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C'mon Katia get out of the rain. Go hunt down vampire lady or something.
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I only see one undead stranger, the other appears to be a normal adult human.
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Nov 10, 2013 16:56
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That's a huge continuity gaffe, but it's probably not too late to go back and fix it.
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Nov 10, 2013 16:57
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So, how long until the Oblivion Crisis starts?
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Nov 10, 2013 17:41
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I thought this takes place after Oblivion.
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Nov 10, 2013 17:47
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HardDisk posted:So, how long until the Oblivion Crisis starts?
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Red Metal posted:I thought this takes place after Oblivion. It's called "Prequel."
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Nov 10, 2013 17:50
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Red Metal posted:I thought this takes place after Oblivion. Katia is in the town that burns to the ground in the event that sets off the Oblivion Crisis. But I suspect we won't see it, because my gut feeling is that the comic will end with that.
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Nov 10, 2013 18:26
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Bobulus posted:But I suspect we won't see it, because my gut feeling is that the comic will end with that. I can't imagine the comic ending any other way than getting locked in a dungeon in the Imperial City with a grouchy dark elf.
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Nov 10, 2013 18:38
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I hope it ends that way as well, but I have the feeling that so little happened so far in the comic. Maybe I'm feeling that way because the updates are slow as gently caress, I don't know. I expect to see more of Cyrodill before Katia somehow lands both her rear end and that Dunmer's rear end in the Imperial City prison.
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My goal to get out faster updates through collaboration was impeded by getting sick for two weeks. I'll try to catch up, since you're definitely right that I've been moving way too slowly. Blackheart posted:I only see one undead stranger, the other appears to be a normal adult human. Bongo Bill posted:That's a huge continuity gaffe, but it's probably not too late to go back and fix it. You have to take it as a general statement. "Undead strangers high five", kind of like "cheetahs run 70 MPH". You can say it with regard to a cheetah without implying there is more than one cheetah present. Really I don't know why you would jump to the illogical conclusion that there was more than one undead person in that panel. The assertion is frankly preposterous and completely unfounded.
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Kazerad posted:You have to take it as a general statement. "Undead strangers high five", kind of like "cheetahs run 70 MPH". You can say it with regard to a cheetah without implying there is more than one cheetah present.  But the problem with your statements though is that, rather than being partially false, it is now wholly false. For, I see a person with deformed teeth, standing on a wall, giving comfort to a mysteriously lazy Kavatchian guard. And I see a ghost. Neither Nah or the Ghost are undead. One is alive, as per virtue of not being a vampire. The other is a ghost. Everybody knows that to be a ghost you must be dead. However, everybody knows that a person has to have a corporeal form in order to be alive. Therefore a ghost is merely dead since it is just a soul inhabiting plane of exsistence which was formally occupying a body. If this soul returned to it's body then it could be formally deceased or 'undead' or even if the body returned to life without a soul (e.g. Zombies, Spooky Skeletons, and Vampires). But in the event that you titled 'Undead Strangers High-Five' the Ghost is high-fiveing a human (AKA not-a-vampire) while still in his non-corporeal form. So in conclusion, you should have called the event 'a Ghost and a Stranger High-Five'. Just like how this comic calls it a 'Ghost Blow Job!' rather than a 'Undead Blow Job!'  
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Nov 10, 2013 23:54
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New update! That ghost is either about to drop some motivation on Katia or get depressed.
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I am not quite sure, but I think that's a  on that there ghost's face.
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Nov 23, 2013 22:09
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We may just well find out if a ghost can be bored to death.
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I feel like this is going to be the thing that pushes the ghost over the edge into poltergeist-insanity.
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New update. I like how his story about Vivec makes as much sense as any of the other tales about Vivec. But I guess he wasn't the one that penned the Sermons, not insane enough storytelling.
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Iced Cocoa posted:But I guess he wasn't the one that penned the Sermons, not insane enough storytelling. When you're writing for children you have to tone things down and make them easily understandable.
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Iced Cocoa posted:New update. I see Vivec is Vin Diesel. Wait, that actually makes sense, considering Diesel's D&D character was a
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The Ancestral Guardian is Cave Johnson.
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Why is some idiot in the command thread telling everyone to eat everything? Edit: Also, for some content, glad to see the sign thing coming back. Wonder how this one'll go horribly wrong.
