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AndyP
Nov 7, 2011

CaptainHollywood posted:

As a reminder this was the teaser for Inception:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5VDKVqvo8M

Nothing is given away except for the fact that this movie is going to be awesome.

As cliche as it is now, drat that horn is awesome.

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penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

CaptainHollywood posted:

As a reminder this was the teaser for Inception:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5VDKVqvo8M

Nothing is given away except for the fact that this movie is going to be awesome.

I hate this movie but that really is one of the best trailers ever. I wish there was a way to find out who cuts those things.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


penismightier posted:

I hate this movie but that really is one of the best trailers ever. I wish there was a way to find out who cuts those things.

Kimmo posted who it was a while ago. They handle all of Nolan's films I think.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Massey (I don't want to say his last name). Currently handling the Hobbit, did the Dark Knight. He's the #1 guy at WB but the genesis of trailers is done at A/V vendors. I don't know which vendor did that teaser but the original creation can be credited to whoever was the editor that put it together originally and I have no idea who that is.

Really a lot of people contribute to the creation of a teaser/trailer/TV spot. The SVP at the studio, his/her manager and assistant, the producer, junior producer and editor at the vendor, then all the filmmakers and execs who view each cut and come to a consensus of what direction they're going to go with.

Credit in the end, however goes to SVP/EVP in charge of the campaign and that's Massey in this case.

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

After reading Divergent... that was a very interesting way to cut the trailer. I recognized most of the scenes but it ended up feeling like a bit of a different plot. Like after first seeing the trailer before the book, I had thought the Dauntless initiation scenes were from some sort of "Divergent" resistance group, not just a regular faction. I guess that's a good way to appeal to both the book readers and the ones who didn't.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Trailer for "Jupiter Ascending." The next Wachowski siblings movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoCyL_Pqzu8

I'm...cautiously optimistic.

tehsid
Dec 24, 2007

Nobility is sadly overrated.

BonoMan posted:

Trailer for "Jupiter Ascending." The next Wachowski siblings movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoCyL_Pqzu8

I'm...cautiously optimistic.

I don't know why, it looked cool, but it didn't get me excited at all. The fact its from the Wachowski's, makes that trailer even more disappointing as they normally have fantastic trailers (even if sometimes there movies a bit rubbish).

We'll see though.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

BonoMan posted:

Trailer for "Jupiter Ascending." The next Wachowski siblings movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoCyL_Pqzu8

I'm...cautiously optimistic.

When the Wachowskis go, they go hard. I see so much about this trailer that's mockworthy, yet knowing their past work, I can't help but admire their full-tilt dedication.

I'm in, and I've got my fingers crossed all the way.

ghostwritingduck
Aug 26, 2004

"I hope you like waking up at 6 a.m. and having your favorite things destroyed. P.S. Forgive me because I'm cuter than that $50 wire I just ate."

DivisionPost posted:

When the Wachowskis go, they go hard. I see so much about this trailer that's mockworthy, yet knowing their past work, I can't help but admire their full-tilt dedication.

I'm in, and I've got my fingers crossed all the way.

Chances are that we'll get another good clip of Sean Bean dying for the collection.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.

ghostwritingduck posted:

Chances are that we'll get another good clip of Sean Bean dying for the collection.

The Wachowskis are so committed to originality that Sean Bean will live

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

BonoMan posted:

Trailer for "Jupiter Ascending." The next Wachowski siblings movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoCyL_Pqzu8

I'm...cautiously optimistic.

Wrap it up Disney/Abrams, this right here is gonna out-Star Wars your Star Wars before your Stars have a chance to Wars. This looks like the type of big beautiful sci-fi epic that we haven't seen in a drat long time.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

BonoMan posted:

Trailer for "Jupiter Ascending." The next Wachowski siblings movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoCyL_Pqzu8

I'm...cautiously optimistic.
Well this certainly looks more entertaining than Cloud Atlas, at least.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

I'm willing to give it a go, but it feels like another Y/A novel adaptation aimed squarely at teens, and I can't help but feel that it'll just leave me cold since I won't be the demographic. Also, Channing Tatum looks super stupid in that make-up.

