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Elusif
Jun 9, 2008


I suggested this 5 pages ago

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
>have one last clop

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Stoic Commie posted:

>have one last clop

Minimum Syntaxing
Oct 29, 2008

He looks white, but he's the son of a black man!
>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Fartmaster posted:

>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Fartmaster posted:

>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Fartmaster posted:

>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.

We shall become Bronyman

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Fartmaster posted:

>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.

feraltennisprodigy
May 29, 2008

'sup :buddy:

Fartmaster posted:

>Clop your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Fartmaster posted:

>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.

This is what this entire thread has been heading towards

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Fartmaster posted:

>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.

The Protagonist posted:

We shall become Bronyman

Or y'know, fall through the burning stairs and die in a rapidly vaporizing pisscloud of our own soiled bronysuit.

Still, it's the right answer.

Nascardad
Oct 22, 2009

"Racing is in my blood, I can't quite get out of it yet"

Fartmaster posted:

>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



CharlestonJew posted:

This is what this entire thread has been heading towards

no matter the outcome, it's the correct course of action

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Fartmaster posted:

>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.

changing whatever my previous vote was to this.

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

>switch character to putin and authorise a total nuclear strike against the US

smilingfish
Sep 18, 2012

fuck you i am smart
>Switch character to Satan, cast "Enlarge Satan", switch character back to Byron.

Vengeful Turtle
Dec 25, 2009

by Ralp

Fartmaster posted:

>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

smilingfish posted:

>Switch character to Satan, cast "Enlarge Satan", switch character back to Byron.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Fartmaster posted:

>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!
Go back to bob this kid sucks.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

HarlanHell posted:

Go back to bob this kid sucks.

We're about to forge a new age super hero and you want to go back to Bob? Hes too busy giving roadhead hold on.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
So if we kill Brony-Boy will it default back to Bob or will our game start over?

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

almightyerin posted:

So if we kill Brony-Boy will it default back to Bob or will our game start over?

*puts on fedora and smokes pipe*

it appears that the game resets when bob is either killed or loses all agency

the death of Byron will most likely not directly end the game, unless bob commits suicide in grief

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Fartmaster posted:

>Close your laptop. Place your remaining colorful horse figures on it, and use something in your room to push/pull it to and from the now raging fire. With shirts on your hands, craft the malleable horse figures into a makeshift shank and put it in your pocket. If the Fire Department fails to come in time, expunge all available bodily fluids onto your brony suit and rush through the charred door and bookcase, and out of your house. Barely escaping with your life, your synthetic brony suit has now fused to your skin as a hard protective shell.

GWAR vs Bronyman. There can be only one.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Glory of Arioch posted:

*puts on fedora and smokes pipe*

it appears that the game resets when bob is either killed or loses all agency

the death of Byron will most likely not directly end the game, unless bob commits suicide in grief

We haven't killed him in previous games so we can't assume that.

Both could be crucial to victory.

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
Livestream the fire and rescue to your brony friends

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Poland Spring posted:

Livestream the fire and rescue to your brony friends

I think when he gets out we should send him to a brony swinger party.

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice




CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Tell the firefighters you want to man the water hose then spray Susie's t-shirt with it

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
> Ask Susie to join your revenge squad, mention to her that together you will be unstoppable because friendship is magic.

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
say "me" and walk off down the street, a hollow look in your eye, clutching the makeshift shiv

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT
> Point at Susie, bawl, and tell the firefighters how she blocked you in your room and started a fire.

Moai Ou
May 18, 2004

WE LOVE SHOOTING GAMES!


Fun Shoe
Tell the firefighters that your miniature horse is still in the house.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Poland Spring posted:

say "me" and walk off down the street, a hollow look in your eye, clutching the makeshift shiv

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

CharlestonJew posted:

Tell the firefighters you want to man the water hose then spray Susie's t-shirt with it

man your own water hose then spray Susie's t-shirt with it

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

>tell the firefighters that your mom and dad are still in the house, and convince suzie to escape the scene via fire truck with you. she still owes you a good time, you're both young and virile, and the world is ripe for adventure.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Learn martial arts from youtube videos, borrow katana from online brony friend, then start vigilante career as BronyMan

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
>Throw Susie into the fire truck and take her to a GWAR concert.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
> ask susie for a hug, you are still a young boy and you been through a lot today and it was really scary. While hugging susie pickpocket the hundred dollar bill Bob paid her earlier.

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Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

mr.capps posted:

> ask susie for a hug, you are still a young boy and you been through a lot today and it was really scary. While hugging susie pickpocket the hundred dollar bill Bob paid her earlier.

and shiv her

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