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Of all the stupid mods people create for the elder scrolls games, I'm surprised I've never seen the only one worth making: A Dwemer Corvette.
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Young Freud posted:I see Vivec is Vin Diesel. Pretty sure he'd be an Ayleid in TES.
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I like that the story has a good moral for all people, young and old, dunmer and otherwise. The moral is "Be Vivec."
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The moral of the story is that the mortals exist only to be acted upon by makers, and only in that action do their lives have any purpose or meaning. So shut up, hope one of them comes along soon, and does something to you - or your one and only shot at mattering is gone for-loving-ever, little squib. It's CHIM all the way down
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Yeah, so, could we just dump Katia and focus on Vivec from now on?
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Sadly, no, the Nerevarine killed Vivec.
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Volmarias posted:Sadly, no, the Nerevarine killed Vivec. Or didn't kill Vivec. It depends on the timeline. Vivec's probably pretty dead, though. Almalexia and Sotha Sil are incredibly dead.
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I don't remember clearly, but wasn't Vivec mostly de-powered, then put on trial with Azura herself as a witness, where he still managed to steal the show and go all "YOU FUCKERS CAN'T JUDGE ME, gently caress YOUUUUUUUUU" then escaped with a smokebomb, or something like that? It's what Vivec would do at least.
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Blackheart posted:I don't remember clearly, but wasn't Vivec mostly de-powered, then put on trial with Azura herself as a witness, where he still managed to steal the show and go all "YOU FUCKERS CAN'T JUDGE ME, gently caress YOUUUUUUUUU" then escaped with a smokebomb, or something like that? I don't remember anything after the de-powered, but it's entirely possible. He was going to die at some point anyway after the Heart of Lorkhan was destroyed, though.
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Blackheart posted:I don't remember clearly, but wasn't Vivec mostly de-powered, then put on trial with Azura herself as a witness, where he still managed to steal the show and go all "YOU FUCKERS CAN'T JUDGE ME, gently caress YOUUUUUUUUU" then escaped with a smokebomb, or something like that? That's something that happened on the Beth forums. http://www.imperial-library.info/content/trial-vivec
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I wouldn't be surprised to learn that this is an actual removed Sermon.
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Reading ES lore is always the weirdest thing. Because everything in it is the weirdest thing.
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Most given Michael Kirkbride TES stories can be summed up as "this boring poo poo happened THEN VEHK SHOWED UP AND DID SOMETHING COOL AND BEAT EVERYONE" to begin with, the car isn't even much of a jump.
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I've never played any Elder Scrolls game, but I just caught up on the comic and it's adorable!  Can't wait to see more!
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Rose Spirit posted:I've never played any Elder Scrolls game, but I just caught up on the comic and it's adorable! All you need to know right now is that the town that she's in right now is going to burn. Literally, when you play Oblivion (which takes place chronologically just after Prequel) when you walk up to Kvatch it's literally on fire and completely destroyed. Albeit seemingly due to a daedric (aka: demonic) invasion, though I wouldn't be suprised if Kaz gives us an alternate reason how. ... and you can find a still breathing Sigrid outside, along with the rest of the refugees. Adeline Weishaupt fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Dec 14, 2013 |
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Redeye Flight posted:Or didn't kill Vivec. It depends on the timeline. Blackheart posted:I don't remember clearly, but wasn't Vivec mostly de-powered, then put on trial with Azura herself as a witness, where he still managed to steal the show and go all "YOU FUCKERS CAN'T JUDGE ME, gently caress YOUUUUUUUUU" then escaped with a smokebomb, or something like that? It was basically all of the above. To be fair, this has happened before. It's sort of a thing in Elder Scrolls lore where multiple contradictory things all happen at the same time. Literally every Daggerfall ending occurred, after all. As for Vivec, his whole thing is that, way back, when he was still kicking rear end and doing his thing, he was a player character, which in turn meant he had access to the game/mod editor, and just cheated constantly using it.
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This has the side effect of making playing the game on the PC the One True Way to CHIM. You aren't really a hero if you play it on your xbox 
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Those who haven't played Oblivion may wish to follow Lizard Wizard's excellent You... I've seen you. Let me play Oblivion thread.
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