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Brocktoon posted:This is going back two weeks, but any theories about what movie Sarah Silverman was talking about when she told the story of the uncomfortable sex scene she had? Anything with Colin Quinn
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So, yea, the Siobahn/High Pitch Mike bit is maybe the most vile thing I've ever seen. It's just unbelievably disgusting and wrong.
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Dec 5, 2013 08:06
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You scared me, for a second I thought Howard got him up on the Sybian.
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Dec 5, 2013 08:24
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The EtM Tweet Opera was so loving funny.
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Brocktoon posted:The EtM Tweet Opera was so loving funny. Agreed, I got my biggest Stern laugh in weeks. In fact, almost everything that opera guy does is gold. The JD one is mah FAAAAAVORITE.
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Dec 5, 2013 17:44
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I had no idea it was this bad http://www.tailsinc.com/2013/12/foster-mama/
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quote:Despite her increased exposure in the media over the years, including hosting multiple TV shows and writing a book, Beth has maintained her “girl next door” appeal. She seems just as happy chasing kittens around her house in the Hamptons as she does being spotted at a New York Knicks game or red carpet event with her husband, radio personality Howard Stern. Oh so she's just as happy living in an incredibly opulent mansion as she is courtside at a pro basketball game or some other ridiculously expensive party? HOW DOES SHE DO IT?! Also, "her house" lol.
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Bonzo posted:I had no idea it was this bad http://www.tailsinc.com/2013/12/foster-mama/ quote:What do you still dream of doing? 
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Dec 6, 2013 01:03
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I hope another homeless guy spits on her.
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Dec 6, 2013 01:04
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We really are just a few steps away from cancer kids cleaning out cat boxes at the Beth Stern Kitten Ranch. Amazing.
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quote:Despite her increased exposure in the media over the years, including hosting multiple TV shows and writing a book, Beth has maintained her “girl next door” appeal. She seems just as happy chasing kittens around her house in the Hamptons as she does being spotted at a New York Knicks game or red carpet event with her husband, radio personality Howard Stern.
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Dec 6, 2013 04:17
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Wait, does that mean they have 40 cats at the house now?
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quote:I am. I live out in the Hamptons full-time now, and go back to the city one or two nights a week depending on what I have to do. I’m with the kittens when I’m here, and have round-the-clock help when I’m not. Hey now. There's no way Howard is commuting out to the Hamptons when he's doing AGT/his actual show AxeManiac posted:We really are just a few steps away from cancer kids cleaning out cat boxes at the Beth Stern Kitten Ranch. God I laughed way too long and hard at that.
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Dec 6, 2013 05:47
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Bonzo posted:I had no idea it was this bad http://www.tailsinc.com/2013/12/foster-mama/ That brave, brave woman. To give up on sucking old Jew cock, and instead chasing the cutest animals on Earth around your mansion: How courageous.
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Dec 6, 2013 09:13
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Manifest posted:
Not "24-hour employees on staff"; she has "round-the-clock help". 
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Dec 6, 2013 11:31
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So her and Howard aren't living together anymore then I assume? He's in the city most nights I would assume, but for the end of the end and probably only weekends during AGT.
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Dec 6, 2013 11:48
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I wonder how often her boyfriend visits her.
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Kelly posted:So her and Howard aren't living together anymore then I assume? He's in the city most nights I would assume, but for the end of the end and probably only weekends during AGT. That's convenient, he doesn't have to lock himself in a basement to jerk it to babysitter porn anymore.
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Dec 6, 2013 13:51
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Kelly posted:So her and Howard aren't living together anymore then I assume? He's in the city most nights I would assume, but for the end of the end and probably only weekends during AGT. With any luck, this means Howard's second divorce is in the pipeline. 
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Dec 6, 2013 13:53
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prefect posted:With any luck, this means Howard's second divorce is in the pipeline. Either that or Beth gets preg. Either one will result in me buying a new radio that day.
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Dec 6, 2013 14:29
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prefect posted:With any luck, this means Howard's second divorce is in the pipeline. I think you are missing the point, here... haljordan posted:That's convenient, he doesn't have to lock himself in a basement to jerk it to babysitter porn anymore. See? This guy gets it! Howard likes this current arrangement. He is old and grumpy and no longer gives a gently caress that he is turning into Don Imus.
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Dec 6, 2013 15:02
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Squashy Nipples posted:I think you are missing the point, here... Good point. Howard's first wife wanted a "family" situation. The current wife just wants a bankroll.
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Dec 6, 2013 15:53
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So when AGT gets cancelled, and it will eventually, or the ratings tank and they bring in new hosts (see American Idol) I bet he signs up with Sirius again so that Beth can keep funding her projects. So are his daughters completely out of his life now? The youngest must be in college now and I can't see how any of them would have a healthy relationship with him.
