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Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Score! (high-fives)

Where I live, it is routine for women to compliment other women (strangers) on the street without hitting on them. Just "Great dress!" "Thank you!" (both parties walk on very fast to make it clear no social contact was intended) I think it's a nice custom. Do they do it where other goons live?

Yeah, same thing around here. It's really nice and can make your day a little brighter no matter which side of the exchange you're on. Smiling is good and people should do it more.

It's also a great way to find a good local hair/nail salon or cool little boutique.

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Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
My wife gets compliments from guys sitting outside the gay bar she walks past in order to get to work.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

GrrrlSweatshirt posted:

A homeless man winked at me today which is more or less the same thing I think

homeless people are the best, when they don't have extreme mental illness that is

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


Avshalom posted:

you got it

drat this thread went places

Also for the ladies talkin' bout dildos, I just got one of those silicon fancy ones for the first time. TMI tip if you're interested: make sure you buy lube with it, even if you have a young spring of a vagina.



re:compliments - it's cool as long as they don't have a creepy smile or are icky

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

Captain Candiru
Nov 9, 2006

These hips don't lye
Just don't buy jelly dildos.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Arsenic Lupin posted:

San Francisco Bay Area (where even tubby middle-aged ladies get compliments).

Bay Area best area. Our cougar population is out of control though.

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Score! (high-fives)

Where I live, it is routine for women to compliment other women (strangers) on the street without hitting on them. Just "Great dress!" "Thank you!" (both parties walk on very fast to make it clear no social contact was intended) I think it's a nice custom. Do they do it where other goons live?

They do it here. Or at least I get compliments on my shoes a lot. (I think most of them are legit although one lady in her fifties told me confidentially that when she was growing up, they used to call shoes like mine titty dancer shoes. She was real pleasant about it tho', not in a snarky "bless your heart" sort of way at all)

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Score! (high-fives)

Where I live, it is routine for women to compliment other women (strangers) on the street without hitting on them. Just "Great dress!" "Thank you!" (both parties walk on very fast to make it clear no social contact was intended) I think it's a nice custom. Do they do it where other goons live?

I live in a big rear end city. If someone compliments you on the street, they're probably gonna mug you or scam you or something. No one is nice on the streets. Everyone is angry and scowling and hurrying everywhere.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Pochoclo posted:

I live in a big rear end city. If someone compliments you on the street, they're probably gonna mug you or scam you or something. No one is nice on the streets. Everyone is angry and scowling and hurrying everywhere.

What's it like living in Taxi Driver?

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Captain Backslap posted:

Just don't buy jelly dildos.

Yeah, because if you put salt on them, they might not dissolve.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Pochoclo posted:

I live in a big rear end city. If someone compliments you on the street, they're probably gonna mug you or scam you or something. No one is nice on the streets. Everyone is angry and scowling and hurrying everywhere.

what city do you live in

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

Wildlife Analysis posted:

what city do you live in

From the sound of things, I'd say Dickensian London, New York in The Hudsucker Proxy, or a Charlie Chaplin film set

Wolvorine
Nov 15, 2011

I am not drawing that.

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Yeah, because if you put salt on them, they might not dissolve.

:golfclap:

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I will make it work

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

A Spider Covets posted:

drat this thread went places

Also for the ladies talkin' bout dildos, I just got one of those silicon fancy ones for the first time. TMI tip if you're interested: make sure you buy lube with it, even if you have a young spring of a vagina.



re:compliments - it's cool as long as they don't have a creepy smile or are icky

make sure to use water based lube, silicone based will make the toy all weird and hosed up and melty and poo poo


e: here is a nice video about it :3:
http://vimeo.com/67379392

stimulated emission fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Nov 30, 2013

ZombieGravy
Feb 5, 2008

The most I get compliments wise in my area is people grabbing my arm and saying "Are your tattoos real?" For some reason people think it is OK to grab you and stroke you if you have tattoos.

Re dildo chat. If you have piercings down there do not use one of those metal bullet vibes, the whole street will know your shame.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Wildlife Analysis posted:

what city do you live in

Buenos Aires
Seriously everyone is drat angry all the time and no one really talks to strangers, it's unthinkable

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Pochoclo posted:

Buenos Aires
Seriously everyone is drat angry all the time and no one really talks to strangers, it's unthinkable

gently caress off.

shut Up

fucker idiot.

