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Crow Jane posted:told me the Nile river is manmade. this is actually a fact
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Crow Jane posted:So far this morning I had a morbidly obese man wearing a "Professional gently caress Buddy" t-shirt tell me I have nice legs, I got screamed at by a horrible old woman, and a dude who reeked of booze kissed my hand and told me the Nile river is manmade. It's only eleven o'clock, I'm scared of today. Where the hell do you live and do they sell tickets to that circus?
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Where the hell do you live and do they sell tickets to that circus? I think she's in Baltimore iirc that city is sketchy as hell, no offense jane ---------------- GrrrlSweatshirt fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Dec 5, 2013 |
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Dec 5, 2013 02:49
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Yep, Baltimore. I actually really love how strange it can be here, it makes running errands an adventure
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Dec 5, 2013 02:52
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ewwww your aquarium is okay though
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Dec 5, 2013 02:58
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Yeah, it's pricey but cool. One of my best friends works there, I really need to take him up on his offer for a behind the scenes tour
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Dec 5, 2013 03:05
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Ah, Tidewater, I do miss thee so. But only when I'm not in a legal state of mind.
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We have a cool Science Center and the AVAM is the best museum I've ever been to.
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The Walters is pretty great too, the chamber of wonders is pretty much my dream house
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Dec 5, 2013 03:13
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I didn't know I had so many fellow Baltimorons in this thread. Greetings
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Crow Jane posted:Yep, Baltimore. That surprisingly explains a lot.
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I am quite charming, if that's what you mean
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Crow Jane posted:I am quite charming, if that's what you mean Well the more charming you are the more the Baltimore factor strikes your life. At least thats how I presume it works.
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Crow Jane posted:I am quite charming, if that's what you mean oh my god you're so loving charming holy poo poo.
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I'm from Los Angeles so I'm not charming at all
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:I'm from Los Angeles so I'm not charming at all Do you call the police on Japanese tourists with creepy anime credit cards?
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Dec 5, 2013 05:01
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hey, they very well might just beat up "suspicious characters". no need to get racial about this
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I for one support the LAPD as they protect us from the homeless and swarthy through blunt force trauma
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:I for one support the LAPD as they protect us from the homeless and swarthy through blunt force trauma Was listening to NPR just after opening statements in that trial, and the reporter sez "The defense contends that the beating did not lead to Mr. Thomas's death." Like, holy poo poo, we just beat the everloving Christ out of that dude--that has nothing to do with the fact that he subsequently expired.
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Susan B. Antimony posted:Was listening to NPR just after opening statements in that trial, and the reporter sez "The defense contends that the beating did not lead to Mr. Thomas's death." Like, holy poo poo, we just beat the everloving Christ out of that dude--that has nothing to do with the fact that he subsequently expired. correlation is not causation
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Pick posted:correlation is not causation this is what I say when I shoot people and other people call me a murderer
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vaginas are mollusks i think
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Pick posted:2013 is trying to solidify its place as worst year ever (it is/was) 1997 is still reigning champ for me.
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2011 for me.  things are better now though 
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Pick posted:correlation is not causation sure thing, officer
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Susan B. Antimony posted:sure thing, officer i'm just saying sometimes people just die for some reason after their ribs get kicked in, it doesn't mean that we need to go tossing blame around
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tossing blame around like some kind of blamer
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Pick posted:i'm just saying sometimes people just die for some reason after their ribs get kicked in, it doesn't mean that we need to go tossing blame around you know who doesn't kick the poo poo out of people? the Gays You aren't GAY are you son?
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Women's Rights? posted:you know who doesn't kick the poo poo out of people? I firmly believe physical gay bashers are trying to kick the gay out of themselves by proxy.
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LingcodKilla posted:I firmly believe physical gay bashers are trying to kick the gay out of themselves by proxy. bold take
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quick question 4 the ladies in this thread, as a guy i reall like pooping and i think it feels good, like having things in my butthole, just wonderinf is it same for girls wit no colons?? tia for ur answers :) ----------------
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Fish Fry Andy posted:quick question 4 the ladies in this thread, as a guy i reall like pooping and i think it feels good, like having things in my butthole, just wonderinf is it same for girls wit no colons?? Would not know. What is pooping?
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hmmm, well the best way i could describe it is when you have a feelikg like a big pressure inside of you that you gotta let go, then you squat down (usually i use a trash bag by my compy when im gaming, other times i use toilet), and then you do a thing with your tummy and it makes brown stuff come out from your butthole, it's one of my favorite things to do personally does that answer your question?? ----------------
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Fish Fry Andy posted:hmmm, well the best way i could describe it is when you have a feelikg like a big pressure inside of you that you gotta let go, then you squat down (usually i use a trash bag by my compy when im gaming, other times i use toilet), and then you do a thing with your tummy and it makes brown stuff come out from your butthole, it's one of my favorite things to do personally I think that's called childbirth.
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is that when the football emerges?
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pooping is cool, i do it every day at work, it gives me an excuse to sit on the toilet diddling about on my phone for ten minutes
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Butt stuff isn't much fun without a prostate
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Pick posted:is that when the football emerges? Depends on the snap count tbh
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Did anyone else have horrific sex ed classes in middle school? Mine was all about "if you have sex you will 100% get TEEN PREGNANT and your life will be ruined forever and ever and ever so don't even talk to boys because they can't help it they're hard wired for sex but as a delicate lady it is YOUR RESPONSIBILITY to say no over and over again."
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