Bugblatter
Aug 4, 2003

That looks awful. I like a lot of the people involved, but nothing about the actual footage looks good.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

Bugblatter posted:

That looks awful. I like a lot of the people involved, but nothing about the actual footage looks good.

That one shot of that planet looked good. Otherwise a lot of floaty camera hyper-real squeaky clean action sequences and Channing Tatum looking incredibly miscast.

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003

Yoshifan823 posted:

Wrap it up Disney/Abrams, this right here is gonna out-Star Wars your Star Wars before your Stars have a chance to Wars. This looks like the type of big beautiful sci-fi epic that we haven't seen in a drat long time.

I'm not trying to be facetious at all when I say that this reminded me of Battlefield Earth. So overwrought and self-serious. The casting of both the leads is so distracting- Mila Kunis looks like she's almost pasted into that world. I don't understand why their trailers try and show glimpses of every major effect in the movie- it just feels over the top. The "world-building" they get so excited about would be interesting if there was any visual flare, nuance, or originality to it, but it just looks so scrubbed clean- this could be literally any big-budget sci-film since 2005.

edit: For god's sake, this trailer includes gems such as "you've been looking for something your whole life..." and "who are you?" "I'm here to help you", while cradling female in despair. At least when Luke Skywalker said that he was really charming.

Jewmanji fucked around with this message at 03:44 on Dec 10, 2013

Devour
Dec 18, 2009

by angerbeet

BonoMan posted:

Trailer for "Jupiter Ascending." The next Wachowski siblings movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoCyL_Pqzu8

I'm...cautiously optimistic.

This looks bad. It's amazing how the Wachowski Brothers are still able to receive big budgets from studios for making films. Those Brothers had a one hit wonder with the original Matrix and everything since has been mediocre to terrible.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

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Grimey Drawer

Devout Christian posted:

This looks bad. It's amazing how the Wachowski Brothers are still able to receive big budgets from studios for making films. Those Brothers had a one hit wonder with the original Matrix and everything since has been mediocre to terrible.

I loved Speed Racer.

schwenz
Jun 20, 2003

Awful is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.
When was it decided that the future would be completely free of dirt or dust?
Does everything just clean itself in the future?

I guess that's entirely possible.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Some people really love Godzilla, if you know what I mean. :heysexy:



http://www.dailymotion.com/Smugz0r#video=x187qu6


SO much clearer

:newfap: :gizz:



EDIT: Pulled down, sorry. You'll have to imagine a grown man making orgasmic sounds to the leaked Godzilla trailer I guess.

kiimo fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Dec 10, 2013

victorious
Jul 2, 2007

As a youth I prayed, "Give me chastity and continence, but not yet."

Vagabundo posted:

Also, Channing Tatum looks super stupid in that make-up.

Holy poo poo, I thought it was Dominic Monaghan.
E: a totally buff Dominic Monaghan.

victorious fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Dec 10, 2013

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



PaganGoatPants posted:

I loved Speed Racer.

I agree. Speed Racer was playful and fun. It was a wonderland of crazy racing on screen.

Jupiter Ascending is giving me some seriously bad vibes from that trailer. It felt more like it was created with a paint-by-numbers kit. Space opera is always going to be a bit generic just because it's going to be so tied to the standard formulas but I didn't feel any of the playfulness I got from Speed Racer (to stick with that movie) or stylistic flourishes that draw me into other Wachowski films. It felt like a low effort, joyless outing with the precisely studio mandated amounts of action, spectacle, and romance all dutifully filled in and filed.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Speed Racer introduced me to colors and geometric shapes that I had never seen before.

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer
Tatum's ears look weird as hell in that trailer.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

PaganGoatPants posted:

Tatum's ears look weird as hell in that trailer.

