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VanSandman posted:why the gently caress are they so expensive
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Doctor Meat posted:Maybe the manufacturers carry some kind of weird expensive insurance in case of catastrophic damage to a customer's genitals. 
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Dec 7, 2013 05:32
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http://menstrugglingtodrinkmilk.tumblr.com/
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Dec 7, 2013 05:32
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There was that episode with the bra too. 
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Dec 7, 2013 05:33
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VanSandman posted:why the gently caress are they so expensive Two motors. https://www.sybian.com/sybian/ quote:Technical Specifications Apparently it is high quality poo poo. A lady doesn't want to have to break out the wrench set in the middle of happy time. They also make a version for men. I assume it breaks down all the drat time, because an excuse to break out the power tools just makes men happier, right? https://www.sybian.com/venus/
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Dec 7, 2013 05:34
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Angela Christine posted:Men pretending to ladies are okay. Men are also allowed to post as men here. This thread is for ladies, not femnazis, we aren't using this thread to secretly plot castrating every man on earth. Not until the price of sybians comes way down, anyway. i have been sorely misled
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Doctor Meat posted:Maybe the manufacturers carry some kind of weird expensive insurance in case of catastrophic damage to a customer's genitals. black market knockoff sybians made from lawn tools caveat emptor
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Angela Christine posted:Two motors. Not surprised there is a man version. Im trying to think how its constructed now and how I could build makeshift one FML. Not that I would want to, but just seeing if it could be done cheaper and safely. Like a challenge or way of saying "Ha ha, look at what I managed to do and screw you guys out of money while screwing myself." Okay I'm going to shut up now.
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Angela Christine posted:
Y'know, I look at a Sybian and I say "well hey that makes perfect sense" and then I look at this and I am not quite sure what I am looking at or if I'd feel comfortable putting my ding dong in it e: there are videos. I would not put my ding dong in this device.
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Sockser posted:Y'know, I look at a Sybian and I say "well hey that makes perfect sense" and then I look at this and I am not quite sure what I am looking at or if I'd feel comfortable putting my ding dong in it I can't look cause I'm visiting family and no god way am I going to look that up on their computer even if I can delete evidence. But, you put your ding dong in it? I thought for sure it would be a tinier prostrate massage device. Holy crap why would they design something like that?
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Dec 7, 2013 05:40
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anime is something you watch, not talk about its like fight club, but with fedoras and autism
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Dec 7, 2013 05:46
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Al Borland posted:Holy crap why would they design something like that? for something that functions with an air pump at least at no point is ur dick in actual air-pump related danger
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Dec 7, 2013 05:46
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Gravitee posted:This is almost a beautiful haiku. VanSandman posted:black market knockoff NOTICE MY EFFORT
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Dec 7, 2013 05:48
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just glue a dildo on the end of your dryer, put it on heavy duty, bam cheap sybianVanSandman posted:no, thats standard bored lab behavior. so sweet so bored so destructive
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Dec 7, 2013 05:50
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The two sad cat songs, esp "plea from virtute the cat" are like ridiculously depressing pick
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Dec 7, 2013 05:51
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Al Borland posted:I can't look cause I'm visiting family and no god way am I going to look that up on their computer even if I can delete evidence. Don't worry, unless they have one they'll never recognise it as a sex toy.  I mean, how does that even work? This baby will grab you, massage you, and give you sensations you've never experienced before.   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRCZ5PT0llg
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So hypnotic.
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:The two sad cat songs, esp "plea from virtute the cat" are like ridiculously depressing pick What is your avatar from? Its been bugging me for a bit now.
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Dec 7, 2013 05:53
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was random image that traced back to a website about Russian doctors haha
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Dec 7, 2013 05:55
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Angela Christine posted:Don't worry, unless they have one they'll never recognise it as a sex toy. It looks like a toaster with an atari controller Pretty sure the experiences it would take me to are ones of incredible uncomfortableness.
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Noo I missed page 100 I was watching Sherlock Holmes Fruity Gordo question for you, my coat got cat hair all up on it and I just wanna get it washed. It's 57% wool, 25% polyester, 5% acrylic and rayon and various... Says dry clean only but can it be washed? If so how?
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UnnaturalSELECTION posted:was random image that traced back to a website about Russian doctors haha Lol well the mystery will continue then I guess. Either way its a mixture of cute and creepy good job.
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Dec 7, 2013 05:57
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Just to be clear, posting about these devices is not an endorsement. Masturbation kills. Just look at how this poor man's body has been ravaged. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsXMszBtzuk It's even worse for women. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOsZpOft3Dc
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Angela Christine posted:Just to be clear, posting about these devices is not an endorsement. Masturbation kills. Just look at how this poor man's body has been ravaged. This is why men have to alternate that way you build up equally! As far as women go. Well I guess you just risk beheadding or having a brick wall dropped on you.
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Angela Christine posted:Don't worry, unless they have one they'll never recognise it as a sex toy. AHHHHHH it's like a lamprey mouth ----------------
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Dec 7, 2013 07:30
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hey if you got problems maybe you should just... let it go. (warning: coolest part of frozen and best song behind link.) (go see frozen you dorks)
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Dec 7, 2013 07:33
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VanSandman posted:hey if you got problems maybe you should just... I assume the movie ends tragically when her whimsical ice castle collapses under its own weight because she never studied structural engineering?
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Dec 7, 2013 07:53
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excuse me. it's MAGIC ice. 
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Dec 7, 2013 07:57
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Donkay NOoo posted:excuse me. it's MAGIC ice. not everybody went to wizard school dont be so harsh curse them instead
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VanSandman posted:hey if you got problems maybe you should just... Awesome I love ice wizards.
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i thought ice could make some pretty rad composites, like that sawdust aircraft carrier what if shes actually a mech eng phd
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GROVER CURES HOUSE posted:i thought ice could make some pretty rad composites, like that sawdust aircraft carrier Potent combo.
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Frozen was a success and now I've got a follow-up dinner date. The movie was great, too. Good advice, ladies.
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you're welcome. that'll show her for laughin at ya.
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Sybians still scare the hell out of me.
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VanSandman posted:hey if you got problems maybe you should just... drat, that lured me out of lurking to post in a thread I probably ought not to post in, just to say, that is pretty cool. Now I have to show that clip to others.
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:
The first internet porn I ever encountered was a dirty drawing of the candle dude shoving dildos into Belle. You can swap those arm candles out for just about anything. Edit: How can you guys see that clip and be even remotely impressed. The art design is absolutely terrible. Captain Candiru fucked around with this message at 09:26 on Dec 7, 2013 |
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Macropiper posted:drat, that lured me out of lurking to post in a thread I probably ought not to post in, just to say, that is pretty cool. Now I have to show that clip to others. watch the movie
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Captain Backslap posted:Edit: How can you guys see that clip and be even remotely impressed. The art design is absolutely terrible. I agree, non-Pixar movies look like rubber garbage.
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