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CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

Nash has a bunch of great stories of drunken antics. :colbert: Every WCW story is a bad college movie with Bischoff as the evil dean.

"This bra bomb better work, Syxx-Pac!"

Nash has some really good stories, but I lose patience with his line of bullshit about the Kliq loving the business, because all of them except maybe Sean Waltman spent their entire WWE runs jerking off with their friends and sandbagging everyone else.

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triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

CombineThresher posted:

Nash has some really good stories, but I lose patience with his line of bullshit about the Kliq loving the business, because all of them except maybe Sean Waltman spent their entire WWE runs jerking off with their friends and sandbagging everyone else.

I'd love that business too!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

triplexpac posted:

it could have went on forever.

So we're agreed on what we want for Christmas then? :haw:

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Jerusalem posted:

So we're agreed on what we want for Christmas then? :haw:

Speaking of we're getting close to the annual Christmas show!

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747

HulkaMatt posted:

Jez had a hilarious meltdown on the board.

He constantly has melt downs and they're amazing. Or rather he did, not used the board in years.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

ICHIBAHN posted:

He constantly has melt downs and they're amazing. Or rather he did, not used the board in years.

I'll bite, what exactly does one meltdown about on a board largely dedicated to wrestling and MMA and a podcast that covers wrestling and MMA?

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
No intrestit

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


I think the big melt down thread was deleted from the site but I remember him going nuts over Bryan not being able to get him into... a video game preview show or something. Also not giving him respect.

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

HulkaMatt posted:

I think the big melt down thread was deleted from the site but I remember him going nuts over Bryan not being able to get him into... a video game preview show or something. Also not giving him respect.

All I remember is he claimed to have a secret (about Bryan?) that could destroy F4W.

OppositeAstronomer
May 26, 2008

yoink!
If I could tell everyone's voices apart on the Pisscast I would berate whoever said I suck on the latest one. But I was too entertained by the show. <3

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Strenuous Manflurry posted:

All I remember is he claimed to have a secret (about Bryan?) that could destroy F4W.

Is it that he thinks women with vibrators are porno-bound?

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Dave mentioned a couple upcoming podcasts that should be worth a listen in today's update.

quote:


--Chris Jericho has his first podcast on Wednesday. Steve Austin will be the first guest. Austin will also be doing our show in a couple of weeks.

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frolf:

he knows...
Dear pisscast I just went to disney. Which wrestlers would make the best disney characters?

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

SaberToothedPie posted:

Dear pisscast I just went to disney. Which wrestlers would make the best disney characters?

Which Disney did you go to?

Draga
Dec 9, 2011

WASHI JA!
Dear Punchcast and Pisscast.

How awesome is the Torture Rack?

Draga fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Dec 2, 2013

Domalom
Mar 20, 2009

Gadzooks!
New Attitude Era podcast Owen Hart special. A look at 5 of his best matches and other stuff.
https://soundcloud.com/the-attitude-era-podcast/aepodcast-is-owen

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I am listening to a Stern show from last month and someone writes in with their fantasy booking for what they'd do if they bought WCW:

Rebrand it as NWA Monday Nitro with Konnan and Joey Styles as the announcers.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

MassRafTer posted:

I am listening to a Stern show from last month and someone writes in with their fantasy booking for what they'd do if they bought WCW:

Rebrand it as NWA Monday Nitro with Konnan and Joey Styles as the announcers.

Holy crap that'd be unwatchable.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MassRafTer posted:

I am listening to a Stern show from last month and someone writes in with their fantasy booking for what they'd do if they bought WCW:

Rebrand it as NWA Monday Nitro with Konnan and Joey Styles as the announcers.

Jim Cornette: What a terrible idea... there's no Midnight Express!

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

El Gallinero Gros posted:

Holy crap that'd be unwatchable.

it goes so far beyond that in terms of how bad the idea is. Seriously it's awful.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

sportsgenius86 posted:

it goes so far beyond that in terms of how bad the idea is. Seriously it's awful.

You piqued my curiosity. Tell me more.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

El Gallinero Gros posted:

You piqued my curiosity. Tell me more.