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Bonzo posted:So when AGT gets cancelled, and it will eventually, or the ratings tank and they bring in new hosts (see American Idol) I bet he signs up with Sirius again so that Beth can keep funding her projects. He mentioned he saw all of them recently (maybe Thanksgiving), but one of them moved to Vietnam if that tells you anything.
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Bonzo posted:So when AGT gets cancelled, and it will eventually, or the ratings tank and they bring in new hosts (see American Idol) I bet he signs up with Sirius again so that Beth can keep funding her projects. I'm pretty sure Howard already has enough loot to keep Beth in cats for the next 100 years.
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Dec 6, 2013 17:33
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Didn't Robin allude to the fact that one of his daughters wasn't crazy about Beth? It might have been around the time they got engaged. And in fact, his oldest daughter had also just gotten engaged. I remember us speculating she was probably (rightly in my opinion) annoyed that Howard proposed to Beth a month or so after she got engaged.
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Dec 6, 2013 18:23
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Bonzo posted:So when AGT gets cancelled, and it will eventually, or the ratings tank and they bring in new hosts (see American Idol) I bet he signs up with Sirius again so that Beth can keep funding her projects. That thing will go on forever, it must cost $50 an episode other than Howard's salary and people love constant jump cuts to Nick Canon looking shocked apparently.
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Dec 6, 2013 18:37
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Kelly posted:So her and Howard aren't living together anymore then I assume? He's in the city most nights I would assume, but for the end of the end and probably only weekends during AGT. That's what I gathered from it.
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Dec 6, 2013 18:44
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Does Howard have any home left that Beth has not yet filled with cats?
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Kelly posted:Didn't Robin allude to the fact that one of his daughters wasn't crazy about Beth? It might have been around the time they got engaged. And in fact, his oldest daughter had also just gotten engaged. I remember us speculating she was probably (rightly in my opinion) annoyed that Howard proposed to Beth a month or so after she got engaged. Yep, at least one of Howard's daughters (possibly two) does not like Beth.
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Kelly posted:Didn't Robin allude to the fact that one of his daughters wasn't crazy about Beth? It might have been around the time they got engaged. And in fact, his oldest daughter had also just gotten engaged. I remember us speculating she was probably (rightly in my opinion) annoyed that Howard proposed to Beth a month or so after she got engaged. Granted, I don't listen anymore but I can't remember him ever saying about Beth spending time with his kids outside of maybe being there while they watched TV or had dinner. I think she ducks out too when his parents are around as well. I remember when they had no heat and he sent a car to pick them up, I seem to remember that he said she went out whiel they were there. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Po1kWG8KPek
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From what I recall Howard has said in the past that his parents and youngest daughter love Beth, he has implied one of the other two doesn't like her but that's mainly because she still holds out hope her parents will get back together (most likely bullshit reasoning by Howard but who knows). I still think the funniest Howard daughter story is the one who recorded the horrible spoken word album and someone noticed in the liner notes that it was produced by Scott The Engineer.
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DeadBonesBrook posted:From what I recall Howard has said in the past that his parents and youngest daughter love Beth, he has implied one of the other two doesn't like her but that's mainly because she still holds out hope her parents will get back together (most likely bullshit reasoning by Howard but who knows). I wonder if Scott got paid.
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haljordan posted:I wonder if Scott got paid. Ten emergency now plugs.
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Kelly posted:So her and Howard aren't living together anymore then I assume? He's in the city most nights I would assume, but for the end of the end and probably only weekends during AGT. Considering Howard is only on the air 3 days a week and Beth is quoted as saying she's in the city 2 days a week, it's quite possibly they're only not together one or two nights a week.
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The Human Crouton posted:Does Howard have any home left that Beth has not yet filled with cats?
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Bonzo posted:So when AGT gets cancelled, and it will eventually, or the ratings tank and they bring in new hosts (see American Idol) I bet he signs up with Sirius again so that Beth can keep funding her projects. If Howard signs another contract it will be the funniest joke that has come out of him since they pranked Sal last time a contract signing came up.
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So I finished Artie's book. If you read it, you know how close Nick was to him. Now that he was booted and Artie took over the show, how is their relationship?
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DeadBonesBrook posted:From what I recall Howard has said in the past that his parents and youngest daughter love Beth, he has implied one of the other two doesn't like her but that's mainly because she still holds out hope her parents will get back together (most likely bullshit reasoning by Howard but who knows). The best part was that she thanked Allison and her second husband AND Scott the Engineer, but not Howard. He wasn't even mentioned.
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