hey, it's bob

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zedar: Dec 3, 2010; Your leader

Al Borland posted:

ITS loving GROVER HOUSE BOB G. FIGURE IT OUT GUYS! WE CAN JUST PUNCH THROUGH THE CHEAP DRYWALL WALL INTO THE BATHROOM.

But first put on pony costume, grab pocket knife and laptop full of precious pony porn and then break through the wall.

This seems like the best suggestion so far.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 08:16

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 16:10

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

zedar posted:

This seems like the best suggestion so far.

Thank you! Finally someone agrees with the sound logic to this insanity.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 08:25

Atma: Sep 16, 2002; College Slice

There are actually no windows anywhere on the top floor. Sorry goons, I didn't design the house with escaping a fire in mind.

That's all for tonight!

# ? Dec 9, 2013 08:34

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

> add this to your life events on facebook

# ? Dec 9, 2013 08:36

Al Borland: Oct 29, 2006; by XyloJW

>Use table / chair to bust through drywall into the bathroom. Begin to think up an explanation blaming Susie for the fire so you can murder your father before the police get to him.

Edit:
The costume is brilliant Atma. You're a national treasure on SA.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 08:40

Snooze Cruise: Feb 16, 2013; hey look,
a post

Al Borland posted:

>Use table / chair to bust through drywall into the bathroom. Begin to think up an explanation blaming Susie for the fire so you can murder your father before the police get to him.

Edit:
The costume is brilliant Atma. You're a national treasure on SA.

no, we should get susie to be part of our revenge squad

# ? Dec 9, 2013 08:41

drilldo squirt: Aug 18, 2006; a beautiful, soft meat sack; Clapping Larry

piss on yourself and cry about dying a virgin

# ? Dec 9, 2013 08:44

poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

vomit in the pony suit from the smell of hot piss smoke

# ? Dec 9, 2013 09:02

big duck equals goose: Nov 7, 2006; by XyloJW

> while waiting for the fire dpt, post a photo of your self on the pony fan forums and say all the smoke is from a huge bong rip you just took.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 10:17

Noni: Jul 8, 2003; ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

> Take advantage of the smoke and use the laptop to record yourself doing a wicked air guitar solo to a gwar song. then pass out.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 10:21

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

It's a good thing Bobgroverhaus is made out of so much asbestos or that kid would've fried a while ago!

>Switch back to Bob and see how things are going in the Mystery Mobile

# ? Dec 9, 2013 10:26

Cascade Failure: Jan 8, 2010

Let's see what we have memorized

>spellbook

# ? Dec 9, 2013 11:15

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

since Bob clearly did not have the house built to code or inspected if a bedroom doesn't have a window, I'd say take a shot at

>use POCKETKNIFE to cut through EXTERIOR WALL

for all we loving know it's just drywall and some veneer siding. goddamn, Bob, what cut-rate shithead built your crappy house

# ? Dec 9, 2013 11:57

BrainParasite: Jan 24, 2003

Hi Byron!

# ? Dec 9, 2013 12:18

Tampa Bay Barbie: Oct 30, 2011

Huddle in the corner and cry like a little bitch until the fire department comes.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 12:19

Pidgin Englishman: Apr 30, 2007; If you shoot
you better hit your mark

>Pray to Unihoof Ponyqueer for assistance

# ? Dec 9, 2013 12:41

almightyerin: Apr 16, 2007; The one the only. Accept no substitutes.

This took an unexpected turn after I went to bed.

>Place ponies, laptop and pocketknife in inventory. Use pocketknife to open vein then draw pentagram on floor in own blood. Summon Satan and entreat him to take you back to hell with him explaining the whole revenge on dad thing and tell him you want find someone to train you to be strong and fight well. Offer your Mom's soul as payment.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 13:24

AngryCaterpillar: Feb 1, 2007; I DREW THIS

almightyerin posted:

This took an unexpected turn after I went to bed.

>Place ponies, laptop and pocketknife in inventory. Use pocketknife to open vein then draw pentagram on floor in own blood. Summon Satan and entreat him to take you back to hell with him explaining the whole revenge on dad thing and tell him you want find someone to train you to be strong and fight well. Offer your Mom's soul as payment.

Byron's ponies are currently on the floor of the GWAR concert venue in semi-digested clumps.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 13:44

fivetwo: Jun 19, 2009

almightyerin posted:

This took an unexpected turn after I went to bed.

>Place ponies, laptop and pocketknife in inventory. Use pocketknife to open vein then draw pentagram on floor in own blood. Summon Satan and entreat him to take you back to hell with him explaining the whole revenge on dad thing and tell him you want find someone to train you to be strong and fight well. Offer your Mom's soul as payment.

are u allowed to offer other people's souls

# ? Dec 9, 2013 15:01

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

fivetwo posted:

are u allowed to offer other people's souls

Satan simultaneously poo poo, pissed, and jizzed into God's mouth. I think it's fair to say he's a non-traditionalist.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 15:23

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Install linux.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 15:34

phazer: May 14, 2003; chirp chirp i'm a buffalo

Beating women isn't funny

# ? Dec 9, 2013 15:37

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

Masturbate

# ? Dec 9, 2013 15:38

drilldo squirt: Aug 18, 2006; a beautiful, soft meat sack; Clapping Larry

crawl under your bed and use your webcam to get points with your internet friends

# ? Dec 9, 2013 15:38

Romes: Jun 18, 2003

Fire dept will never make it in time. Scream for Sussie to come back... She saves Byron then he has sex with her.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 15:41

tehk: Mar 10, 2006; [-4] Flaw: Heart Broken - Tehk is extremely lonely. The Gay Empire's ultimate weapon finds it hard to have time for love.

Escape to the Iranian border and ask for asylum from Bob

# ? Dec 9, 2013 15:54

18 Character Limit: Apr 6, 2007; Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!; Nap Ghost

>Send a scathing email to the building codes department for your city, explaining they are to blame for approving permits for Bob's self-built house that has bedrooms lacking a second egress in violation of the Grover Act.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 16:28

smilingfish: Sep 18, 2012; fuck you i am smart

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

Install linux.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 16:40

Hot Dog Day #82: Jul 5, 2003; Soiled Meat

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

Install linux.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 16:55

Gwyneth Palpate: Jun 7, 2010; Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

Install linux.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 17:08

Macichne Leainig: Jul 26, 2012; by VG

THE GAYEST POSTER posted:

Install linux.

# ? Dec 9, 2013 17:10

Slurin: Jul 17, 2008; I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.

> Switch to balsac, tell bob you go meet his son

# ? Dec 9, 2013 17:11