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Fabulist posted:/\ /\ /\ You don't drag it across their skin like you're trying to flay them, c'mon. i'm not judging (explicitly) or anything, i am just terrified of saws and saw type objects because i was raised on horror films
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Black Friday shopping yall (I'm shopping in spirit from my warm and toasty bed)
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Declan MacManus posted:i'm not judging (explicitly) or anything, i am just terrified of saws and saw type objects because i was raised on horror films if you've ever had someone with long fingernails tap them down your arm, it's like that except the nails are lighter and smaller. there's zero chance of cutting yourself on one of those wheels, trust me but fair deuce about being afraid of stuff, i get nauseous upon the sight of a clown just because i watched It when i was too young
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Nov 29, 2013 16:08
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My turkey. Very happy with the taste and visual results.
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i refuse to believe that you cooked that turkey in that kitchen bc that stovetop has like no mess on it YOU FREAK
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Nov 29, 2013 17:11
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it's not cooking unless you're screaming and there's flour everywhere and you're pushing people out of the way and you're berating yourself for being too dumb to just make a stupid loving bechamel how hard is it seriously french peasants did it every day for hundreds of years
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Nov 29, 2013 17:13
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Fruity Gordo posted:i refuse to believe that you cooked that turkey in that kitchen bc that stovetop has like no mess on it YOU FREAK Lol, I actually think my stove top is kinda gross right now and needs a really good cleaning but I don't got the time with all the manly man things I need to do.
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Nov 29, 2013 17:16
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The Webcomic Oh Joy Sex Toy will not steer you wrong. I know this because they recced the Hitachi Magic Wand vibe. All hail the mighty Hitachi. Re sewing machines, nobody can buy a sewing machine for anybody else. It's even more personal than a vibrator. But if you try, go to a local sewing machine store and ask to see their trade-ins. Much higher value for money. If you're obsessive (hi, I own two machines and a serger) you will eventually want a Singer Featherweight, the God of straight-stitch machines.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:The Webcomic Oh Joy Sex Toy will not steer you wrong. I know this because they recced the Hitachi Magic Wand vibe. All hail the mighty Hitachi. why does everyone like this horrible-rear end vibe?!!?!
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Nov 29, 2013 19:09
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Fruity Gordo posted:i refuse to believe that you cooked that turkey in that kitchen bc that stovetop has like no mess on it YOU FREAK who preps their food on the stovetop?
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Nov 29, 2013 19:09
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Pick posted:why does everyone like this horrible-rear end vibe?!!?! Because it will knock you through a concrete block wall, that's why.
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Nov 29, 2013 19:12
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Crow Jane posted:I wear 'em without underwear because I'm dating a leg fetishist who is always willing to buy me more pairs. Plus, no panty lines, and it's nice to feel the breeze on your nethers. I have heard good things re: healthy relationships with fetishists
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Whoops 83 pages
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Nov 29, 2013 19:17
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Uh be safe and don't get tetanus or anything
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Pick posted:why does everyone like this horrible-rear end vibe?!!?! I'm assuming they have like, a big callus on their clit or something. I don't know.
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Nov 29, 2013 20:47
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Pick posted:why does everyone like this horrible-rear end vibe?!!?! if it makes you feel any better, I'm completely indifferent about it, leaning towards being frightened at the thought of a sex toy made by a company that also produces kitchen appliances and nail guns.
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Nov 29, 2013 20:58
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:if it makes you feel any better, I'm completely indifferent about it, leaning towards being frightened at the thought of a sex toy made by a company that also produces kitchen appliances and nail guns.  The Vagina Mangler 5000
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Pick posted:why does everyone like this horrible-rear end vibe?!!?! god pick you are so weird i swear
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Nov 29, 2013 21:27
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:if it makes you feel any better, I'm completely indifferent about it, leaning towards being frightened at the thought of a sex toy made by a company that also produces kitchen appliances and nail guns. Hard drives, fork lifts and trucks too. Pretty much anything.
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Nov 29, 2013 21:36
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The cheapo silver bullet vibrators loving suck. They're noisy as all hell, which annoys me. The best vibrator I tried is ironically a prostate stimulator thingy I had bought for my partner (who loved it). It's super-silent and the speed is adjustable via button (hate knobs) and pretty drat good. It's rubber, though, but I put a condom on it.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:if it makes you feel any better, I'm completely indifferent about it, leaning towards being frightened at the thought of a sex toy made by a company that also produces kitchen appliances and nail guns. ngl, when I needed a nail gun I picked Hitachi over Paslode due to experience with the quality of the vibe (1998 and still going strong).
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Nov 29, 2013 22:13
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i have a tender delicate shrinking violet of a vagina and am intimidated by this discussion
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Avshalom posted:i have a tender delicate shrinking violet of a vagina and am intimidated by this discussion
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Didn't this website do reviews of some sex toys a while back? Maybe some goonettes can review them
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Avshalom posted:i have a tender delicate shrinking violet of a vagina and am intimidated by this discussion I have a whole bunch of absolutely useless-to-me vibrators I could pass on ... except used vibrators, man, gross. Even in the Bay Area you can't recycle those. hasty edit: Anybody who PMs me about them will get ignored so hard it will knock your naughty bits into next year.
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Noblesse Obliged posted:a bunch of goon ladies gonna end up like this my friend gave me a 6 foot tall poster of that
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Arsenic Lupin posted:I have a whole bunch of absolutely useless-to-me vibrators I could pass on ... except used vibrators, man, gross. That's it. I'm out.
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hey ladies been gone for 300 posts. all i have read is select posts from this page. are you talking about a vaginal flaying beast or something??? fill me in with your best guess ----------------
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Nov 29, 2013 23:52
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A Spider Covets posted:are you talking about a vaginal flaying beast or something???
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Nov 29, 2013 23:56
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lol used dildo chat
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Nov 29, 2013 23:59
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Conquistador posted:lol used dildo chat shut up pedophile defender
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A lady at the checkout stand complimented my nail polish today
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:shut up pedophile defender somebody had to
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Sabel posted:A lady at the checkout stand complimented my nail polish today A homeless man winked at me today which is more or less the same thing I think
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Sabel posted:A lady at the checkout stand complimented my nail polish today Score! (high-fives) Where I live, it is routine for women to compliment other women (strangers) on the street without hitting on them. Just "Great dress!" "Thank you!" (both parties walk on very fast to make it clear no social contact was intended) I think it's a nice custom. Do they do it where other goons live?
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Score! (high-fives) i think the people are nicer where you live than i live
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Where I live, it is routine for women to compliment other women
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Score! (high-fives) Nope  That sounds pretty cool though, where do you live?
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San Francisco Bay Area (where even tubby middle-aged ladies get compliments).
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