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almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Inform wife that made you incredibly aroused. Take her to seedy rent by the hour motel. Buy her some crack.

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Dante Allegory
Jan 11, 2013

War is a city, a Hell on earth, fired by Human hands.
>Summon Beelz

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




>Check inventory. If there is a weapon, use it to attack the singer.

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW

Dante Allegory posted:

>Summon Beelz

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Dante Allegory posted:

>Summon Beelz

Busy with SUsie. We need to enlarge ourself and show them whose in charge.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>rip his giant dick off, shove it down his throat, and say a witty line as he chokes and blood splodge drips from his nose

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Putty posted:

>rip his giant dick off, shove it down his throat, and say a witty line as he chokes and blood splodge drips from his nose

cant we cast enlarge satan first?

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
>Start screaming I LOVE YOU ODERUS. Then start moshing. Hard.

Also who backs away from the blood at GWAR? It's the best part!

Fastball LIVE in concert fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Dec 7, 2013

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

Dante Allegory posted:

>Summon Beelz

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Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9x6zjTNSP0

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Cast enlarge satan.

Stomp on Charlie Brown and use his remains to kill the other guard before getting on stage and ripping Oderus in half and drinking his blood and intestines.

rcman50166
Mar 23, 2010

by XyloJW

Dante Allegory posted:

>Summon Beelz

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cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



unleash your kung fu

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
>lean in close to securities ear and scream "GWAAAARRRRR!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!" then start moshing hard.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>go left, you must plan for the final battle and return later

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

>blow the security guard so he'll let you backstage. from there you can enact your revenge for the cockblood.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I'm kinda scared to think of where Atma was originally gonna take this, and what we have wrought upon his plans.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

I'm kinda scared to think of where Atma was originally gonna take this, and what we have wrought upon his plans.

Wayy off course lol. Its taking him prolly 10x as long to make things now too he had all these sprites and sets ready to go and we had to go ruin his plan.

I don't think we've even reached a checkpoint yet. That's how far off we are.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

almightyerin posted:

Inform wife that made you incredibly aroused. Take her to seedy rent by the hour motel. Buy her some crack.

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

almightyerin posted:

Inform wife that made you incredibly aroused. Take her to seedy rent by the hour motel. Buy her some crack.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
>Take wife home, Time to check up on susie and Bryon!

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

>go to the merchandise stand and buy her a t-shirt to cheer her up.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



stand around awkwardly until the show finishes, ignoring your wife and avoiding eye contact with everyone

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Stroke her arm softly then tell her you'll take her home in a soothing manner. Leave her at the concert then go home and gently caress the babysitter.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
> score some weed at concert and clambake on the drive home

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

almightyerin posted:

Stroke her arm softly then tell her you'll take her home in a soothing manner. Leave her at the concert then go home and gently caress the babysitter.

gently caress it I want this chapter to be over so we can begin to crusade to save bryon.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

Al Borland posted:

gently caress it I want this chapter to be over so we can begin to crusade to save bryon.

We can do that by inviting him to watch us gently caress the babysitter.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

almightyerin posted:

We can do that by inviting him to watch us gently caress the babysitter.

I don't think that will fix him.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
so uh why does everyone have their backs to GWAR

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


conquer

packsmack
Jan 6, 2013

almightyerin posted:

Stroke her arm softly then tell her you'll take her home in a soothing manner. Leave her at the concert then go home and gently caress the babysitter.

This. But, before you gently caress the babysitter, cast enlarge satan. Can't leave her disappointed.

packsmack
Jan 6, 2013

Putty posted:

so uh why does everyone have their backs to GWAR

because no one actually likes GWAR anymore

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
bob is going to prison for sex crimes, isnt he

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


conquer

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost
> Say "It's okay; she's in a better place."

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
>devour horse figurines

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> "Your foster parents are dead. Susie, please join me in my bedroom."

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manpurse
Mar 19, 2007
Suplex your lame son

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