-Rename to NWA Monday Nitro
-Hire Konnan and Joey Styles to do commentary
-Arn Anderson as Commissioner
-Hold an 8-man title tournament which included Shane Douglas and Sean O'Haire
-Tourney kicks off with O'Haire going over Sting
-A Dustin Rhodes-Four Horseman feud and one of the horseman is O'Haire
-Goldberg wins the tournament and his first feud is against Mike Awesome
-Sign Danielson, Daniels, Kendrick, Joe, Mike Modest, Donovan Morgan, Low-Ki and Bison Smith

there's more but I started to get mad and blocked it out.

Karl loved it though.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Dusty would tell Dustin not to live in the past by feuding with the Horsemen too.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

sportsgenius86 posted:

-Rename to NWA Monday Nitro
-Hire Konnan and Joey Styles to do commentary
-Arn Anderson as Commissioner
-Hold an 8-man title tournament which included Shane Douglas and Sean O'Haire
-Tourney kicks off with O'Haire going over Sting
-A Dustin Rhodes-Four Horseman feud and one of the horseman is O'Haire
-Goldberg wins the tournament and his first feud is against Mike Awesome
-Sign Danielson, Daniels, Kendrick, Joe, Mike Modest, Donovan Morgan, Low-Ki and Bison Smith

there's more but I started to get mad and blocked it out.

Karl loved it though.

You know, had WCW tried to build Awesome up even 1/2 as hard as ECW did, Awesome vs Goldberg might have drawn some interest. The rest aside from signing a bunch of talented dudes does sound awful, though.

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Dec 2, 2013

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

Draga posted:

Dear Punchcast and Pisscast.

How awesome is the Torture Rack?

gently caress the Torture Rack

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


I thought I established that is my favorite move on the last show.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Sex_Ferguson posted:

gently caress the Torture Rack

welcome to your lifetime ban from the pisscast

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.
The only submission hold better than the Torture Rack is the Figure Four (Greg Valentine version)

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy

Karmine posted:

The only submission hold better than the Torture Rack is the Figure Four (Greg Valentine version)

The Surfboard, I mean, how do they even tap out you're holding their ARMS

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

LordPants posted:

The Surfboard, I mean, how do they even tap out you're holding their ARMS

Verbally, just like Christ.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

my favorite submission hold is Miz's sharpshooter.

Also if you enter 'Miz' into Wikipedia's search engine you get this lady.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Pisscast: Has any wrestling company handled a 'social justice' (homophobia, sexism, racism, etc) angle in a good or productive way that isn't embarrassing for all involved?

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

flashy_mcflash posted:

Pisscast: Has any wrestling company handled a 'social justice' (homophobia, sexism, racism, etc) angle in a good or productive way that isn't embarrassing for all involved?

The only one that comes close would be Mid South, because they put JYD in racist situations all the time but he always triumphed. Not even sure if that counts, though.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

They handled Darren Young's coming out remarkably well.

Although, considering they basically didn't acknowledge it, that shows how well WWE USUALLY handles things like that.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

VogeGandire posted:

They handled Darren Young's coming out remarkably well.

Although, considering they basically didn't acknowledge it, that shows how well WWE USUALLY handles things like that.

They also did not give him a gimmick like Orlando Jordan in TNA.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

bobkatt013 posted:

They also did not give him a gimmick like Orlando Jordan in TNA.

Yeah, that's what I mean. By doing nothing, they handled it a million times more tastefully than they usually would.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

VogeGandire posted:

They handled Darren Young's coming out remarkably well.

Although, considering they basically didn't acknowledge it, that shows how well WWE USUALLY handles things like that.

That's not an angle (unless it's the best long con ever). I'm talkin' angles. And I mean angles that actually happened, not 'they could've done ______ and instead did nothing'.

Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool
I really hate Dave from Wisconsin you guys.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Pisscast: Has any wrestling company handled a 'social justice' (homophobia, sexism, racism, etc) angle in a good or productive way that isn't embarrassing for all involved?

I mean, this right here did wonders for my understanding of race relations at the tender age of 7

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Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
Saturn and Moppy is the most tasteful "love transcends all" sort of storyline WWE has ever done.

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