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Pochoclo posted:

Buenos Aires
Seriously everyone is drat angry all the time and no one really talks to strangers, it's unthinkable

is buenos aires as full of white people as it is portrayed in the movie Starship Troopers?
i always thought that was really strange

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Pochoclo posted:

Buenos Aires
Seriously everyone is drat angry all the time and no one really talks to strangers, it's unthinkable

tony bourdain lied to me

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Chiba City Blues posted:

is buenos aires as full of white people as it is portrayed in the movie Starship Troopers?
i always thought that was really strange

argentina is very white

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Conquistador posted:

argentina is very white

"The racial makeup of the city is 88.9% White, 7% Mestizo, 2% Asian and 1% Black."

wow, i seriously had no idea :negative:
i thought the director/casting people just wanted to whitewash poo poo or something

Tom Brady
Oct 17, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Chiba City Blues posted:

"The racial makeup of the city is 88.9% White, 7% Mestizo, 2% Asian and 1% Black."

wow, i seriously had no idea :negative:
i thought the director/casting people just wanted to whitewash poo poo or something

yeah, the irony of coming from (probably?) the whitest city in south america and coming to the USA and being looked at as spics was not lost on my family

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Didn't this website do reviews of some sex toys a while back? Maybe some goonettes can review them

Not so much a review as a cautionary tale, Horrifying Sex Toys from Beyond: http://www.somethingawful.com/horrors-of-porn/horrible-adult-toys/

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

guffawed @ entry #1 a fuckin venus fly trap sex toy

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Donkay NOoo posted:

guffawed @ entry #1 a fuckin venus fly trap sex toy

how is...
:stare:

How is something like this "used" per se?

Does the woman need Gills in her lady parts?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
The toys in that article are terrifying, but not as terrifying as the fact that DealExtreme sells sex toys. They probably turn lady parts green

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
I'm surprised there haven't been more sex toy related deaths on the Internet to be honest, given people's tendency to push things to extremes a la mr hands

I guess most people just end up embarrassed in the ER when something gets stuck. Although I swear I read an article that may or may not have been true about a guy who perforated his bowel with a very large dildo and essentially ended up disabled

Bodies are tough but, like, within reason

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
a homeless man yelled YUMMY at me the other night

i was quite aroused

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

I'm surprised there haven't been more sex toy related deaths on the Internet to be honest, given people's tendency to push things to extremes a la mr hands

I guess most people just end up embarrassed in the ER when something gets stuck. Although I swear I read an article that may or may not have been true about a guy who perforated his bowel with a very large dildo and essentially ended up disabled

Bodies are tough but, like, within reason

i'm gonna guess you never read the old EMT thread :sweatdrop:

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
A construction worker once whistled "99 Luftballoons" at me as I walked by the site. Didn't know what to make of it, but decided to take it as a compliment.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Crow Jane posted:

A construction worker once whistled "99 Luftballoons" at me as I walked by the site. Didn't know what to make of it, but decided to take it as a compliment.

maybe he was saying you're hot like the temperatures produced in a global thermonuclear war

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
my favourite was a crazy old hobo who yelled at my mother and i "I'M GONNA GET YOUSE BOTH PREGNANT WHEN YOU'RE READY!"

very considerate of him, in all honesty

ZombieGravy
Feb 5, 2008

An old guy once stopped his car, shook his head at me, then he drove off.

I have no idea.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

rocketpig posted:

An old guy once stopped his car, shook his head at me, then he drove off.

I have no idea.
haha that actually happened to me the other day

he was wearing a yarmulke so idk if my dress wasn't up to orthodox standards that day or what (it wasn't)

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Avshalom posted:

my favourite was a crazy old hobo who yelled at my mother and i "I'M GONNA GET YOUSE BOTH PREGNANT WHEN YOU'RE READY!"

very considerate of him, in all honesty

We have a crazy guy in my neighborhood who walks around screaming the n word. He's obviously schizophrenic and has been around for years. We call him crazy mike. I always seem to run into him after dark when no ones around. I've never heard of him attacking anyone but I don't really want to be the first person he stabs if that is an eventuality. He usually just screams something like "WHITE N*****R BITCH GIVE ME MY MONEY" at me or just the n bomb over and over again but he's like a neighborhood fixture at this point

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
my mom always asks me to re-explain bronies because she thinks it's so funny

augh

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

We have a crazy guy in my neighborhood who walks around screaming the n word. He's obviously schizophrenic and has been around for years. We call him crazy mike. I always seem to run into him after dark when no ones around. I've never heard of him attacking anyone but I don't really want to be the first person he stabs if that is an eventuality. He usually just screams something like "WHITE N*****R BITCH GIVE ME MY MONEY" at me or just the n bomb over and over again but he's like a neighborhood fixture at this point

Ha, my friends and I call him Marathon Man, because some of them saw him smearing soft serve ice cream all over his face while sitting on a curb watching the marathon go by.

He's certainly startling, but he's mostly harmless.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Crow Jane posted:

Ha, my friends and I call him Marathon Man, because some of them saw him smearing soft serve ice cream all over his face while sitting on a curb watching the marathon go by.

He's certainly startling, but he's mostly harmless.

Does it make you and your group of friends feel better about your lovely lives by laughing at a homeless guy that is also mentally unstable?

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Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

when I was 12 at the library an old man said I was beautiful and kept staring at me and then chased me when I tried to run away. then acted like he never saw me when i hid behind my mom.

prob the reason i have a bitchy resting face

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