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Chard
Aug 24, 2010




I'm just going to go ahead and believe that you meant the character and not real life.

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Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Have you seen his penis in either setting?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Double Muhammad posted:

Have you seen his penis in either setting?

Somewhere on 2nd Avenue toward St. Mark's Place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





Mans posted:

Some Japanese business men chopped off his penis too.

Nah, he missed. Shrinkage is a hell of a thing.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

tacodaemon posted:

Somewhere on 2nd Avenue toward St. Mark's Place

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY

As many times as I've heard that song I never really gave that line much thought, but I have to admit they're right-if you're looking for a dick that's definitely a good place to start.

the future is WOW has a new favorite as of 01:09 on Dec 9, 2013

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



The Mentalizer posted:

As many times as I've heard that song I never really gave that line much thought, but I have to admit they're right-if you're looking for a dick that's definitely a good place to start.

Fun fact: King Missile frontman John S. Hall went on to become a lawyer specializing in entertainment-industry stuff of the sort you would expect the frontman of King Missile to be interested in: http://www.heratyhall.com/bios.htm (bottom of the page)

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Well, it's not wrong. Many Vaginas have destroyed families.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Yet one more from the arm-dick genre.

Lenisto
Nov 1, 2012
That one also works for the light nipple genre.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lenisto posted:

That one also works for the light nipple genre.
Well, I'll be damned. I didn't even notice the giant nipple, I was too focused on the giant wang.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Lenisto posted:

That one also works for the light nipple genre.

I see no nipple.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Frostwerks posted:

I see no nipple.

Theres a red light in the left of the pic that looks like the point of a huge nipple sticking out past her hair.

Insensative_Asshole
Dec 18, 2007

Horror Queefs posted:

Theres a red light in the left of the pic that looks like the point of a huge nipple sticking out past her hair.

What kind of hosed up fetish porn do you look at that has chicks with six inch long bright red nipples?

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Insensative_Asshole posted:

What kind of hosed up fetish porn do you look at that has chicks with six inch long bright red nipples?

OK be sensible.

Do you really want him to answer that?

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
I'm not the one who said that's what it looked like, I only figured out what the other dude was talking about after using my powerful brain for a few minutes. You assholes.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Horror Queefs posted:

I'm not the one who said that's what it looked like, I only figured out what the other dude was talking about after using my powerful brain for a few minutes. You assholes.

Now also be fair.

Only one of us is named rear end in a top hat.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Burkion posted:

Now also be fair.

Only one of us is named rear end in a top hat.

That is true. Either way, see if I ever help you guys out again when you can't find the imaginary porn when someone posts a picture.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Horror Queefs posted:

That is true. Either way, see if I ever help you guys out again when you can't find the imaginary porn when someone posts a picture.

Oh don't worry.

I found it.

:getin:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Allow me to contribute an actual picture to this discussion...

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Say Nothing posted:

Allow me to contribute an actual picture to this discussion...


It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway!

Steampunk iPhone
Sep 2, 2009

by XyloJW

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
It's okay unless the tri tips touch.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

mcbexx
Jul 4, 2004

British dentistry is
not on trial here!







Wow, a avatar/post combo never has been more appropriate.
vvvv

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

C'mon dude. The thread's only 15 pages long. And you'd only have to go back as far as page 8 to see all these.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The best ones should make you do a double-take.

Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011

Say Nothing posted:

The best ones should make you do a double-take.


Is that a knee? That's like the smoothest most inflated knee I've ever seen.

stubblyhead
Sep 13, 2007

That is treason, Johnny!

Fun Shoe

Baldbeard posted:

Is that a knee? That's like the smoothest most inflated knee I've ever seen.

If that's a knee then she's got one hell of a growth on her shin. I can usually work out what these are pretty well, but I'm stumped on this one.

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004

stubblyhead posted:

If that's a knee then she's got one hell of a growth on her shin.

I'm pretty sure that's her other leg.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Oh wow that's a good one. It's indeed a knee, not a butt.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
She must be seriously retaining water because there's not a single bit of definition in that leg. Even the hand looks spongy.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Gorilla Salad posted:

She must be seriously retaining water because there's not a single bit of definition in that leg. Even the hand looks spongy.

photoshop

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Carthag posted:

photoshop

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Those are the smoothest heels I've ever seen. They've got to be airbrushed, right?

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Byers2142 posted:

Those are the smoothest heels I've ever seen. They've got to be airbrushed, right?

You should probably buy the advertised product, just in case.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Feet that look like a butt.

There are some terrifying people doing gross things to their genitals right now.

Seizureman
Dec 27, 2009

FABULOUS

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

I'm not sure I want to know.

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