He's a wolf hybrid. Which..yeah... that doesn't instill a lot of faith in me.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

BonoMan posted:

He's a wolf hybrid. Which..yeah... that doesn't instill a lot of faith in me.

Oh god I do not like where this is going. :gonk:

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

BonoMan posted:

He's a wolf hybrid. Which..yeah... that doesn't instill a lot of faith in me.

The plot of the movie is apparently the Queen of the Universe wanting to kill Snow White (Mila Kunis), and now the Big Bad Wolf (Channing Tatum) must rescue her. And they fall in love, apparently, kinda like in the comic book Fables.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



The MSJ posted:

The plot of the movie is apparently the Queen of the Universe wanting to kill Snow White (Mila Kunis), and now the Big Bad Wolf (Channing Tatum) must rescue her. And they fall in love, apparently, kinda like in the comic book Fables.

Seriously? Then why isn't any of that in the trailer? It might not be good but telling us that it's "Space Opera Snow White" would at least make it more interesting.

DivisionPost
Jun 28, 2006

Nobody likes you.
Everybody hates you.
You're gonna lose.

Smile, you fuck.
A quick reminder that the trailers for Speed Racer didn't instill much confidence either.

Proposition Joe
Oct 8, 2010

He was a good man

Devout Christian posted:

This looks bad. It's amazing how the Wachowski Brothers are still able to receive big budgets from studios for making films. Those Brothers had a one hit wonder with the original Matrix and everything since has been mediocre to terrible.

They aren't brothers!

lessthankyle
Dec 19, 2002

SKA SUCKS
Soiled Meat
The wiki entry is loving amazing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jupiter_Ascending

Sean Bean as Stinger, a "Han Solo-type character".
Terry Gilliam in "a small but vital part".
Sarah Campbell as Jupiter's gynecological nurse.

Hand of the King
May 11, 2012
Pointy ears annoy me to no end. I don't know why.

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck

Hand of the King posted:

Pointy ears annoy me to no end. I don't know why.

Check your privilege, round ear!

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

lessthankyle posted:

The wiki entry is loving amazing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jupiter_Ascending

Sean Bean as Stinger, a "Han Solo-type character".
Terry Gilliam in "a small but vital part".
Sarah Campbell as Jupiter's gynecological nurse.

Michael Giacchino score sounds perfect. I want this movie to be now.

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

lessthankyle posted:

The wiki entry is loving amazing: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jupiter_Ascending

Sean Bean as Stinger, a "Han Solo-type character".
Terry Gilliam in "a small but vital part".
Sarah Campbell as Jupiter's gynecological nurse.

I look forward to Jupiter Risen in 2015, Jupiter Triumphant - Part 1 in 2016 and Jupiter Triumphant - Part 2 in 2017. Although if the first one is as good as The Matrix I hope they keep a check on the Wachowski Bros. to prevent another Matrix Revolutions from happening.

Gynocentric Regime fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Dec 10, 2013

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Here's the first non-leaked official teaser for Godzilla.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjKO10hKtYw



So loving hype.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


kiimo posted:

Some people really love Godzilla, if you know what I mean. :heysexy:



http://www.dailymotion.com/Smugz0r#video=x187qu6


SO much clearer

:newfap: :gizz:



EDIT: Pulled down, sorry. You'll have to imagine a grown man making orgasmic sounds to the leaked Godzilla trailer I guess.

Proper trailer is out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjKO10hKtYw

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Ughh...want to see so bad. I'm not even a Godzilla fan really but goddamn that looks great.

Still loved the Comic Con trailer the best though. The sense of scale with camera flying by what looks like a mountain (until you see an open wound and claws) was just insane.

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Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

Vagabundo posted:

Here's the first non-leaked official teaser for Godzilla.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjKO10hKtYw



So loving hype.

It looks ok, but the leaked teaser was much more powerful.

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