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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

ArtIsResistance posted:

Tell your wife you were kidding about the GWAR concert and then take her to the GWAR concert

Nnep posted:

slowly drive by her favorite restaurant on the way to GWAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Bob I miss you.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



after you get to the GWAR concert tell her you have to use the bathroom and then sneak out and drive away

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

When you give your wife her Gwar ticket tell her this is counting as her Christmas present.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CH65yawYUo

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Dauntasa posted:

after you get to the GWAR concert tell her you have to use the bathroom and then sneak out and drive away

gco
May 8, 2007

gco deserves bunnies, too!
>mosh the poo poo out of the wife

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Get up on stage and steal the devil head, pit on and cast Enlarge Satan.

Al Borland fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Dec 7, 2013

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Atma: You did so much hard work on drawing this stuff thank you.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>piss on the devilheaded dude and scream to your wife that you love her

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Start a fight with that Charlie Brown-looking motherfucker on the right.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

>blow one of the security guards so you can get backstage

Long Francesco
Jun 3, 2005
Buy 5 beers drink 4 and give one to wife then take that beer and drink it too

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

CharlestonJew posted:

Start a fight with that Charlie Brown-looking motherfucker on the right.

that's probably security, so our middle aged rear end is going to get kicked

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Shout at GWAR to play Free Bird

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
> sell house and use proceeds to buy this bitchin military gunboat for sale and recruit GWAR to crew it along with wife and byron

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
Take off your shirt, get up on stage and push in front of the mic, scream "I love you wife!!" And stage dive onto her.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



> Boost your wife up onto the crowd for some crowdsurfing to loosen up

Nnep
Jun 17, 2007

3-2 2-0
invite GWAR over to gently caress susie with the wife

Entropist
Dec 1, 2007
I'm very stupid.

CharlestonJew posted:

Shout at GWAR to play Free Bird
this one

Atathakr
Feb 16, 2007
D:

CharlestonJew posted:

Shout at GWAR to play Free Bird

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


conquer

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

CharlestonJew posted:

Shout at GWAR to play Free Bird

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Hi Bob!

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Invite wife to bathroom to do blow.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

almightyerin posted:

Invite wife to bathroom to do blow.

AFter requesting freebird.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
someone at this concert must be holding

>find dealer, score acid, drop acid with wife, then request free bird

Mercrom
Jul 17, 2009
this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YbMGW6xSzw

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
>turn around and watch the loving GWAR concert.

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
Get up on stage and re-propose to her and then get remarried by GWAR in a brutal, bloody ceremony

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Poland Spring posted:

Get up on stage and re-propose to her and then get remarried by GWAR in a brutal, bloody ceremony

hahahaha yes

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Poland Spring posted:

Get up on stage and re-propose to her and then get remarried by GWAR in a brutal, bloody ceremony

Do it. Do it now.

Honeymoon with GWAR on tour. Owe the babysitter thousands.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Poland Spring posted:

Get up on stage and re-propose to her and then get remarried by GWAR in a brutal, bloody ceremony

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Poland Spring posted:

Get up on stage and re-propose to her and then get remarried by GWAR in a brutal, bloody ceremony

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Poland Spring posted:

Get up on stage and re-propose to her and then get remarried by GWAR in a brutal, bloody ceremony

It must be done

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Run onto stage, fake stroke, beg band members for help through tears and one side of your mouth.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Poland Spring posted:

Get up on stage and re-propose to her and then get remarried by GWAR in a brutal, bloody ceremony

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
> acquire acid, drop with wife, embrace and rub your bloody bodies together while laughing maniacally

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Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Time to show him whose really satan!

Cast Enlarge Satan,

Get on stage, Grab guitar, beat the poo poo out of him with it.

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