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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

jscolon2.0 posted:

Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?

Luckily Jerusalem was an orphan owned by Something Awful.

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Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Jerusalem posted:

I'll do it for Yoda.... and all the other puppets!

Dad, what's a "muppet?"

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Everything Counts posted:

Ooh, oatmeal! What a delightful treat! Awww, there's a bug in it.
Ooooh. Sweet, nourishing gruel.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Everything Counts posted:

Dad, what's a "muppet?"

I'm not your mommy, Everything Counts :rolleyes:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Jerusalem posted:

I'm not your mommy, Everything Counts :rolleyes:

Nice gang tag, Jerusalem! Did your mommy buy it for ya? :smug:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?

I was the tough kid, Smelly.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I was the tough kid, Smelly.

William Faulkner could write an exhaust pipe gag that would really make you think.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I was the tough kid, Smelly.

I call the big one Bitey.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Nice gang tag, Jerusalem! Did your mommy buy it for ya? :smug:

....of course she did, who else would? :confused:

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


Drink-Mix Man posted:

I was the tough kid, Smelly.

And finally, Kid Drink Mix.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

jscolon2.0 posted:

Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?

jscolon2.0 Killed the Original Alfalfa?

Edit: My phone is from Canada and that makes me slow, ehhhhhh?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Spiffster posted:

jscolon2.0 Killed the Original Alfalfa?

Edit: My phone is from Canada and that makes me slow, ehhhhhh?

Hello, ThailandCanada? How's everything on your end? Uh-huh. That's some language you got there. And you talk like that 24/7, huh?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Spiffster posted:

jscolon2.0 Killed the Original Alfalfa?

Edit: My phone is from Canada and that makes me slow, ehhhhhh?

I suspect you need more practice working your telephone machine.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I suspect you need more practice working your telephone machine.

Drink-Mix, it's a picture phone. :crossarms:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Drink-Mix, it's a picture phone. :crossarms:

Yabba dabba do! I like talking to you!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Everything Counts posted:

Yabba dabba do! I like talking to you!

Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles.

Actually, we're no-

Spectacle Rock
May 24, 2013

Jerusalem posted:

Actually, we're no-

Run along Peewee. Baby gets nothing!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Drink-Mix, it's a picture phone. :crossarms:

When I first met you, you didn't know how to use a touch-tone telephone, and I still respected you.

*beep* *boop* *boop*

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I suspect you need more practice working your telephone machine.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

I then got THIS scar trying to sneak under the door of a pay toilet!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Spiffster posted:

I then got THIS scar trying to sneak under the door of a pay toilet!

Stupid lack of public urinals. :mad:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Drink-Mix Man posted:

Stupid lack of public urinals. :mad:

They don't have them group terlets here no more, do they?

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

They don't have them group terlets here no more, do they?

Aah! My toolshed!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Aah! My toolshed!

Aah! My spices!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

They don't have them group terlets here no more, do they?

There's only one big toilet, and they make you all go at the same time. :unsmigghh:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Spiffster posted:

Aah! My spices!

"O-re-gah-no." What the hell?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

"O-re-gah-no." What the hell?

You might say the secret ingredient is salt. ;)

HellOnEarth
Nov 7, 2005

Now that's good jerky!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You might say the secret ingredient is salt. ;)

The extra B stands for BYOBB.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Mmmmm... Incapacitating...

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

One squirt and you're south of the border!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Spiffster posted:

I then got THIS scar trying to sneak under the door of a pay toilet!

WHERE'S MY BURRITO?! WHERE'S MY BURRITO?!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

MondayHotDog posted:

WHERE'S MY BURRITO?! WHERE'S MY BURRITO?!

NACHO, NACHO MAN! I WANT TO BE... A NACHO MAN! :btroll:

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

One squirt and you're south of the border!

Grown in the jungle primordial, by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

jscolon2.0 posted:

Grown in the jungle primordial, by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.

jscolon... My chili's getting cold... :colbert:

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Drink-Mix Man posted:

One squirt and you're south of the border!

Get ready for two weeks at the happiest place on earth- Tijuana!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Spiffster posted:

NACHO, NACHO MAN! I WANT TO BE... A NACHO MAN! :btroll:

"What'd he say?"
"Idunno, something 'bout being gay."

HellOnEarth
Nov 7, 2005

Now that's good jerky!

Spiffster posted:

jscolon... My chili's getting cold... :colbert:

Spiffster... are you going to jail? :ohdear:

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Buenos Dias mein Fuhrer!

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Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.

IMJack posted:

"What'd he say?"
"Idunno, something 'bout being gay."

That is some outfit Jack, it makes you look like a homosexual.

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