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CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Me so hungy... :negative:

Well, open up the "Stick With Your Wife" barrel

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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Roark posted:

I'm just saying that when we die there's going to be a planet for the French, a planet for the Chinese, and we'll all be a lot happier.

You're scaring me Mr. Roark!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Children, that was our only ball worm. There will be no team science this year.

Why would the worm have a lamb's voice?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Skeesix posted:

You're scaring me Mr. Roark!

Did you see a scary picture in your picture book?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

CatchrNdRy posted:

Well, open up the "Stick With Your Wife" barrel

Soon I will kill you.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

Soon I will kill you.

I KILL YOU SCUM

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Jerusalem posted:

I KILL YOU SCUM

It's time for more deeeeeeee-mentia, with Dr. Demento! And now, the Funny Five!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Elfface posted:



"Who the devil are you?"

I am evil Ho-mer! I am evil Ho-mer!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Writer Cath posted:

Soon I will kill you.

what?

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Mister Kingdom posted:

I am evil Ho-mer! I am evil Ho-mer!



Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

I have misplaced my pants.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Bjay9 posted:

I have misplaced my pants.

you're charming the pants off me!

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

MondayHotDog posted:

My cat's breath smells like cat food.


MondayHotDog, are you eating your paste?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Bjay9 posted:

I have misplaced my pants.

How long was that?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Root Bear posted:

MondayHotDog, are you eating your paste?

Root Bear, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a minute.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Everything Counts posted:

Root Bear, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a minute.

Boy, some of the best times I've ever had were in the back seat of a car. Heh, heh, heh...

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Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Boy, some of the best times I've ever had were in the back seat of a car. Heh, heh, heh...



Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you! :pervert:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Everything Counts posted:

Root Bear, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a minute.


Are you going to eat it? :raise:

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Spiffster posted:

Yummy yummy yummy I got love in my tummy and I feel like loving you! :pervert:

Sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows, everything that's wonderful is what I feel when we're together!

edit:

Root Bear posted:

Are you going to eat it? :raise:

.......yes.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Root Bear posted:

Are you going to eat it? :raise:


Everything Counts posted:


edit:


.......yes.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, does this sounds like a man who had "ALL he could eat?" :smugbert:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, does this sounds like a man who had "ALL he could eat?" :smugbert:

Forbearance is the watchword!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Root Bear posted:

MondayHotDog, are you eating your paste?

Root Bear, I glued my head to my shoulder. :(

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Jerusalem posted:

I KILL YOU SCUM

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I... don't get it.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Up and at them!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Yeah, and who the hell are you talking to? CatchrNdRy, do you have other men in this house? Radioactive men?

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

MondayHotDog posted:

I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I don't get it.
I... don't get it.

it's bartkira. Some NWS http://bartkiraproject.tumblr.com/?og=1

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Amazing, I would have thought being at the heart of a nuclear explosion would have killed him!

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Elfface posted:

Up and at them!

...better. :)

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Up and let's go.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Tokelau All Star posted:

Up and let's go.

How could you spend all our money on a comic book published by Lenscrafters? :argh:

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn

Drink-Mix Man posted:

How could you spend all our money on a comic book published by Lenscrafters? :argh:

I'm sorry, I can't hear you! I'm wearing a jacuzzi suit!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Do over Ham posted:

Yeah, and who the hell are you talking to? CatchrNdRy, do you have other men in this house? Radioactive men?

Years of working in a nuclear plant have left me with a healthy green glow. Unfortunately I'm also as impotent as a Nevada Boxing Commissioner.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
[url="http://fab.com/product/revolving-tie-rack-357090/?pref[]=designer%7Choney-can-do&ref=designer&pos=17"]Are you interesting in that motorized tie rack, Principal Drink-Mix Man?[/url]



Edit: What the Hell? I've coded the URL right, why won't it work right?
http://fab.com/product/revolving-tie-rack-357090/?pref[]=designer%7Choney-can-do&ref=designer&pos=17

Stupid BB-Encoding...be more funny correct!

It's the stupid link having brackets in it...the BB code keeps seeing it as the end of the URL encoding and there's nothing I can do about it save NOT parsing the URL and making you all copy+paste it.

Second edit: Well, you can always take the brackets and the crap after them out and use it as an ordinary URL .

Hmm...but now the site analytics are motionless...the tracking data is virtually inaccessible.

DrBouvenstein fucked around with this message at 17:34 on Dec 5, 2013

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

Women's Rights? posted:

I'm sorry, I can't hear you! I'm wearing a jacuzzi suit!

You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

i've forgotten all of your names.


DrBouvenstein posted:

[url="http://fab.com/product/revolving-tie-rack-357090/?pref[]=designer%7Choney-can-do&ref=designer&pos=17"]Are you interesting in that motorized tie rack, Principal Drink-Mix Man?[/url]

TIE RACK MOTOR!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Deviant posted:

TIE RACK MOTOR!

Uhhh, I'll take that.

And these:
http://www.threadless.com/simpsons-t-shirts

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe



Check it out! Spinal Tap kicking Muammar Gaddafi in the butt! The timeless classic, now two for a dollar.

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