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>Start bawling, loudly lamenting the loss of your precious ponies.
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Steal a firetruck and head off to the motel your parents are at. Find their room and blast the hose through the window, plastering them to the wall. Run off with Suzie and wait for retaliation.
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Dec 10, 2013 05:03
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Retail Slave posted:>Start bawling, loudly lamenting the loss of your precious ponies. I don't think we can have sex anymore, the ponysuit is fused to Byron now.
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mr.capps posted:> ask susie for a hug, you are still a young boy and you been through a lot today and it was really scary. While hugging susie pickpocket the hundred dollar bill Bob paid her earlier. Modern Day Hercules posted:and shiv her Retail Slave posted:>immediately mount Susie. Have hot sex. All three of these.
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Hanks Lust Cafe posted:>tell the firefighters that your mom and dad are still in the house, and convince suzie to escape the scene via fire truck with you. she still owes you a good time, you're both young and virile, and the world is ripe for adventure.
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Noni posted:> Point at Susie, bawl, and tell the firefighters how she blocked you in your room and started a fire.
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Dec 10, 2013 05:10
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> switch to Susie, poo poo piss and vomit on a fireman
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Dec 10, 2013 05:12
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> have Susie get your parents to come home so you can shiv bob.
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Get Susie to give you a ride to the motel for the night. There's no way dad will look for you there.
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gggiiimmmppp posted:Get Susie to give you a ride to the motel for the night. There's no way dad will look for you there. and ask her to join your revenge squad
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Dec 10, 2013 05:13
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mr.capps posted:ask her to join your revenge squad
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Dec 10, 2013 05:16
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>SAVE this poo poo already. No way should we have come this far just to randomly die and start all the way over again.
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Dec 10, 2013 05:17
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gggiiimmmppp posted:Get Susie to give you a ride to the motel for the night. There's no way dad will look for you there.
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gggiiimmmppp posted:Get Susie to give you a ride to the motel for the night. There's no way dad will look for you there.
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Dec 10, 2013 05:18
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Find architect of house and beat the poo poo out of him
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gggiiimmmppp posted:Get Susie to give you a ride to the motel for the night. There's no way dad will look for you there.
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gggiiimmmppp posted:Get Susie to give you a ride to the motel for the night. There's no way dad will look for you there. 
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Dec 10, 2013 05:23
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this is completely innocent, Bryon is a young innocent child. besides wanting to kill his dad.
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Dec 10, 2013 05:25
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Spamtron7000 posted:>Throw Susie into the fire truck and take her to a GWAR concert.
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mr.capps posted:besides wanting to kill his dad. Something he and Susie have in common.
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mr.capps posted:this is completely innocent, Bryon is a young innocent child. Bullshit Byron is a brony Innocence is dead
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> Take that axe from the firetruck and stuff it in your pony armor.
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gggiiimmmppp posted:Get Susie to give you a ride to the motel for the night. There's no way dad will look for you there.
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>take that 100 and go to the nearest liquor store. Get yourself blind stinking drunk. With any leftover change, pay the 2 bums outside the store to fight. Masturbate while watching it.
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>tell the firemen that yes, someone's still in the house (your ponies). when they go inside, get inside the firetruck and run it through the house.
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Dec 10, 2013 05:41
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Start screaming and take off running, snatching the axe off the truck as you go by, then run screaming into the woods. While pissing yourself.
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Noni posted:> Take that axe from the firetruck and stuff it in your pony armor. whatever else we do be sure to do this too
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Dec 10, 2013 05:43
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>change to bob's wife
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Noni posted:> Take that axe from the firetruck and stuff it in your pony armor.
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dontcareaboutname posted:>change to bob's wife
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Noni posted:> Take that axe from the firetruck and stuff it in your pony armor. This. Our current weapon is made of lovely ponies.
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Dec 10, 2013 05:56
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Run back into the fire.
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Also >act like we're snapping out of shock and scream that our parents are still in the blaze to serve as an adequate distraction
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Dec 10, 2013 05:58
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NoonOwl posted:This. Our current weapon is made of lovely ponies. With a hundred bucks we can upgrade to lego caltrops and maybe one of those minecraft swords at Target
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Dec 10, 2013 05:59
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We could also buy a used kabar for $100, act like we are pony Rambo.
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Dec 10, 2013 06:02
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>Get into the fire truck with Suzie, threatening her with the shiv if you have to
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>Switch back to bob
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>switch to oversized novelty phone >ring
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dontcareaboutname posted:>change to bob's wife
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