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Al Borland posted:ITS loving GROVER HOUSE BOB G. FIGURE IT OUT GUYS! WE CAN JUST PUNCH THROUGH THE CHEAP DRYWALL WALL INTO THE BATHROOM. This seems like the best suggestion so far.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 08:16 |
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zedar posted:This seems like the best suggestion so far. Thank you! Finally someone agrees with the sound logic to this insanity.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 08:25 |
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There are actually no windows anywhere on the top floor. Sorry goons, I didn't design the house with escaping a fire in mind. That's all for tonight!
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 08:34 |
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> add this to your life events on facebook
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 08:36 |
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>Use table / chair to bust through drywall into the bathroom. Begin to think up an explanation blaming Susie for the fire so you can murder your father before the police get to him. Edit: The costume is brilliant Atma. You're a national treasure on SA.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 08:40 |
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Al Borland posted:>Use table / chair to bust through drywall into the bathroom. Begin to think up an explanation blaming Susie for the fire so you can murder your father before the police get to him. no, we should get susie to be part of our revenge squad
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 08:41 |
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piss on yourself and cry about dying a virgin
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 08:44 |
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vomit in the pony suit from the smell of hot piss smoke
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 09:02 |
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> while waiting for the fire dpt, post a photo of your self on the pony fan forums and say all the smoke is from a huge bong rip you just took.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 10:17 |
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> Take advantage of the smoke and use the laptop to record yourself doing a wicked air guitar solo to a gwar song. then pass out.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 10:21 |
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It's a good thing Bobgroverhaus is made out of so much asbestos or that kid would've fried a while ago! >Switch back to Bob and see how things are going in the Mystery Mobile
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 10:26 |
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Let's see what we have memorized >spellbook
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 11:15 |
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since Bob clearly did not have the house built to code or inspected if a bedroom doesn't have a window, I'd say take a shot at >use POCKETKNIFE to cut through EXTERIOR WALL for all we loving know it's just drywall and some veneer siding. goddamn, Bob, what cut-rate shithead built your crappy house
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 11:57 |
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Hi Byron!
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 12:18 |
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Huddle in the corner and cry like a little bitch until the fire department comes.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 12:19 |
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>Pray to Unihoof Ponyqueer for assistance
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 12:41 |
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This took an unexpected turn after I went to bed. >Place ponies, laptop and pocketknife in inventory. Use pocketknife to open vein then draw pentagram on floor in own blood. Summon Satan and entreat him to take you back to hell with him explaining the whole revenge on dad thing and tell him you want find someone to train you to be strong and fight well. Offer your Mom's soul as payment.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 13:24 |
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almightyerin posted:This took an unexpected turn after I went to bed. Byron's ponies are currently on the floor of the GWAR concert venue in semi-digested clumps.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 13:44 |
almightyerin posted:This took an unexpected turn after I went to bed. are u allowed to offer other people's souls
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 15:01 |
fivetwo posted:are u allowed to offer other people's souls Satan simultaneously poo poo, pissed, and jizzed into God's mouth. I think it's fair to say he's a non-traditionalist.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 15:23 |
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Install linux.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 15:34 |
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Beating women isn't funny
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 15:37 |
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Masturbate
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 15:38 |
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crawl under your bed and use your webcam to get points with your internet friends
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 15:38 |
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Fire dept will never make it in time. Scream for Sussie to come back... She saves Byron then he has sex with her.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 15:41 |
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Escape to the Iranian border and ask for asylum from Bob
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 15:54 |
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>Send a scathing email to the building codes department for your city, explaining they are to blame for approving permits for Bob's self-built house that has bedrooms lacking a second egress in violation of the Grover Act.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 16:28 |
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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:Install linux.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 16:40 |
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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:Install linux.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 16:55 |
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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:Install linux.
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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:Install linux.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 17:10 |
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> Switch to balsac, tell bob you go meet his son
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 17:11 |
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poo poo pants
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 17:13 |
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Post on forums about being in a burning house and ask for advice
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 17:27 |
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headbutt wall while neighing like a horse
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 17:29 |
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tweet "#imonfire #omgimdead"
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 17:32 |
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fivetwo posted:are u allowed to offer other people's souls Oh I imagine there's some sort of ritual that will allow you to do that.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 17:37 |
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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:Install linux.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 20:12 |
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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:Install linux.
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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:Install gentoo.
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