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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Help Me Out Hammy posted:

Tell your wife you forgot your car keys and spy on Susie and your kid playing "lotsa fun games"

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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
Tell your wife you were kidding about the GWAR concert and then take her to the GWAR concert

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Globo-Corp posted:

> find dealer, buy shrooms, eat them with wife, go to GWAR

gotta get the shrooms.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


ArtIsResistance posted:

Tell your wife you were kidding about the GWAR concert and then take her to the GWAR concert

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

ArtIsResistance posted:

Tell your wife you were kidding about the GWAR concert and then take her to the GWAR concert

Nnep
Jun 17, 2007

3-2 2-0
time for GWAR bitch

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
hey bob!
hows life?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Dammit. GWAR is going to be the downfall of this thread.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Al Borland posted:

Dammit. GWAR is going to be the downfall of this thread.

Isnt that a good thing for them. They like to destroy

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

ArtIsResistance posted:

Tell your wife you were kidding about the GWAR concert and then take her to the GWAR concert

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

ArtIsResistance posted:

Tell your wife you were kidding about the GWAR concert and then take her to the GWAR concert

Gotta be this

Nnep
Jun 17, 2007

3-2 2-0
slowly drive by her favorite restaurant on the way to GWAR

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Nnep posted:

slowly drive by her favorite restaurant on the way to GWAR

FartRomancer.EXE
Jun 26, 2012

ArtIsResistance posted:

Tell your wife you were kidding about the GWAR concert and then take her to the GWAR concert

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
check inventory

Mr. Bonky
Jan 28, 2001
>test your might

becrumbac
Apr 25, 2012
>have sex with wife in car

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Why have we not checked inventory yet?! For all we know the key to the portal to another dimension or something might be in his pocket!

Phearson
Aug 15, 2006

Have you seen my pants?

becrumbac posted:

>have sex with wife in car

Have sex with car while your wife watches

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat
> embrace your wife, brush a lock of her hair out of her eye, lean in, and then spoil the ending to her favorite TV series that she has spent months watching

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

ArtIsResistance posted:

Tell your wife you were kidding about the GWAR concert and then take her to the GWAR concert

This is going to end with our death and it will be glorious

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Toad on a Hat posted:

This is going to end with our death and it will be glorious

At least this time we learned something. Byron is a Brony and we need to fix this.

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
Start driving to GWAR concert but go to Fatigans Pub and Eatery where you really had planned the whole thing. They will sing you a song there.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Al Borland posted:

At least this time we learned something. Byron is a Brony and we need to fix this.

Hopefully Suzie teaches him the magic of friendship with benefits

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Al Borland posted:

At least this time we learned something. Byron is a Brony and we need to fix this.

Byron is an anagram for Brony

MODS KNEW

e;fb by like two pages

Ixtlilton fucked around with this message at 02:53 on Dec 7, 2013

gco
May 8, 2007

gco deserves bunnies, too!
>Get in car, run over wife before she can get in

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Toad on a Hat posted:

Hopefully Suzie teaches him the magic of friendship with benefits

I get the feeling Susie didn't get what we were alliterating to. I hope to god she did.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Al Borland posted:

I get the feeling Susie didn't get what we were alliterating to. I hope to god she did.

she's probably just playing with his pony figurines with him

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Al Borland posted:

I get the feeling Susie didn't get what we were alliterating to. I hope to god she did.

suzie is dead

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Al Borland posted:

I get the feeling Susie didn't get what we were alliterating to. I hope to god she did.

Me neither but I have hope!

I'm bummed out I missed the satan thread but I am so happy there's another one

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Hi bob!

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Toad on a Hat posted:

Me neither but I have hope!

I'm bummed out I missed the satan thread but I am so happy there's another one

Yeah we haven't really gotten moving on this one though mostly just loving around. I think the goal of this one is to fix poo poo with our son Byron. See if we can cure being a Brony. We may have to send him to one of those anti-gay christian camps.

Perhaps its because we havent spent enough time with hi mas a father that he's falling into these bad habbits?

We must be failing somewhere.

Tampa Bay Barbie
Oct 30, 2011

Al Borland posted:

Yeah we haven't really gotten moving on this one though mostly just loving around. I think the goal of this one is to fix poo poo with our son Byron. See if we can cure being a Brony. We may have to send him to one of those anti-gay christian camps.

Perhaps its because we havent spent enough time with hi mas a father that he's falling into these bad habbits?

We must be failing somewhere.

Obviously Byron is a bastard child. Our wife cheated on us and the resulting weaker genes allowed Byron to get infected with Bronitus.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Help Me Out Hammy posted:

Obviously Byron is a bastard child. Our wife cheated on us and the resulting weaker genes allowed Byron to get infected with Bronitus.

Well, we do work in a plant. Perhaps our barracks got exposed to a lil radioactivity.

Long Francesco
Jun 3, 2005
Stuff wife in trunk put suicide is painless on the radio and drive into a lake.

Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!
On the way to the GWAR concert, have an argument with your wife about whose stupid idea it was to give their son such a douchey name.
(Regardless if she is in the trunk/dead)

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Fartmaster posted:

On the way to the GWAR concert, have an argument with your wife about whose stupid idea it was to give their son such a douchey name.
(Regardless if she is in the trunk/dead)

I think we should question who gave him the pony dolls too.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



wherever you end up driving make sure that every time you turn it is via powerslide

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010

ArtIsResistance posted:

Tell your wife you were kidding about the GWAR concert and then take her to the GWAR concert

All GWAR all the time.

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CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

ArtIsResistance posted:

Tell your wife you were kidding about the GWAR concert and then take her to the GWAR concert

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