iphone) work just fine in China. Chinese brand phones are pretty solid and i know people that have Xiaomi and Huawei that work really well. Those are Android phones. Just head online and look at them.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

Did monkeys in Borneo steal everything? I have heard that monkeys are really clever thieves. Also they pee everywhere? Did they pee on your phone?

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Almond Crunch
Oct 29, 2005
God-damn tasty..

ZombieParts posted:

I was just asking. I lived at the edge of Borneo at one point and having a nice ANYTHING was impossible. Monkeys.

Android(Samsung) or Apple(Iphone) work just fine in China. Chinese brand phones are pretty solid and i know people that have Xiaomi and Huawei that work really well. Those are Android phones. Just head online and look at them.

Whoa whoa whoa this seems a bit deceptive in its simplicity; i've been reading goonscripts about frequencies and unlocking and spies in my phone; is it really this simple? Shouldn't I be looking for version x004294 of the Lichtenstein release of the 2008 Samsung or whatever?

Also am I really the only KunmingGoon? Why on earth would someone go to notkunming China?

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